Pokimane-Mafia-Game-1

September 24, 202630 min899 turns
Speaker 1Speaker 2Speaker 3Speaker 4Speaker 5Speaker 6DrewSpeaker 8Announcement
00:00
Speaker 3
Down. Can the mafia open your eyes and look at each other or across from each other or wherever they are and please let me know who you would like to kill.
00:11
Speaker 3
And remember if you can't point, give me the number.
00:31
Speaker 3
Mafia head down.
00:35
Speaker 3
Investigator, head up.
00:38
Speaker 3
Who would you like to investigate?
00:44
Speaker 3
Investigator, head down.
00:47
Speaker 3
Doctor, head up.
00:50
Speaker 3
Point to who you would like to save.
00:57
Speaker 3
Doctor, head down.
01:01
Speaker 3
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
01:03
Speaker 5
Good morning
01:05
Speaker 2
I think you forgot the jester again.
01:07
Speaker 1
Oh shit!
01:08
Speaker 3
shit! It's
01:08
Speaker 1
It's okay.
01:09
Speaker 2
Not that I'm the jester, just... Oh my god.
01:12
Speaker 3
Just
01:13
Speaker 2
weird
01:14
Speaker 5
Wait, can I interject quickly? I forgot to say there is one special rule to today's mafia stream and that is, gosh, I hope it wasn't broken in the first round, but Tina's not allowed to die in the first three rounds. It's her birthday.
01:27
Speaker 1
It's her
01:28
Speaker 5
birthday! It's her birthday! Don't kill her! That's so...
01:30
Speaker 2
That's dope.
01:31
Speaker 3
her!
01:32
Speaker 2
So like good thing she died.
01:34
Speaker 5
died.
01:34
Speaker 2
She didn't die.
01:36
Speaker 1
feel
01:36
Speaker 2
like...
01:37
Speaker 1
Not yet though. That's true. We can make it two.
01:40
Speaker 3
So Tina fortunately did not die, but I can't say the same
01:45
Speaker 1
for
01:46
Speaker 3
another person whose name starts with T as well, and that would be Toast.
01:51
Speaker 2
Why do I even show up these shit streams? He's always the
01:55
Speaker 4
God damn.
01:59
Speaker 3
I'm gonna set a timer for what, three, four minutes, five minutes?
02:02
Speaker 2
minutes?
02:02
Speaker 4
Well here, come on closer now.
02:04
Speaker 2
You might be a killer, I don't know.
02:06
Speaker 4
might be a killer. I'll take the
02:07
Speaker 2
risk. I am a killer.
02:09
Speaker 4
But I'm the killer, so how could it be? Oh.
02:13
Speaker 2
We don't get to find out what Toast did.
02:14
Speaker 6
Toast did.
02:15
Speaker 4
I was really... Jester-like of you.
02:17
Speaker 5
Not too much on Toast, you know, in the future. That's a good...
02:22
Speaker 4
Three minutes?
02:23
Speaker 2
Dude, who would kill Toast first?
02:25
Speaker 6
You.
02:25
Speaker 4
who's definitely... I
02:25
Speaker 5
actually think it would be like adjacent to the L...
02:29
Speaker 2
You know who'd kill
02:29
Speaker 5
Toast first?
02:30
Speaker 2
Never I don't even know Toast like that.
02:31
Drew
know Toast like that.
02:32
Speaker 5
No, but that's why.
02:33
Drew
met him today.
02:34
Speaker 5
That's why.
02:34
Speaker 2
He's
02:35
Drew
smart.
02:35
Speaker 5
So the person that killed him is also smart.
02:38
Drew
smart. Yeah.
02:38
Speaker 4
The person
02:39
Speaker 2
that killed him is trying to
02:39
Speaker 5
win the game right But I also feel like you guys wouldn't kill him first. You would kill him like second or third.
02:44
Speaker 4
I would never kill Toast first. Like that's how you know I'm clear. I just want to say that. I wouldn't kill him first. Also if I was mafia, I'd want the challenge. Like I'd want to win while he's... Right. I don't know.
02:53
Speaker 1
Bullshit. just want to say that I'm clear. I would literally never
02:59
Speaker 2
kill
03:00
Speaker 4
I just want to say I'm clear.
03:02
Speaker 1
What
03:02
Speaker 2
if it was Tina?
03:03
Speaker 1
I'm
03:03
Speaker 2
Tina's She said
03:04
Speaker 1
can only be one Tina in here. That's crazy. And
03:07
Speaker 8
Tina's never liked him.
03:08
Speaker 2
too mafia. To be
03:08
Speaker 1
clear, I would also
03:10
Speaker 4
never
03:10
Speaker 2
kill him first agree on one kill.
03:12
Speaker 1
I think it's
03:14
Speaker 1
I love,
03:15
Speaker 4
you
03:15
Speaker 1
have one gesture attempting to...
03:16
Speaker 8
I
03:17
Speaker 1
Wait, but who would you kill first? Sid.
03:20
Speaker 4
Okay, why?
03:21
Speaker 2
I agree.
03:22
Speaker 1
You would kill Elam first? Yeah.
03:24
Drew
In the same
03:25
Speaker 2
I would kill Donnell first.
03:26
Speaker 4
It's 'cause they're
03:26
Speaker 8
fake friends.
03:27
Speaker 2
I might
03:27
Drew
Wait be the only one here,
03:29
Speaker 1
huh? Wait, yeah.
03:30
Speaker 2
Hey, he got a point.
03:32
Speaker 8
Wait, Jason,
03:33
Drew
what'd
03:34
Speaker 8
Jason, what'd you say?
03:35
Drew
you say? They're in the same org.
03:36
Speaker 8
That's the only reason. True
03:38
Speaker 2
True, they know each other
03:39
Drew
well. They know each
03:41
Speaker 2
other
03:41
Speaker 8
well.
03:41
Drew
Like the first
03:43
Speaker 8
day. Yeah, I don't know Toast like that.
03:46
Drew
Nah, I feel like I seen a YouTube video of y'all playing mafia before.
03:49
Speaker 8
Oh. Wait, he's been
03:50
Speaker 6
studying.
