Marlon x Lacy x Jason in New York (hour 4), Sep 15, 2026

September 15, 20261 h 00 min1329 turns
Speaker 1Driver (Uber)MarlonJason (?)Drew (?)Speaker 6UnknownAnnouncement
00:00
Drew (?)
Okay, this is kind of normal.
00:02
Marlon
Okay, so wait, what is it? Rose, think good detective and recycled dildos.
00:06
Drew (?)
This made a dildo. This made a dildo. Okay.
00:09
Marlon
Wow. Recycled dildos. Bro, imagine people like where's people's fucking...
00:15
Drew (?)
Dildo!
00:21
Marlon
Dog. The dog.
00:25
Marlon
What the fucking... What the fuck?
00:28
Marlon
No, I gotta read about this.
00:30
Drew (?)
No, no,
00:30
Marlon
In the stuffed animal version of raccoon
00:34
Drew (?)
What the fuck?
00:35
Marlon
What the fuck?
00:36
Drew (?)
this? Is this a... sex...
00:37
Marlon
Miku is one of the most popular plush toys to modify with a placed hole.
00:42
Drew (?)
No, not the raccoon! No! Please
00:50
Drew (?)
don't touch that fucking
00:52
Marlon
fucking shit.
00:52
Drew (?)
Dog, you just touched it.
00:56
Drew (?)
This is actually...
01:00
Drew (?)
I ain't gonna lie, bro. Now how the fuck... turn the light off? Alright, bet, I'm gonna turn the light off. No, no, oh my god, bro.
01:11
Marlon
What
01:12
Drew (?)
type
01:13
Marlon
So they turn this bitch on and it just fucking just...
01:21
Drew (?)
What is this? What is this, bro?
01:23
Marlon
this? I ain't
01:24
Drew (?)
ain't gonna lie, this shit freaky. this is scary. This is scary, bro.
01:28
Marlon
show this. That's a straight porn, I'm not even trolling.
01:31
Drew (?)
Okay, yeah, probably not. Okay, Playboy magazine, that's some normal shit. Oh, what is that?
01:36
Marlon
Oh my god, this is some motherfucking...
01:40
Drew (?)
Oh, this some gay dad shit.
01:41
Marlon
Wow, this is some fucking saucy shit right here.
01:43
Drew (?)
Yep, right there. Right there.
01:47
Marlon
Wow, wow. I
01:48
Drew (?)
ain't gonna lie, bro. Bro. I don't really know who
01:51
Marlon
does this shit. I'll be honest with you. What is this?
01:54
Drew (?)
This is like some... some animal shit, man.
01:57
Marlon
Wow.
02:01
Drew (?)
all this shit is like... um... yeah. What the fuck? What type of fucking vibrator is that, bro?
02:07
Marlon
Slick Willy. You get a Slick Willy up here, JJ.
02:11
Drew (?)
What the fuck?
02:13
Marlon
Oh yeah, nah, I like this though.
02:14
Drew (?)
Oh my god, bro. Wait, did you sign that?
02:16
Marlon
haven't
02:17
Drew (?)
fucking signed this. The paddle?
02:19
Marlon
What is it?
02:19
Drew (?)
Oh nah, this some freaky ass shit, bro. Whose names are on this, man?
02:24
Marlon
insane. Whose
02:25
Drew (?)
names are on this?
02:26
Marlon
Oh my god,
02:28
Drew (?)
Jay.
02:28
Marlon
What is this? You know
02:29
Drew (?)
What is that?
02:29
Marlon
is that?
02:32
Marlon
Penis bones.
02:34
Drew (?)
Holy walrus penis
02:36
Marlon
Holy
02:37
Drew (?)
Oh my god. Walrus penis, bro.
02:40
Drew (?)
for size reference.
02:42
Marlon
Does Dennis have a bigger penis than a walrus? That's
02:45
Drew (?)
Oh my god, your shit's dead.
02:46
Marlon
You have a fucking sword.
02:48
Drew (?)
Imagine putting my shit on a
02:49
Marlon
fucking plastic like this. Why would you why would you be uh...
02:51
Drew (?)
would you why would you be uh... I'm
02:52
Marlon
a dog, I'll cover the whole screen.
02:58
Marlon
Oh my god. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Oh my god. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Oh my god. Uh...
03:06
Drew (?)
Wow.
03:07
Marlon
This is yeah, I mean
03:11
Drew (?)
Okay. What is this? Deep throat.
03:15
Marlon
Wait, how far does it go? Does it go to untangling or tangle?