03:50
Speaker 2
Is
03:51
Drew
that true
03:51
Speaker 2
That sounds like you're tryharding. And you wouldn't want Toast to
03:54
Speaker 6
win
03:55
Drew
No, I didn't even know, I was, I didn't even know y'all made a mafia video. Oh, the
04:00
Speaker 8
him, but not
04:01
Speaker 6
first round 'cause I know
04:02
Speaker 8
doesn't he sound
04:03
Drew
I'm bluffing. I don't have
04:05
Speaker 8
he
04:05
Speaker 6
I'm bluffing.
04:06
Speaker 8
She's not She's not cooking anything.
04:08
Drew
cooking anything.
04:09
Speaker 1
Yeah.
04:10
Speaker 8
Why isn't it you
04:11
Speaker 5
though?
04:12
Drew
Because I don't know Toast like that.
04:15
Speaker 8
He doesn't know him like that.
04:16
Speaker 5
Yeah, but you said he's smart, so you totally
04:18
Drew
could. That's all I
04:18
Speaker 2
know. You
04:19
Speaker 8
know
04:19
Speaker 2
He's too innocent seeming. I don't think he'd lie.
04:22
Speaker 8
really fat heavy head and I didn't feel any shift lifting up, so I don't
04:26
Speaker 2
think it's him.
04:26
Speaker 5
Whatever. He still kind of got a heavy head.
04:28
Speaker 2
You mean
04:29
Speaker 8
'cause
04:29
Speaker 2
like, 'cause
04:29
Speaker 8
of his
04:29
Speaker 2
big brain? Wait, hold
04:30
Speaker 5
Yeah, he has a big
04:31
Speaker 6
brain.
04:33
Speaker 5
No, guys, I'm gonna be so deadass. I would kill him, but not first round 'cause I know he'd be pissed, and he was pissed. I wouldn't do that.
04:39
Speaker 8
who? I wouldn't do that.
04:40
Speaker 4
Who wouldn't care if Toast was pissed?
04:42
Speaker 8
I wouldn't, but... There I really wouldn't care if he was mad, but...
04:47
Speaker 4
so that they wouldn't know.
04:48
Speaker 8
'Cause I wouldn't
04:49
Speaker 2
care
04:49
Speaker 8
if they were mad
04:50
Speaker 2
Do we vote someone here? I feel like it's too early.
04:52
Speaker 6
to vote.
04:53
Speaker 4
It's early, we just get to talk.
04:54
Speaker 2
both of them, they don't want to kill anyone. They're
04:58
Speaker 2
trying to get away with
04:59
Speaker 4
it. It's between like Elam, Cutie and Jason for me.
05:02
Speaker 6
Wait, why?
05:02
Speaker 4
Because you guys, okay, we wouldn't kill Toast first because we'd wanna, you know.
05:07
Speaker 6
I think we should kill Leslie.
05:10
Speaker 4
just like put me on it
05:11
Speaker 1
like You can just like cut me out
05:12
Speaker 4
they're never mind
05:13
Speaker 1
mafia pretending to be Jester.
05:18
Speaker 6
I kind of believe, I think I'll tell you what. I'm
05:20
Speaker 2
a regular villager. I'm actually very sad
05:23
Speaker 6
That's fair
05:24
Speaker 1
That's fair.
05:25
Speaker 4
He's a regular villain
05:25
Speaker 1
about
05:26
Speaker 2
One minute villager. Villager. Villain? Villager. Four Feels like we've done nothing here.
05:32
Speaker 8
like we've done nothing here
05:33
Speaker 6
was I know it's not me, so there's only eight people, which means we have a shot of getting someone at complete random. She just went
05:39
Speaker 2
We should vote someone off, I'm thinking. We definitely vote someone here, right?
05:44
Speaker 5
No. Well,
05:45
Speaker 2
there's only, I know it's not me, so there's only eight people, which means we have a shot of getting someone at complete random. Oh
05:51
Speaker 6
my god.
05:52
Speaker 2
That doesn't happen. That's awesome.
05:53
Speaker 4
we
05:54
Speaker 2
know Leslie's innocent too, so that brings it down to seven. I didn't say
05:57
Speaker 6
that. What
05:57
Speaker 4
did
05:58
Speaker 2
she do? You're not
05:59
Speaker 4
innocent. I am, but why are you saying
06:01
Speaker 2
we
06:01
Speaker 4
know? I'm just saying it's
06:04
Speaker 2
suspicious that you
06:05
Speaker 6
said Jester. That's what
06:06
Speaker 2
you said
06:07
Speaker 4
Pretending to be Jester.
06:10
Speaker 2
I'm not jester
06:10
Speaker 4
I'm not Jester. You were mafia pretending to be Jester.
06:13
Speaker 2
Okay, as long as we don't vote out Jason, I'll be fine.
06:16
Speaker 4
We wouldn't.
06:16
Speaker 6
team, what are we
06:17
Speaker 2
So that takes out three people, there's only six. That's a one in three shot we get someone who's innocent.
06:22
Speaker 5
like this couch and you're like Switzerland doing
06:26
Speaker 6
nothing. Yeah, you two are just
06:27
Speaker 5
sitting there. You guys
06:28
Speaker 2
are
06:28
Speaker 5
just
06:28
Speaker 2
getting
06:29
Speaker 5
away with
06:29
Speaker 2
it.
06:30
Speaker 4
Wait, so why is it you, Tina? Like, why are
06:34
Drew
he has a
06:35
Speaker 4
lot of experience.
06:36
Speaker 6
How do you choose when to vote? Do you just like nominate?
06:40
Speaker 4
You just nominate.
06:41
Drew
Who's Leslie? You just say.
06:42
Speaker 4
Okay. Can nominate
06:43
Drew
I nominate her.
06:44
Speaker 6
Okay. She's
06:45
Drew
the killer. Okay.
06:46
Speaker 4
Does
06:46
Drew
someone have to second it, right?
06:47
Speaker 8
I second it.
06:48
Drew
okay. She's the killer.
06:51
Speaker 8
Were you just about to switch up?
06:51
Speaker 2
Okay
06:52
Speaker 8
Were you just about to switch up?
06:52
Drew
If
06:53
Speaker 4
I was the killer, okay, if I was the killer, I wouldn't talk so much. I feel like I would be so under the radar. I'm actually trying to figure it out. The reason I think it's one of you three is because you guys would kill Toast first. I think because I play with Toast a lot, I would want him in the game.
07:08
Drew
Why?
07:09
Speaker 4
Because he's a challenge to play with. Like he has a lot of experience.