03:19
Drew (?)
Okay, yeah, interesting. All
03:21
Marlon
All right.
03:23
Drew (?)
Mm.
03:24
Marlon
My god, this is uh
03:25
Drew (?)
Yeah, this is... wow, yeah, nah, this is... Zero round.
03:29
Marlon
round.
03:30
Drew (?)
They changed a lot of stuff.
03:32
Marlon
Actually...
03:33
Drew (?)
Oh my god, is this the world's...
03:35
Marlon
this is the world's first ever vibrator, bro.
03:38
Drew (?)
bro.
03:39
Drew (?)
Oh my god, this is
03:41
Marlon
a vibrator for fucking... ...up with that shit.
03:44
Drew (?)
That's some... yeah, bro. Like how was... how was... how was the first person... how did like... how do you come? Like if you're the first person, like if you're Adam and Eve...
03:54
Marlon
comes, yeah.
03:54
Drew (?)
How do you know? Wow. How do you know?
04:01
Marlon
Oh no, this is manager. ...going out to these three minutes.
04:06
Drew (?)
Oh
04:06
Marlon
three
04:07
Drew (?)
Oh, is it okay if we record though?
04:09
Marlon
Recorded? ...three minutes.
04:12
Drew (?)
Oh no, this is just recording.
04:18
Speaker 6
no. Unfortunately,
04:21
Drew (?)
Oh, there's no chair, there's no chair. I'm looking for
04:23
Speaker 6
I thought we
04:24
Marlon
could record, but not
04:25
Speaker 6
record like
04:26
Drew (?)
Wait, wait, wait, YouTube videos now? Okay, it's fine. Is it not... no...
04:32
Drew (?)
Ah, okay. Okay. Okay, okay, we'll be on our own. On our own. All right. Very interesting uh area. Just... we're trying to educate.
04:48
Drew (?)
I feel like...
04:58
Drew (?)
Yeah, bro. Probably.
05:06
Drew (?)
Yeah, man. I, I, yeah, I was educated.
05:09
Marlon
That was very educational.
05:12
Drew (?)
I was more, I was more fascinated than anything.
05:22
Marlon
that was fascinating
05:33
Jason (?)
Bro,
05:34
Marlon
Okay, we made it to the first floor. Dog, that was fucking like interesting, dog.
05:39
Drew (?)
That was interesting, bro.
05:41
Marlon
That was dead ass interesting.
05:44
Drew (?)
Got the, ooh. Help Lacey? What happened?
05:47
Marlon
Bro, fuck Lacey.
05:48
Drew (?)
Who the fuck is our cameraman? Where's YBG?
05:51
Marlon
Where the fuck are they at?
05:52
Drew (?)
Refund?
05:55
Drew (?)
What happened?
05:59
Marlon
Check his, let me, I'm gonna check his stream. Let me check his stream. Okay. Let's see what Lacey could possibly be needing help right now. Okay.
06:06
Drew (?)
Oh, nice. Remove 18 plus.
06:14
Drew (?)
What's he doing?
06:16
Marlon
Wait, is he in the same coffee shop as us?
06:18
Drew (?)
Oh yeah, all the kids came too.
06:19
Marlon
All right, all right.
06:20
Drew (?)
All right, do we
06:21
Marlon
Let me show you where he is.
06:23
Drew (?)
Where's, uh... Oh God.
06:29
Drew (?)
And I took pictures.
06:31
Marlon
All right, you know where he's at? Table, table, table. Who is, who is... Table, table, table for good.
06:36
Drew (?)
I don't know if we should go. No, no, finally. It's just straight that way. Where is YBG? Five million away from me to join core.
06:45
Marlon
To join core? Five million.
06:47
Drew (?)
Hold up, hold up. Mother, can I get a photo? Can I get a photo, please? Thank you so much.
06:53
Marlon
You can sign my yogurt, please?
06:54
Drew (?)
Mother, mother.
06:55
Marlon
All right, we gotta go, we gotta go, boys. All right, come on. Let me do it quick, let me do it quick.
07:01
Drew (?)
Yeah, where you at? Where you at?
07:03
Marlon
Thank you, brother.
07:04
Drew (?)
Pull up on us.
07:06
Marlon
Thank you, thank you.
07:07
Drew (?)
Uh, we just need a, we just need a cameraman.
07:15
Marlon
What?
07:19
Marlon
Got you, bro. Yes sir. All right, come on Jay, come on Jay.
07:21
Drew (?)
Oh, city girl.
07:23
Marlon
Bro, that was kind of like fire though. I can see why he went there.
07:27
Drew (?)
Come on, bro.
07:27
Marlon
That was like, it's kind of interesting.
07:28
Drew (?)
It's interesting. What you say?
07:31
Marlon
What you say? Seeing like, like the actual... We
07:33
Drew (?)
saw the world's first vibrator. Bro,
07:35
Marlon
Bro, first ever.
07:38
Marlon
Like I wonder what woman that was, you know what I'm saying? First ever vibrator, dog.
07:44
Drew (?)
And it gets more interesting.
07:46
Marlon
Wait, so what's what's on the floor above that one?
07:48
Drew (?)
It was like more more history.
07:50
Marlon
Really?
07:51
Drew (?)
Yeah, just about like, but like some freaky history.
07:54
Marlon
Yeah, yeah.
07:55
Drew (?)
Marlon, can
07:56
Jason (?)
Marlon, can I get a picture?
07:57
Marlon
Yeah, come on.
07:59
Drew (?)
Yeah
08:05
Marlon
Yeah, then last one.
08:08
Drew (?)
Yo, Jason, can you take my phone? Can you unlock my phone?
08:10
Speaker 1
Yo, Marlon, can you
08:11
Drew (?)
unlock my phone?
08:12
Marlon
I can't, I can't. We gotta we gotta keep it moving, bro. I'm sorry, bro.
08:16
Drew (?)
Marlon, can I take it to the...
08:18
Speaker 1
Marlon.
08:20
Speaker 1
Yo, let me let me. I wanna take a picture.
08:23
Marlon
I I can't right now, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Hey, hey, hey, let me in. Yo, yo, let me let me let me let me walk.
08:33
Marlon
me,
08:37
Drew (?)
So, like, is Lacey...
08:39
Jason (?)
What's up, Lacey? Hell yeah, bro.
08:41
Speaker 6
bro
08:41
Jason (?)
Yo
08:43
Jason (?)
Can I get a photo with you?
08:46
Speaker 6
Sorry
08:49
Marlon
Yo, she was dead ass watching our stream. She dead came upstairs to watch our shit.
08:55
Speaker 6
Y'all didn't know?
08:56
Drew (?)
Y'all got kicked out?
08:58
Speaker 6
What?
08:59
Drew (?)
It was actually good in there.
09:00
Marlon
It was actually funny as fuck. I'm not gonna lie.
09:03
Drew (?)
Dude
09:06
Drew (?)
Oh my god. Maybe we call the place and be like...
09:09
Speaker 6
Yeah. I mean,
09:10
Marlon
mean, what if we talk to like the manager?
09:11
Speaker 6
Yes, well you should, bro. That's great promo.
09:13
Marlon
promo.
09:14
Speaker 6
Bro, it's literally an educational museum.
09:16
Marlon
You wanna try? But like...
09:19
Speaker 6
Yeah, that's a good idea, bro. If y'all if y'all... Bro, if it was...
09:20
Marlon
Bro, if it
09:20
Speaker 6
Bro, if it was
09:21
Marlon
Bro, if it was
09:22
Speaker 6
Bro, if it was good in there, then yeah, it's worth it.
09:28
Marlon
Big Jay in the chat, man.
09:32
Drew (?)
All right, where where's Lacey at?
09:35
Jason (?)
corner,
09:36
Drew (?)
he's around the corner.
09:39
Drew (?)
Oh, like we're going right towards him. Right here, right here.
09:43
Jason (?)
Yo, bro, can I get a photo with you?
09:46
Drew (?)
Where the fuck is... Lacey!
09:50
Speaker 6
Wait, let me show you Lacey.
09:52
Drew (?)
I ain't gonna lie, bro, this city might blow up tonight, bro. In game, in game.
09:55
Speaker 6
big three, he's
09:57
Drew (?)
Yo, peace, bro. My guy needs to start
09:59
Jason (?)
guy
09:59
Speaker 6
needs
09:59
Drew (?)
Got kicked out like, but it was generations ago. This shit never coming off, huh?
10:08
Marlon
Please, bro, can I get a...
10:11
Drew (?)
Hey, so what's our plan, bro? Because...
10:18
Marlon
never coming
10:18
Drew (?)
off, huh? Yeah, you
10:20
Jason (?)
slept in
10:21
Drew (?)
So we had... we need a plan.
10:25
Speaker 6
one photo
10:29
Jason (?)
Because...