07:12
Speaker 6
So I'm not a challenge to you?
07:13
Speaker 4
What? No, well you're not.
07:14
Speaker 6
What the
07:15
Speaker 4
I wouldn't, I would, like any mafia would keep you alive.
07:20
Speaker 5
He's making my job easier if
07:22
Speaker 4
I was mafia, which I'm not.
07:24
Speaker 4
Which I
07:24
Speaker 1
always does.
07:26
Speaker 4
Anyways, that's my defense. I just wouldn't
07:29
Speaker 6
Shut up, Leslie.
07:30
Speaker 4
Because it's a challenge. I think he's mafia because he's acting like a jester. He's afraid to die. Or sorry, you're like, you want to die. Yeah, what if it's a quiet
07:37
Speaker 6
person?
07:37
Speaker 3
Okay. Was that the defense?
07:39
Speaker 4
That's my defense.
07:40
Speaker 3
I
07:40
Speaker 4
promise it's it's me.
07:41
Speaker 3
All in favor of voting Leslie out, say aye.
07:43
Speaker 6
I think she might be the jester though, low key.
07:45
Speaker 4
Yeah.
07:45
Speaker 6
I
07:46
Speaker 8
don't
07:46
Speaker 6
know.
07:46
Speaker 4
The vote did not pass. Nighttime.
07:48
Speaker 3
vote did not pass. Nighttime. What
07:50
Speaker 8
the hell? Sorry guys.
07:51
Speaker 4
I'm
07:52
Speaker 8
gonna
07:53
Speaker 8
get murdered by her.
07:55
Speaker 3
Chat's so cute, they're all typing the letter I. So cute. Okay. Nighttime. Um, mafia, head up.
08:06
Speaker 3
Who would you like to kill?
08:14
Speaker 3
This is the nighttime song.
08:20
Speaker 3
This is the nighttime song. Everyone's
08:28
Speaker 3
ta ta ta ra
08:46
Speaker 3
Mafia head down.
08:52
Speaker 3
Investigator, head up.
08:54
Speaker 3
Who would you like to investigate?
09:01
Speaker 3
Okay, investigator, head down. Doctor, head up. Who would you like to save?
09:12
Speaker 3
ba da ba da ba
09:15
Speaker 3
head down.
09:18
Speaker 3
And jester, head up.
09:23
Speaker 3
Jester, head down.
09:25
Speaker 3
Okay. All right. Cock a doodle
09:29
Speaker 3
doo! Oh, they even have a
09:31
Speaker 5
That was kind of fun. fun.
09:35
Speaker 3
Oh my god. This person was going out, you know, walking her dog, and then
09:41
Speaker 6
she
09:42
Speaker 3
slipped. What the frick? And fell
09:44
Speaker 3
I don't know what that was.
09:45
Speaker 6
wasn't Jimmy
09:46
Speaker 1
It
09:47
Speaker 6
wasn't I honestly thought it was gonna be you.
09:51
Speaker 2
That I'm the mafia?
09:52
Speaker 6
Yeah, low key.
09:53
Speaker 2
This person's evil
09:53
Drew
Gotta go.
09:54
Speaker 2
Gotta go.
09:55
Speaker 6
Dang.
09:57
Speaker 2
I knew it was her.
09:57
Drew
I knew it wasn't her.
09:58
Speaker 5
Yeah. I even changed my... After you talk, then who is it?
10:02
Drew
I'm gonna do
10:03
Speaker 3
I'm gonna do a three-minute timer then.
10:05
Speaker 4
Okay.
10:05
Speaker 5
Okay. Do
10:06
Speaker 2
we
10:06
Speaker 1
have a
10:07
Speaker 5
Yes, we do have a dead room.
10:09
Speaker 2
Guys, we gotta vote someone out.
10:11
Speaker 8
We do
10:12
Speaker 2
save anybody, son. No,
10:13
Speaker 5
it's
10:14
Speaker 2
not me and So we just gotta vote someone out.
10:16
Speaker 5
Also, me and Cy are
10:17
Speaker 4
clear.
10:19
Speaker 5
If the investigator has even one mafia, I think that's very worthwhile.
10:23
Speaker 4
it would be
10:23
Speaker 2
helpful if the
10:24
Speaker 4
investigator
10:24
Speaker 2
And the doctor's still alive, so if you reveal it, then we'll just, we'll protect you.
10:30
Speaker 5
Why are you looking at me?
10:32
Speaker 6
I'm just
10:32
Speaker 2
trying
10:32
Speaker 6
to piece it together, you know?
10:34
Speaker 2
reveal...
10:35
Speaker 5
He's testing out
10:36
Speaker 1
Listen,
10:37
Drew
Listen, whoever is the mafia is kinda dumb because I accused Sid of being a mafia, so why would they kill Sid?
10:44
Speaker 5
That's what
10:45
Speaker 1
you accused
10:46
Speaker 5
What if you did that and then you said that to call yourself dumb because you thought that would be funny?
10:51
Drew
possibility.
10:52
Speaker 1
Funny you brought that up. Interesting.
10:55
Speaker 8
Oh yeah, I didn't follow
10:56
Speaker 2
Guys, we have to vote someone out here. We just have to.
10:58
Speaker 5
Saikuno, why do you want to vote people out so bad?
11:00
Speaker 2
Because they're killing all of us.
11:02
Speaker 4
He's jester.
11:03
Speaker 2
They also killed my pal. Wait, no,
11:04
Speaker 4
he's mafia pretending to be jester, sorry. I still
11:07
Drew
think it's
11:07
Speaker 2
No, I'm a regular
11:08
Speaker 6
villager. I'm honestly like kind of pissed over here.
11:11
Speaker 4
I feel like if it was me, I would have just killed one of you guys.
11:14
Speaker 6
But why?
11:15
Drew
That's a bad pick.
11:16
Speaker 4
Because you guys are accusing me. I would want you guys dead.
11:18
Speaker 2
did
11:19
Drew
kill
11:20
Speaker 6
one of them.
11:20
Drew
Jason, they
11:21
Speaker 4
were accusing me. they were accusing me. Jason, I would have killed you.
11:25
Drew
I would have
11:25
Speaker 4
killed you last night. No, no,
11:26
Drew
no, 'cause then it'd be too obvious that it's you. It's her.
11:30
Speaker 6
There's
11:30
Drew
Oh, I'm quivering.