10:29
Marlon
We
10:31
Jason (?)
So we need a plan. What's our plan?
10:33
Marlon
wait, one
10:38
Marlon
photo
10:42
Drew (?)
Where's Sugar Museum or some shit?
10:43
Jason (?)
it's all party
10:46
Drew (?)
here. Brother, get your
10:47
Marlon
Y'all should go to the museum
10:50
Jason (?)
Taxi! Taxi!
10:52
Drew (?)
Taxi!
10:54
Jason (?)
chill, chill. What?
10:56
Drew (?)
Come on, stand here. Cool,
10:59
Drew (?)
What about Jet, bro? What about Jet? He's an S, he's an S.
11:05
Marlon
Yo, you want this?
11:07
Drew (?)
In my bag.
11:09
Speaker 1
I'm playing.
11:12
Marlon
flip,
11:15
Marlon
flip.
11:22
Drew (?)
So... Okay. So,
11:25
Marlon
what we doing?
11:26
Drew (?)
I can't,
11:27
Speaker 1
I'm not even paying for this.
11:28
Marlon
do it
11:29
Speaker 1
yourself. I already fucking paid for this.
11:32
Drew (?)
Look, right now Jet is talking to the manager at the... Alright, if we can get in there, it's actually gonna be... Get in
11:41
Drew (?)
Alright, we saw the world's first vibrator. It's insane.
11:45
Jason (?)
What?
11:46
Drew (?)
First one ever created,
11:50
Jason (?)
What? And Janissa, Janissa,
11:54
Marlon
up with that? Oh,
11:56
Jason (?)
Hey, right there.
11:56
Drew (?)
Hey, right
11:59
Drew (?)
We just need an alternate enclosed area and reset, bro.
12:05
Marlon
to y'all.
12:12
Marlon
In my bed. That's
12:15
Marlon
it's in my bed.
12:17
Drew (?)
me get your hand. Taxi! Fuck, bro.
12:22
Speaker 1
get
12:22
Drew (?)
a taxi? I'm getting a cab,
12:24
Speaker 1
bro.
12:30
Drew (?)
Okay.
12:31
Jason (?)
What's up
12:31
Drew (?)
What's up, bro? Yeah, I got you.
12:35
Speaker 1
you.
12:38
Drew (?)
Losing you is my biggest fear. Wiping all my eyes in these tears.
12:50
Drew (?)
So we're just going.
12:51
Jason (?)
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, one sec, one sec
12:57
Drew (?)
Yo, you're a fat piece of shit. What? You already stink, you're gross. Look, come back. What do we do, bro? What do we do, bro?
13:09
Marlon
You're getting a little black.
13:12
Drew (?)
Hey, bro, that's still in there, so maybe like, maybe something just opened up right now.
13:17
Marlon
Take a phone number, I'm seeing, I'm seeing the J, I'm seeing the J. You see it?
13:21
Drew (?)
I think we're about to get good news. We're about to
13:25
Marlon
get good news, yeah, yeah. Yo, I'm overstimulated.
13:29
Drew (?)
No, no, no. Too much.
13:31
Marlon
Oh, no, not
13:32
Drew (?)
Bro, it's a lot, it's a lot, bro. It's a lot happening at Times Square with fucking with my brain. Who you calling Lacey?
13:40
Drew (?)
What? Yo, I ain't gonna lie, these kids wildin', bro. Yo, I think we camped in the dispensary, bro. No, no, look, right
13:45
Jason (?)
there
13:46
Drew (?)
No, no, look, right there. Lacey, what's next, bro? Jay is in there right there. Oh, Jay! Good news!
13:56
Drew (?)
no filming?
13:57
Jason (?)
Wait, they said no filming?
14:00
Speaker 6
I got this. How much time?
14:03
Drew (?)
Lacey, four.
14:03
Jason (?)
Yo
14:04
Drew (?)
Yo, we're in the street.
14:08
Speaker 6
This guy's screaming over.
14:11
Jason (?)
Guys, don't worry.
14:13
Drew (?)
worry.
14:13
Jason (?)
I'll tell him it's Lacey, guys. Hey, boss.
14:17
Drew (?)
Lacey, stop, Lacey, stop. You're gonna ruin our chances, bro, 'cause we already talking.
14:20
Jason (?)
Lacey, Lacey.
14:21
Drew (?)
No, you fat.
14:22
Jason (?)
Hey, I'll come back another day, come back another day.
14:24
Marlon
Fucking Marlin, go.
14:26
Drew (?)