11:31
Speaker 4
no winning.
11:32
Drew
It's about someone else.
11:33
Speaker 1
This is great.
11:34
Speaker 6
I just think Leslie might be the jester though, low key.
11:37
Speaker 1
I think Saikuno's one pretending to be jester. And I would be so surprised if Leslie was sus because she's not even like quivering
11:47
Drew
or anything. No, no, no.
11:49
Speaker 1
Oh, I'm quivering.
11:50
Drew
She just said she'll kill me.
11:52
Speaker 1
No, I know her, but she's speaking
11:53
Drew
so confidently. But if she was the mafia, why would she kill me?
11:56
Speaker 4
If I was the mafia, I would have killed you.
11:58
Drew
No, but then it's too obvious that
12:01
Speaker 4
Cutie because she's... I would have killed
12:04
Drew
No, no, no.
12:05
Speaker 4
guys, it's
12:07
Drew
me, but
12:08
Speaker 4
if I kill
12:08
Speaker 1
you,
12:09
Speaker 4
It's Jason. you. Jason, Jason
12:11
Speaker 1
Spencer doesn't use it in chat Jason,
12:15
Speaker 5
Jason,
12:15
Speaker 1
Jason. I
12:16
Speaker 5
think he could be mafia. Who
12:17
Speaker 1
do you think the other mafia is?
12:19
Drew
I don't know, but I know it's Fousley.
12:21
Speaker 1
That's
12:21
Speaker 5
so
12:21
Speaker 1
interesting.
12:22
Speaker 6
I still
12:22
Speaker 1
think it's
12:23
Speaker 6
you.
12:23
Speaker 1
I kind
12:24
Speaker 8
of think it's Poke.
12:25
Speaker 5
At least honestly that makes me think it's not you 'cause for a second I was like, is bro like participating? Like are you really thinking
12:33
Speaker 8
No, I'm... I'm doing it.
12:35
Speaker 5
something,
12:35
Speaker 1
dude. Can I say something? Yes. she was like a silent killer. I am scared. And like since it's her birthday, I don't want to sus her out. It's Tina's birthday. She didn't want to say anything. I don't want to sus her out because it's her birthday.
12:45
Speaker 2
out. It's
12:45
Speaker 5
Tina's birthday. She didn't want to say anything.
12:46
Speaker 1
I don't want to sus her out because it's her birthday. Oh, you
12:48
Speaker 5
can just
12:49
Speaker 1
play how
12:49
Speaker 5
you would normally play. I'm scared.
12:52
Drew
Alright, let's get Tina out of here,
12:53
Speaker 1
guys. I think for me it's between Tina
12:58
Drew
Wait, why do you not think it's Fousey?
13:00
Speaker 1
I just explained my voice ain't quivering. Yeah,
13:04
Speaker 5
she isn't giving any of her stuff. Maybe she's playing
13:06
Speaker 1
the kill you first. We played so much Among Us together. Like, I feel like she's acting so... Oh, we're the sleeper agents because no one
13:12
Speaker 8
invited us to play
13:12
Speaker 1
Among Us. Because she's huge.
13:15
Speaker 5
Because they're
13:16
Speaker 2
confident. They
13:16
Speaker 8
don't know
13:17
Speaker 2
what kind of liar.
13:17
Speaker 5
Valkyrie!
13:18
Speaker 1
No, he's been from
13:20
Speaker 5
Wait guys
13:20
Speaker 2
Wait, guys, it might be Fousey.
13:22
Speaker 1
Time is up,
13:22
Speaker 2
guys.
13:23
Speaker 4
I nominate Saikuno.
13:25
Speaker 1
Hell no,
13:26
Speaker 2
it's not Saikuno.
13:27
Speaker 1
anybody have a second
13:29
Speaker 5
He wants to vote everybody
13:31
Speaker 4
out. No, he's been from the start jesterizing. But like the way you don't get voted out in mafia
13:36
Speaker 2
I'm gonna read this card out to you guys. It says villager, I'm telling you.
13:39
Speaker 4
why are you trying to get random people voted out?
13:42
Speaker 2
mafia. That's
13:43
Speaker 4
dangerous though,
13:44
Speaker 2
What? No, no, no, no. I'm not the jester.
13:46
Speaker 1
because
13:48
Speaker 2
I'm voting Fousey.
13:49
Speaker 2
what if he's jester?
13:51
Speaker 4
Okay, I just... it's not in it.
13:54
Speaker 2
Yeah, how do you spell it?
13:55
Speaker 4
It ain't me. I don't
13:57
Speaker 8
it.
13:57
Speaker 2
Okay.
13:58
Speaker 4
think... Do
13:58
Speaker 6
I don't her?
14:00
Speaker 4
No,
14:01
Speaker 6
I don't. I think she's the jester. What?
14:03
Speaker 4
No, no, no, no. I'm not the jester.
14:07
Speaker 3
I'm voting him.
14:08
Speaker 6
Not guilty. What? You're being accused of being the mafia of playing jester. What I'm
14:12
Speaker 1
do you— what's your defense?
14:14
Speaker 6
Does anybody have a second nomination
14:16
Speaker 5
No
14:16
Speaker 6
Honestly, I'm down. I'll do it. Saikuno is what I would say. It wasn't a terrible idea. I'll just go with my hands.
14:24
Speaker 2
Vote for Saikuno.
14:24
Speaker 1
he needs to defend himself
14:25
Speaker 5
Wait, no, he needs to defend himself. Wait, defend yourself.
14:28
Speaker 2
Wow.
14:28
Speaker 5
Oh my god.
14:30
Speaker 2
Honestly, I flew in this morning. I'm pretty tired, man. I wouldn't be too...
14:34
Speaker 6
him.
14:34
Speaker 4
Not guilty. What? You're being accused of being the mafia of playing jester. What do you— what's your defense?
14:43
Speaker 2
Uh, yeah, I am the jester playing the mafia.
14:48
Speaker 2
Yeah, so if you vote me out, I just win. But we'll get Toast back in here, so that'll be nice.
14:54
Speaker 6
I don't know whether to put... Oh my goodness. He's getting inside my brain.
14:58
Speaker 8
argument.
14:59
Speaker 6
I believe him now. Oh, we'll
15:01
Speaker 2
Oh, we'll get toast back.