Marlin, Marlin.
14:27
Jason (?)
Marlin.
14:28
Marlon
No, save Marlin. Lacey,
14:29
Drew (?)
stop, Lacey,
14:30
Marlon
stop. No, save Marlin.
14:32
Drew (?)
We gotta move, we gotta move, Lacey, Lacey, come on.
14:35
Marlon
Marlin.
14:42
Marlon
Oh, we got two cameramen, okay, nice.
14:46
Drew (?)
Yo, yo, yo. Hey, hey, hey, let's get in here. They can't get in here.
14:50
Driver (Uber)
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
14:52
Marlon
Yeah,
14:53
Drew (?)
No, they can't get in here.
14:55
Marlon
Hey, just.
14:57
Jason (?)
Wait, is this a dispensary? Yes. Zen! Wait, it's
15:01
Marlon
Yeah, that won't work. That won't fucking work.
15:02
Jason (?)
Yo, yo, yo. I'm here, I'm here. Don't let y'all in. Yo, Lexi, can you shout out my friend Lexi? Shout out Lexi! Thank you, bro. Oh my gosh. Thank you so much. Can you shout out Lexi? My friend. Bro, shout out. We can't get in here. Oh my god. Bro, I got it.
15:16
Marlon
Us three, just us three, us three.
15:19
Drew (?)
It's me, it's me.
15:20
Marlon
No, Joy Lane.
15:22
Jason (?)
Just me, just me, just me. No, Joy Lane. Marley
15:27
Marlon
It's me, I'm right here.
15:28
Drew (?)
We have money, we have money. We'll buy y'all all the joints, we'll buy everything.
15:33
Marlon
buy the whole store!
15:34
Jason (?)
He's high
15:35
Marlon
I'll buy the whole shit! Oh
15:37
Drew (?)
fuck.
15:37
Marlon
I'll pay the rent! Oh god, oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh, I got a gun. Oh, he's pulling up a gun. Oh shit.
15:47
Jason (?)
Yeah, just tell him this 'cause he's a bitch.
15:54
Marlon
Watch out, watch out. We need to get in somewhere and regroup. Regroup.
15:58
Drew (?)
what I'm saying?
16:00
Marlon
Uh, probably not.
16:01
Drew (?)
know
16:01
Marlon
what I'm saying, to be honest, you know what I mean?
16:03
Drew (?)
Yeah,
16:04
Jason (?)
just tell him
16:06
Marlon
Say it 'cause he's a bitch. Nah, he's not a bitch, you know
16:12
Marlon
Yeah, nice. Everybody yell at taxi. What the fuck you think this is, a 40-seater?
16:18
Drew (?)
Hey! Yo, yo, yo. Can you lock it? Hey, we're going to the store to reset.
16:27
Drew (?)
It's summertime
16:28
Announcement
I chose Shopify because when I was looking at other platforms...
16:31
Drew (?)
Whiskey wine
16:33
Announcement
...is important to me.
16:34
Drew (?)
Just you and I
16:45
Marlon
a photo
16:51
Marlon
Oh, there's a psychic right here. Jake, you wanna get a little psychic check?
16:54
Drew (?)
Oh, that's hard.
16:58
Drew (?)
Hey, hey, hey. Close the door. Wait for Lexi to close it.
17:05
Drew (?)
Oh my god, save us!
17:10
Jason (?)
Oh my gosh
17:18
Marlon
Yo, this is like fucking Call of Duty Zombies, but we're stuck in here.
17:23
Marlon
We're literally surrounded. Regroup, okay?
17:26
Drew (?)
gotta regroup, bro. Hi. We got a call for a
17:32
Jason (?)
Alright, you can pick us
17:32
Speaker 1
you can pick us up right here. But
17:34
Marlon
we're not going
17:34
Speaker 1
though. One, I don't know how long it would take. Two,
17:37
Jason (?)
that's
17:40
Jason (?)
annoying.
17:41
Drew (?)
Oh, editor, okay.
17:43
Jason (?)
Fuck you texting your editor for, bro?
17:44
Drew (?)
Fuck you texting your editor for,
17:46
Marlon
I mean, we could just order an Uber Black, you know what I'm saying?
17:51
Drew (?)
Wait, wait, Jay. So what did the six percent people say?
17:54
Speaker 6
Uh, I'm emailing right now, but they're but they they have my phone number, so they're gonna text me if their management...
18:01
Speaker 6
The people over there want you guys to go, but there's a certain person that has to come through and like approve everything.