15:03
Speaker 3
gonna do three, two,
15:04
Speaker 2
If
15:05
Speaker 3
you're in favor, raise your hand and say aye. For second, no. Three, two, one.
15:09
Speaker 6
Ah, screw it. it. I'm not doing that. I'm not
15:12
Speaker 2
It's not me. I
15:13
Speaker 6
doing
15:14
Speaker 3
that.
15:15
Drew
You
15:15
Speaker 2
motherfucker. It's not me. I can't believe I got away with that.
15:19
Speaker 3
It's
15:19
Speaker 2
Yeah
15:22
Speaker 2
I know, it's crazy. It's crazy. Can we
15:25
Speaker 3
vote for multiple people? You're
15:28
Speaker 1
voting
15:29
Speaker 3
drank something during a
15:30
Drew
for Jason.
15:30
Speaker 3
Okay, all right. It's
15:31
Speaker 2
It is Fuzly.
15:35
Drew
You know it's her too, right?
15:36
Speaker 2
I mean, I heard her...
15:37
Drew
It's
15:37
Speaker 2
obvious, but let me explain. ...drank something during a...
15:39
Drew
Why would Fuzly say that she would kill me if she was the mafia? That's a stupid... that's a poor choice though. It'd be obvious that she's the mafia.
15:47
Speaker 4
No, I would have... so you guys were accusing me last round, right? If I'm mafia, I want to wake up and silence the people who are gonna accuse me. Like if you're dead right now, this wouldn't be happening to me. Wait,
15:56
Drew
no, but I was already accusing you the round before. So now I'm
15:59
Speaker 4
But even if that's... oh, maybe that's too obvious. I would kill Cutie. Or why would I kill...
16:04
Speaker 2
good
16:04
Speaker 6
You got your brain rot
16:06
Speaker 4
saying...
16:07
Speaker 6
am not, okay?
16:08
Speaker 4
Leslie
16:08
Speaker 6
said she'd kill Cutie three times. Wait, it's...
16:12
Speaker 2
She said she'd kill
16:13
Speaker 4
Because they voted... they want... they think it's me.
16:16
Speaker 8
This isn't even real gold. Jason,
16:18
Speaker 4
You know what have shit for you, Fuzly. If I were to be mafia, which I am not, okay?
16:24
Speaker 6
be
16:24
Speaker 4
these two right
16:25
Speaker 6
here. This
16:26
Speaker 4
is not
16:27
Speaker 1
the time for investigator
16:29
Speaker 6
to come out. It's definitely these two.
16:31
Speaker 4
Who's the
16:31
Speaker 6
investigator?
16:32
Speaker 3
The investigator... Daytime is unfortunately over, but Jason did nominate Leslie. Are there any other nominations?
16:38
Speaker 5
that Leslie's the mafia. second it.
16:41
Speaker 6
You know what, I'll jump in with it. Hey, I'll second it. Get her
16:43
Speaker 5
out of
16:43
Speaker 6
here.
16:44
Speaker 4
Guys, it's not me.
16:46
Speaker 6
She's just... no, put your hands down. She's nervous.
16:50
Speaker 4
I don't feel hard feelings. No, I mean, even if I hypothetically jester.
16:54
Drew
Oh, that's shitty defense.
17:00
Drew
not the
17:01
Speaker 4
jester. I feel... I mean...
17:02
Drew
She's not the jester.
17:02
Speaker 4
Are you jester?
17:03
Speaker 6
Are you sure?
17:04
Drew
I'm not the jester.
17:05
Speaker 3
for Leslie.
17:06
Drew
I'm pretty positive that
17:06
Speaker 3
Leslie's
17:07
Drew
the mafia.
17:07
Speaker 3
Three, two, one.
17:10
Speaker 6
Okay, you know what, if we're all gonna do it, we might as well do it. Send her out. Get her out of here.
17:15
Speaker 8
It's no hard feelings, but it is because you said you'd kill me, so...
17:19
Speaker 2
How is that...
17:20
Speaker 8
It just really
17:21
Speaker 8
hurt my feelings. I
17:22
Speaker 6
don't feel hard feelings.
17:24
Speaker 4
No, I mean, even if I hypothetically were... oh no, I'm not jester. So you're not jester?
17:29
Speaker 2
Wait, are you allowed to say your role at the end?
17:31
Speaker 4
show the card.
17:32
Speaker 6
What?
17:34
Speaker 4
Y'all effed up though. We got a mafia.
17:36
Speaker 2
We got one.
17:37
Speaker 6
Yo,
17:37
Speaker 2
everybody, get out.
17:38
Speaker 4
Get out of here
17:38
Speaker 6
That's cool.
17:39
Speaker 5
Guys, if I die tonight...
17:41
Speaker 2
That's cool. That's
17:42
Speaker 6
cool.
17:43
Speaker 2
Who's Zed? He said that's cool.
17:44
Speaker 3
Okay, nighttime.
17:46
Speaker 5
If I die tonight, it's cutie. What the hell? What the hell?
17:51
Speaker 3
Good night, everyone. Nighttime.
17:56
Speaker 3
All right, eyes closed. Mafia, head up. Who would you like to kill?
18:02
Speaker 3
ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum.
18:10
Speaker 3
Ba-da-ba-da-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum.
18:20
Speaker 3
Mafia, eyes closed.
18:24
Speaker 3
Um, investigator, head up. Who would you like to investigate?
18:34
Speaker 3
Investigator, head down.
18:37
Speaker 3
Doctor, head up.
18:40
Speaker 3
Who would you like to save?
18:57
Speaker 3
Doctor, head down.
19:04
Speaker 3
Um, that's it, right? All right, good morning. Cock-a-doodle-doo.
19:07
Speaker 6
Ooh.
19:08
Speaker 3
Good morning.
19:10
Drew
I'm dead.
19:14
Speaker 3
No one died.
19:15
Speaker 6
Wait, wait, how does that—
19:16
Speaker 1
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
19:17
Speaker 6
Doctor! Doctor! Doctor
19:19
Speaker 1
Doctor! Doctor!
19:19
Speaker 6
They
19:20
Speaker 1
saved
19:20
Speaker 6
Oh.
19:21
Speaker 1
Wait.
19:21
Speaker 6
Oh.
19:22
Speaker 1
What did the doctor do? Where's the doctor?
19:23
Speaker 6
doctor? Tifa,
19:25
Speaker 5
fucking hero.
19:25
Speaker 1
doctor?
19:26
Speaker 6
you the doctor? No. Oh.
19:30
Speaker 2
Guys, who saved them? Who saved them? Quick, reveal
19:32
Speaker 5
Why are you so excited?
19:34
Speaker 5
Like he saved your first life.
19:36
Speaker 2
That's a
19:36
Speaker 5
Wait, wait, yeah, the doctor should come out and then say who they saved because that person is a villager and that's two villagers.
19:43
Speaker 2
True. That's what
19:44
Drew
the fuck a mafia would say because then the mafia would kill the doctor.
19:47
Speaker 5
Okay, so then it's you two.
19:48
Speaker 2
That's fine.
19:49
Speaker 5
No, guys, we're at a crucial number of people. Doctor should come out and clear one person.
19:54
Speaker 6
It's
19:55
Speaker 8
still
19:55
Drew
five months.
19:56
Speaker 5
Because whoever, whoever they saved did get shot. That's a bad stretch. Yeah, so they are indeed a villager.
20:02
Drew
Doctor, don't, don't go out and say
20:04
Speaker 5
it.
20:05
Drew
Who is the doctor?
20:05
Speaker 5
Don't do it because
20:06
Speaker 6
then you're just
20:06
Drew
gonna kill
20:06
Speaker 6
I feel like the doctor would say if they're not, if Jason is the doctor. No? Listen.
20:13
Drew
Hey, listen. If you're the doctor, don't say it because then the mafia will kill you.
20:18
Speaker 2
You can protect yourself though.
20:19
Speaker 5
No! That's not— no, no, no,
20:22
Drew
Yes it is.
20:23
Speaker 5
Well yes, but right now it's important so we can kill the right person.
20:27
Speaker 2
Who's the investigator?
20:28
Speaker 5
I wanna tell
20:29
Drew
you right now. I wanna tell you right now. Who's the investigator? I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you right now
20:38
Drew
the damn investigator
20:41
Speaker 2
Who's the
20:41
Speaker 5
Honestly, I'm so scared to say this.
20:42
Drew
Actually, we can win right now.
20:44
Speaker 5
But I'm worried the investigator was toast and he was killed right off the bat or something.
20:48
Speaker 6
Oh, maybe.
20:48
Speaker 5
Because by now investigator would have come out and been like
20:51
Drew
true.
20:51
Speaker 6
Yeah.
20:52
Drew
That's true.
20:53
Speaker 5
Right.
20:54
Drew
You're a genius.
20:55
Speaker 5
I know. So you're the
20:57
Drew
I don't know who the fuck the doctor is.
20:59
Speaker 5
Right, right. Okay,
21:00
Speaker 6
if the doctor isn't Jason, who is
21:03
Drew
Why would the doctor
21:04
Speaker 6
It's you.
21:05
Drew
say who the doctor is?
21:06
Speaker 6
Because no one
21:06
Drew
dies. No,
21:07
Speaker 2
because
21:08
Drew
then the doctor would
21:09
Speaker 2
die.
21:09
Speaker 8
So smart.
21:10
Speaker 6
You're
21:10
Speaker 8
really Protect yourself.
21:11
Speaker 2
All right, Jason's innocent. We don't vote for him, that's fine. Why would you say that? We gotta find the doctor to vote for. Wait, why
21:16
Speaker 8
would you say
21:17
Speaker 1
that? This is such a good time for someone to come out.
21:21
Speaker 6
right now, I don't
21:22
Speaker 1
Because someone was saved.
21:23
Speaker 6
Yeah.
21:24
Speaker 8
That's what
21:25
Speaker 6
I'm— like, someone was saved.
21:26
Speaker 1
wanted to say that's good too.
21:26
Speaker 6
We want to know who basically got saved.
21:28
Speaker 8
I've thought about it.
21:30
Drew
I'm gonna tell you right now, I don't think it's anyone on this couch.
21:33
Speaker 1
Well, I so think it's Judy.
21:35
Speaker 6
No,
21:35
Drew
it's
21:37
Speaker 2
Dude, Ellen was fixated on who the doctor is. She really wanted
21:40
Speaker 6
to know who the
21:41
Speaker 8
I'm just a little guy.
21:42
Speaker 1
I'm so confused.
21:44
Speaker 2
Not Ray. I think it's Valeria. The
21:46
Speaker 8
doctor
21:47
Speaker 1
should come forward.
21:48
Speaker 6
do? That's
21:49
Speaker 1
a mistake. Don't
21:50
Speaker 2
look at me. Don't look at Ray
21:52
Speaker 6
She looked
21:52
Speaker 1
away. I don't
21:53
Speaker 8
think it's Ray. I think it's Tina. Tina
21:55
Speaker 2
or Pokey for sure.
21:57
Speaker 1
suss Tina because it's her birthday.
22:00
Speaker 8
I don't give a shit about her birthday.
22:02
Speaker 2
That's—
22:04
Speaker 6
No one— I
22:04
Speaker 1
with you, no.
22:05
Speaker 5
You're gonna get killed
22:06
Speaker 8
rules.
22:07
Speaker 5
Listen, I think, okay, if it is you, you should just come out and say who else is a villager because everyone already thinks it's you, so I'm so sorry to break it to you.
22:16
Drew
But you're gonna get
22:17
Speaker 5
killed. You're gonna get killed like in the next— As the doctor,
22:19
Drew
that's not a smart idea. This is a bad idea. Let me tell you why it's not a smart idea though, because if the doctor only saved one person, so he can only clear one person. But
22:27
Speaker 6
then you'll clear and
22:28
Speaker 5
then they're clear. Yes, but that's better than nothing. Yes. Now, yes, now there's two people. No, but then the
22:31
Drew
killer would just kill the doctor. You
22:32
Speaker 5
need to
22:33
Speaker 6
make sense.
22:33
Speaker 5
We're already gonna kill you.
22:35
Speaker 6
Time.
22:35
Speaker 5
Time. No,
22:36
Speaker 6
no, wait. Okay. She confessed. Time.
22:40
Speaker 2
She confessed. Time.
22:41
Drew
Time. It's Valkyrie.
22:43
Speaker 2
Okay, sure. sure.
22:44
Speaker 6
Any
22:44
Speaker 2
nominations?
22:45
Speaker 6
It's
22:46
Speaker 2
Valkyrie, Valkyrie.