18:09
Speaker 6
They seem like they really want you guys to go.
18:12
Marlon
I mean, bro, if we get that cleared...
18:15
Drew (?)
I'm
18:15
Marlon
Hey, that shit was fun.
18:16
Drew (?)
That was actually fun as fuck
18:17
Marlon
That was actually fun as fuck. He dead got scared when Big Ass pulled up on him.
18:20
Drew (?)
I ain't gonna lie, bro, there was this power drill with a dildo attached to it. I saw it, hate to it. I got scared, bro. I dropped the phone.
18:30
Speaker 6
I dropped the phone
18:30
Drew (?)
I saw that. I literally saw that. I saw it, hate to it.
18:33
Speaker 6
dick and he got scared. That shit.
18:34
Marlon
got the smallest
18:35
Speaker 6
dick
18:35
Marlon
That shit. No,
18:36
Drew (?)
No, I just seen a power drill attached to a dildo. Never in my life have I seen that.
18:40
Marlon
that
18:41
Drew (?)
was
18:42
Jason (?)
Like an actual power drill.
18:44
Drew (?)
I ain't gonna lie, that was tripping my sides.
18:47
Marlon
Imagine this song is spawning when you're in New York, that's so fucking crazy.
18:51
Jason (?)
Yo, uh
18:52
Speaker 1
Yo, uh...
18:52
Jason (?)
Yo, uh... So what are we gonna do? Look behind us, bro.
18:56
Speaker 1
Alright, we could call Black, we could find a driver, tell him to take us.
18:59
Drew (?)
front seats for this? Yeah.
19:03
Drew (?)
If y'all can, that'd be amazing.
19:05
Marlon
Can I have like a little low, like low calorie protein shake?
19:12
Marlon
What you want, bro?
19:15
Marlon
Um, listen, we gotta figure out a way to, a way to like, venue for you. Fuck that.
19:22
Drew (?)
Um, well, they said like a sugar factory. There's also another...
19:25
Marlon
Is that actually big or no?
19:26
Drew (?)
There's another spot. Um, I, I, uh...
19:30
Marlon
Bro, I heard there's a spot. It's a, uh, abandoned train station.
19:39
Drew (?)
Okay, uh...
19:40
Speaker 6
What y'all gonna do there?
19:41
Marlon
another
19:42
Drew (?)
Listen, there's another factory called the Color Factory.
19:46
Marlon
Color Factory. What do you want me to do? What do you want me to say?
19:50
Drew (?)
There's a lot of like balloons and shit.
19:51
Marlon
Oh, I didn't see that. Okay.
19:53
Drew (?)
Or we could go to this place called Beat the Bomb.
19:56
Marlon
Beat the
19:57
Drew (?)
Bomb?
19:58
Marlon
What is that? What is that?
19:59
Drew (?)
that? What is
20:00
Marlon
Is it an escape room?
20:01
Drew (?)
I don't know what it is. It's like an amusement center.
20:06
Marlon
Oh, is it like an escape room? That'd be kind of fun.
20:08
Drew (?)
I don't think it's an escape room. I think it's like they like you get dirty.
20:17
Marlon
Balloon Museum? I have heard about that, I think.
20:20
Drew (?)
There's a fucking balloon museum for everything here.
20:23
Marlon
I know. But those protein shakes is kind of good, bro.
20:26
Speaker 6
I'm gonna get you a Strong New Yorker, it's fire. A Strong New Yorker?
20:31
Speaker 6
Yeah, protein, it's like banana, strawberry.
20:36
Drew (?)
Yeah, I got you.
20:38
Marlon
Wait, let me get one too, bro. Appreciate that.
20:41
Drew (?)
Go to the wax museum. Is that New York?
20:45
Speaker 1
yeah. It's on, um... Is that just, what's the main area? Times Square?
20:51
Drew (?)
Times Square. Times Square is four blocks. Actually, the overstimulation in there
20:59
Marlon
Damn, I haven't been out here in a long time like this. I forgot how bad it is, bro.
21:04
Speaker 1
Because there's just so many people on the street. Like everyone walks. Like usually I just go when I go like...
21:10
Drew (?)
the
21:10
Marlon
Like everyone walks. Like usually
21:11
Drew (?)
Silky. Is he still eating, you think?
21:15
Jason (?)
Yes, bro, for sure.
21:16
Drew (?)
Did he take a shower?
21:22
Drew (?)
So you think they're gonna walk up?
21:24
Marlon
Hey, can I pay for these after we pay for everything?