22:48
Speaker 6
I don't want to vote Ray. Well, we could. What? We could.
22:51
Speaker 2
Why not?
22:51
Drew
Is it either Ray or Tina? Ray. We were like on the same page with
22:53
Speaker 1
these two. You named everyone.
22:57
Speaker 6
I'm with Ray. I'm with Tina.
22:58
Speaker 1
I'm with him
22:59
Speaker 2
on this one. I'm with him on this
23:00
Drew
one. Ray defended Foosley very hard. I'm
23:02
Speaker 1
very scared of Jester. And I was really sus of one of these two being Jester. You know who's afraid of Jester?
23:07
Drew
Well, Foosley wasn't afraid of
23:09
Speaker 6
Jester.
23:09
Speaker 1
I was always on the same
23:11
Speaker 6
No, she's right. She's right.
23:13
Speaker 2
to take it out on me.
23:14
Drew
One thing about Valkyrie, she's super good at Among Us. Okay,
23:16
Speaker 1
L is for sure not the doctor. They
23:18
Speaker 8
all nominated Tina. Okay.
23:20
Speaker 2
Huh? Oh no, both. I think he retweeted it.
23:22
Speaker 1
retweeted
23:23
Speaker 2
it. You
23:24
Speaker 1
retweeted?
23:25
Speaker 8
Okay. Any... I'm
23:26
Speaker 1
not the... Any...
23:27
Speaker 8
Wait. What is your defense?
23:29
Speaker 1
That's a bad nomination.
23:31
Speaker 8
That was mean.
23:32
Speaker 3
Okay, Tina, who
23:32
Speaker 2
do you think it is?
23:32
Speaker 8
There's no need to take it out on me.
23:35
Speaker 2
It's Ray. Guys, listen, when we play Among Us...
23:38
Speaker 1
smiling
23:38
Speaker 2
nervously. Who's the most afraid of Jester?
23:40
Speaker 1
that you pointed it out, she's always
23:41
Speaker 8
Okay. It is Valkyrie. think she's as you guys
23:43
Speaker 3
defensive. Your defense is...
23:48
Speaker 1
Um, I guess I didn't think about it. I guess like the entire time I was just thinking that it was either Leslie, we voted her out, nothing happened, and then I'm looking at you, you're smiling, you did that thing, What thing? She's gonna tell.
24:03
Speaker 2
She's just
24:03
Speaker 1
watching. No, what? You're watching. You have a downturned smile when you're
24:14
Speaker 8
I feel like
24:15
Speaker 1
nervous.
24:17
Speaker 1
But it's It's just that, it looks like that.
24:19
Speaker 8
like it's
24:20
Speaker 1
Ray.
24:21
Speaker 2
It's probably rape.
24:23
Speaker 8
like that.
24:24
Speaker 2
It is Valkyrie. I'm on the same team as you guys.
24:28
Speaker 1
If you didn't have
24:29
Speaker 3
eyes, I wouldn't understand why
24:31
Speaker 1
you
24:32
Speaker 3
would think that. Are there any other nominations
24:34
Speaker 2
Nominate Ray.
24:35
Speaker 1
Okay. Did this not come out of left field? Oh.
24:37
Speaker 6
It did.
24:38
Speaker 1
Okay, I have a defense. I think it's a bad idea, but I feel like I've been put in a spot.
24:43
Speaker 6
Okay.
24:43
Speaker 1
Um, I know that Cutie's innocent.
24:46
Speaker 6
Why? Because I know what she's trying to say.
24:50
Drew
She's the doctor.
24:51
Speaker 1
No,
24:51
Drew
she's No
24:52
Speaker 1
She's
24:52
Speaker 2
so
24:53
Drew
Are you the investigator?
24:55
Speaker 1
the rest of the like
24:56
Drew
five rounds? She's the investigator.
24:59
Speaker 1
Doctor, you have to protect me. Wait, this feels like such a bold thing to say because you were like—
25:03
Speaker 5
Yeah, I agree. Yo, who do you investigate?
25:04
Drew
more
25:07
Speaker 5
Girl. You literally— Yes.
25:09
Speaker 1
I know she was clear.
25:10
Speaker 5
The investigator should come forward.
25:11
Speaker 1
investigator
25:12
Speaker 5
should come
25:12
Speaker 2
forward. Okay,
25:13
Drew
it's not her.
25:14
Speaker 5
Wait, no—
25:15
Speaker 2
Wait, if you're so sus of me, why If you're so sus of me, why didn't she ever— I know how you play
25:21
Speaker 5
from the
25:21
Speaker 2
very beginning. Holy fuck, it's
25:23
Speaker 1
easy now.
25:24
Drew
It's easy as fuck.
25:26
Speaker 1
I know. You're
25:27
Drew
You're like obvious.
25:28
Speaker 1
I'm not worried about you. I was worried about her. Now she's
25:32
Drew
That's not how you
25:33
Speaker 1
This is— Go on, sold though. Tina. This is something like so random and baseless.
25:38
Drew
It's gotta be one of the
25:39
Speaker 3
It's the birthday girl. I don't think you're the investigator.
25:43
Speaker 6
Wait, what if
25:44
Speaker 1
it's Ellen and Ray then?
25:44
Speaker 6
I don't know who else it is.
25:45
Speaker 3
sold
25:46
Speaker 1
though. Tina. This is something like so random and baseless. I can investigate her right now.
25:51
Speaker 6
Shut up!
25:52
Speaker 1
It's
25:53
Speaker 6
gotta be one
25:53
Speaker 1
Stop talking! Stop talking! Stop talking!
25:56
Speaker 5
Stop talking!
25:58
Speaker 6
don't read it.
26:00
Speaker 5
Okay
26:00
Speaker 1
investigate— I don't think you're the investigator
26:03
Speaker 5
investigator. You fucking killed her!
26:07
Speaker 3
Regular villager.
26:08
Speaker 1
I don't think it's Ray, but—
26:08
Drew
You are not—
26:10
Speaker 1
Stop talking, please! Okay. Wait, what? No, I'm just confused. So two people got
26:14
Speaker 6
nominated. Do we
26:15
Speaker 1
so sus of me. I don't think Pookie— I think it's Pookie.
26:17
Speaker 6
Shut up talking up!
26:18
Speaker 1
I think we vote on Ray, right? I'd rather vote next round.