21:32
Marlon
What the fuck? Are we in the fucking wax museum ourselves or what's going on here, boys? Hey?
21:39
Marlon
I've never been to a wax museum. I don't know if it's like interesting or not, but... The sex museum? No, wax museum.
21:46
Drew (?)
Wait, Silky's been outside, bro.
21:51
Drew (?)
Who's he outside with? He's with TJR, bro. Where?
21:59
Jason (?)
All right, where are we going, bro? They're still out there.
22:03
Jason (?)
Should we call an Uber?
22:06
Drew (?)
Probably a good idea. Bro.
22:07
Marlon
Bro. To
22:08
Speaker 6
To where?
22:13
Jason (?)
Sex museum said no. We could go, I'm gonna say we could go to the Sugar Factory. I'm gonna mash out.
22:19
Drew (?)
We can go to the Sugar Factory, we can go to the Color
22:21
Marlon
Factory.
22:22
Jason (?)
What is the Color Factory? Is
22:24
Marlon
Is that Willy Wonka there or some shit? Like why is it fucking funny? Yo, Sugar Factory. What is that even about?
22:30
Jason (?)
Uh, basically it's it's like a it's like imagine a mall but it's just candy.
22:37
Jason (?)
You just buy infinite candy, bro.
22:40
Marlon
It's not a factory though, it's a store.
22:42
Drew (?)
It's
22:45
Jason (?)
It's a factory built out of sugar, like with sugar.
22:48
Marlon
So if I go there, there'll be sugar on the walls.
22:51
Jason (?)
Huh?
22:51
Marlon
There'll be sugar on the walls.
22:58
Marlon
Yo, have you done anything else but eating today? I'm I'm drinking
23:01
Drew (?)
I haven't though.
23:02
Marlon
though. I drove an
23:02
Jason (?)
No, I drove an hour, I didn't eat all day, so I went and got food, and then I was on the way to you guys, and the pizza shop owner came out, I was like, hey, you want a free slice of pizza? A man, a hungry man doesn't pass up free food. So I went in the store.
23:14
Drew (?)
All right, bet. I'm about to get Uber to the sugar factory.
23:16
Marlon
And what happened to my McDonald's at the beginning, bro?
23:19
Jason (?)
McDonald's?
23:19
Marlon
to get breakfast.
23:22
Marlon
Oh, you had to get McDonald's? What I got in my pocket right now?
23:26
Jason (?)
I like that. I like that.
23:28
Drew (?)
spawn in
23:28
Jason (?)
I like that, bro. I like
23:31
Marlon
What do you mean I like that? You probably ate it. Give
23:33
Drew (?)
that to one of the.
23:36
Drew (?)
What's up with this fish, bro?
23:40
Marlon
Pop.
23:41
Drew (?)
Ew, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
23:43
Marlon
Oh, bro. Ew, I keep kissing it. Ew.
23:59
Jason (?)
getting
24:16
Jason (?)
Hello, hello
24:25
Drew (?)
Do y'all have a back entrance?
24:31
Jason (?)
Okay, it is prebiotic. It is prebiotic.
24:33
Marlon
Oh, I'm being scoopered.
24:35
Drew (?)
Huh? I'm being scoopered.
24:36
Marlon
Huh? Huh? I'm chilling.
24:38
Drew (?)
It's here?
24:42
Marlon
Wait, so what, Sookie's just walking around?
24:44
Drew (?)
Sookie's just walking around. When is Sookie gonna text?
24:49
Marlon
Must be nice, Sookie, not getting bothered, huh? Must be nice.
24:53
Jason (?)
nice, Sookie,
24:53
Drew (?)
Oh, somebody's mom pulled up, bro.
24:59
Marlon
mom pulled up, bro
24:59
Drew (?)
I got something on the beat drop, bro. You didn't tell me that about your artist.
25:02
Marlon
That's what they... That's a chrome... that's a chrome speaking.
25:07
Drew (?)
much is that? Glasses? Wait, how much is the
25:13
Marlon
how much the whole thing in the back?
25:15
Jason (?)
Uh
25:16
Marlon
Talk to me.
25:17
Jason (?)
see it. But if I can see... see the flashlight
25:20
Drew (?)
No, no, I can see it.
25:21
Jason (?)
But if I can see... see the flashlight more? See right there? That's all chrome design on the entire jacket right there. And then, what does it say on the back? What does it say on the back?