26:20
Speaker 5
Is it a doctor say something?
26:21
Speaker 1
You're crazy. talking!
26:25
Speaker 6
you want to vote?
26:26
Speaker 1
You fucking
26:28
Speaker 6
I don't want to vote this round.
26:29
Speaker 1
killed Because we know there's a doctor.
26:30
Speaker 6
Regular villager. I don't think
26:33
Speaker 3
You are not— Stop talking, please!
26:35
Speaker 1
Okay. Wait, what? No, I'm just confused.
26:38
Speaker 6
So two people
26:38
Speaker 3
got nominated. Do we still vote or like what? Like—
26:42
Speaker 1
Um
26:42
Speaker 3
this work? One, two, three,
26:45
Speaker 2
four, five. I think we vote on Ray, right?
26:47
Speaker 1
rather vote next round. You're crazy.
26:53
Speaker 1
Guys, guys, do you want to vote?
26:57
Drew
I want to vote Pookie, man.
26:58
Speaker 1
I want to vote. Because we know there's a doctor. It's one of you three.
27:04
Speaker 8
I'm the doctor.
27:05
Speaker 6
There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. No, she saved
27:09
Speaker 8
I saved myself because I knew those bitches were gonna kill me.
27:13
Speaker 6
I will crash out. There's no way. I'm gonna go to Jason.
27:17
Drew
I tried to tell you. They
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Speaker 6
tried
27:20
Speaker 8
to kill me.
27:22
Speaker 1
Wait,
27:22
Speaker 8
okay. And so I saved myself last round.
27:24
Drew
mafia is either gonna kill me, Cutie, Ellen, or
27:28
Speaker 1
Ray. Wait, Cutie, are you trolling?
27:29
Drew
I'm
27:29
Speaker 8
I'm the doctor.
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Speaker 8
I'm the doctor!
27:32
Drew
She's the doctor.
27:33
Speaker 1
She's the doctor.
27:33
Speaker 8
are you trolling?
27:35
Speaker 6
No, I believe her.
27:36
Speaker 8
lying, you're trying to kill
27:38
Speaker 1
Okay, actually.
27:39
Speaker 8
me! I
27:39
Drew
guys, you were saying
27:40
Speaker 1
You that you were gonna save me!
27:41
Speaker 8
Shut up!
27:41
Speaker 1
You guys, you were
27:44
Speaker 8
saying that you were gonna save me!
27:45
Speaker 6
Shut up!
27:45
Speaker 3
Sorry, Lily. Please shut up! Please, Jesus Christ, shut
27:52
Speaker 8
You sound like Toadette when you yell.
27:53
Speaker 3
Yes, I know.
27:55
Speaker 1
It was cute.
27:56
Speaker 8
It was cute.
27:56
Speaker 3
We gotta... You guys want to vote? Who do you want to vote?
27:59
Speaker 1
have to.
28:00
Speaker 3
Who is
28:01
Speaker 1
Also, I can investigate the next person this round if we survive.
28:05
Speaker 8
I...
28:06
Speaker 1
That's great!
28:08
Speaker 8
I'm gonna self-sacrifice as doctor and I'll save you next round.
28:11
Speaker 1
Okay, perfect.
28:11
Speaker 3
We're not talking about that, we're talking about who you guys wanna
28:14
Speaker 1
vote. Okay.
28:15
Drew
I wanna vote Pokimane.
28:15
Speaker 1
But she could be Jester. Okay. There's a bad thing here. This, this, this, sus, sus, sus. One of them is Jester. I'm a regular villager. The issue is if we
28:26
Speaker 6
don't... Shut up!
28:27
Speaker 1
Dude, I
28:27
Speaker 6
think... I think he's the Jester.
28:30
Speaker 2
regular
28:31
Speaker 6
You guys are wasting your time. There ain't no way. I've been so... What is happening?
28:36
Speaker 1
Wait, wait, I need you to speak. in favor voting Tina,
28:39
Speaker 6
raise your hand.
28:39
Speaker 1
everybody please.
28:41
Speaker 8
Yeah, what do we do now?
28:43
Speaker 1
uh, I'm hearing a lot of Rays and we already seconded them. Who were the
28:47
Speaker 5
two that were nominated?
28:48
Speaker 1
Tina and Ray. Okay,
28:50
Speaker 5
then you do Tina vote, then Ray vote. Okay.
28:53
Speaker 1
The
28:53
Speaker 5
order of defense. All
28:54
Speaker 1
right, all in favor voting Tina, raise your
28:56
Speaker 6
Nah.
28:57
Speaker 5
I'm not voting this round at all.
28:59
Speaker 1
One,
28:59
Speaker 6
two, three. Get her the fuck out of
29:00
Speaker 1
here. Ray, you
29:01
Speaker 6
literally killed her, right? Yeah. It's majority.
29:03
Speaker 1
Are
29:04
Speaker 5
you guys
29:04
Speaker 1
We need to... Can we
29:06
Speaker 5
kill
29:06
Speaker 6
two
29:06
Speaker 1
people? No no no
29:08
Speaker 6
All right,
29:08
Speaker 1
Why are you so confident it's not her?
29:11
Speaker 6
Okay,
29:12
Speaker 1
okay. All right, all in favor voting Ray,
29:15
Speaker 3
raise
29:15
Speaker 1
your hand.
29:15
Speaker 3
two, one!
29:16
Speaker 1
Ray.
29:17
Speaker 3
do
29:18
Speaker 1
Oh, for real?
29:19
Speaker 6
Hooray Don't
29:21
Speaker 8
Don't do it.
29:22
Speaker 6
gonna do it. I'm not gonna
29:25
Speaker 3
blow it out
29:26
Speaker 6
Vote it out. Happy birthday. No, the birthday girl's out.
29:29
Speaker 3
sorry,
29:31
Speaker 6
Lily. And the game continues. You win!
29:34
Speaker 8
Jester wins!
29:35
Speaker 2
Jester
29:36
Speaker 6
wins! Tina was the Jester? That's what we should
29:41
Speaker 8
have
29:44
Speaker 6
You were so good at this.
29:46
Speaker 1
say anything. Was it you too? I just
29:51
Speaker 8
it you too? No, I was a villager.
29:56
Drew
It was mostly though, right?
29:57
Speaker 8
Who was the Jester?
29:58
Speaker 1
and I Oh
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