25:29
Drew (?)
it say on the back? What does it say
25:30
Jason (?)
good with a chrome "fuck you". Wow. Okay. This was six thousand. Uh, haven't taken it off since the day I got it. Okay. These are chrome glasses. Right. Arcteryx. How much? One, two thousand?
25:41
Marlon
are chrome glasses Right Arcteryx
25:42
Jason (?)
This is Arcteryx, six thousand right here.
25:47
Jason (?)
Six thousand dollar chrome Arcteryx. Yes, yes.
25:52
Marlon
Yeah, very well.
25:53
Jason (?)
Huh? How much?
25:54
Marlon
How much?
25:55
Jason (?)
Huh?
25:56
Marlon
What?
26:01
Drew (?)
Oh, so good. He gave you the other half.
26:03
Jason (?)
at? They completed the payment. I ain't gonna lie, bro, you tall. You paid for both?
26:06
Drew (?)
lie, bro, you tall.
26:07
Marlon
Nah,
26:11
Drew (?)
Nah, crypto money is not real money, so you're good.
26:15
Marlon
Holy fucking ballsack
26:16
Speaker 6
We can order a stack.
26:17
Drew (?)
money,
26:18
Jason (?)
Did you eat yesterday? I heard...
26:20
Drew (?)
I actually got you man
26:20
Marlon
I actually double whammy'd.
26:22
Drew (?)
Did
26:23
Marlon
you
26:24
Drew (?)
pay for dinner?
26:25
Marlon
But what's in it exactly?
26:26
Drew (?)
um,
26:30
Speaker 1
Frozen strawberries. Okay. There's no creatine right now, but I put protein, smoothie, I put ice, uh, banana, avocado, peanut butter in there. Okay. And that's pretty much it.
26:40
Marlon
Thank you, bro. Appreciate that, brother.
26:43
Drew (?)
How is it?
26:44
Marlon
How's it?
26:45
Drew (?)
Pretty good. Thank you, bro. Thank you, man.
26:47
Marlon
bro.
26:48
Drew (?)
Mmm. Let me pay for it.
26:51
Marlon
No, no, no.
26:52
Jason (?)
I pick for one
26:57
Marlon
this down. Of course, bro.
27:12
Drew (?)
You know what I mean?
27:13
Marlon
Is it milk?
27:23
Marlon
You just a fucking dumbass. So final, final total is what? Uh, twenty...
27:29
Drew (?)
It's not a monkey.
27:32
Drew (?)
Are you deadass? I ain't gonna lie, if you don't smack the shit out of him...
27:37
Marlon
It's a fucking monkey!
27:38
Drew (?)
shit out
27:39
Marlon
The fuck do you mean if I don't smack the shit out of him?
27:42
Speaker 1
Bro, what is that microaggression? Seriously?
27:45
Drew (?)
Talking about, talking about Lacey?
27:48
Drew (?)
Hey, the Uber's outside. Shall we?
27:51
Jason (?)
Let's hit the road, boys.
27:53
Drew (?)
Of course, bro.
27:58
Marlon
Yo, what a fucking song, by the way.
28:05
Speaker 6
Thank y'all, bro. Appreciate it.
28:09
Speaker 6
Have a good rest of your trip. Have a
28:10
Jason (?)
good flight back.
28:11
Speaker 6
Likewise.
28:11
Jason (?)
know. Hey,
28:14
Speaker 6
the Uber's
28:15
Jason (?)
Hey Mar, should I got an alarm set?
28:16
Drew (?)
Immediate right, it's a suburban. Black suburban, black truck.
28:20
Marlon
Listen, hey, no pictures and you guys see him, okay?
28:22
Jason (?)
boys, boys
28:22
Marlon
Yeah,
28:22
Jason (?)
Hey boys, boys, boys! I got this, all right?
28:24
Marlon
No pictures
28:24
Jason (?)
No pictures
28:25
Drew (?)
Boys, I got this, all right?
28:29
Jason (?)
Talk to you later.
28:37
Drew (?)
boys, boys! I got
28:38
Marlon
Thank you, bro.
28:39
Drew (?)
pictures.
28:40
Marlon
good day, man.
28:41
Drew (?)
You too, please. Have a good flight back, all of y'all. Thank you, much appreciated.
28:45
Jason (?)
All right, everybody!
28:46
Marlon
In the Uber, y'all should switch Drew because he's gonna sit in the front seat.
28:52
Drew (?)
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
28:53
Marlon
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
28:55
Marlon
No Mar, no Mar, no pictures, Mar.
28:59
Marlon
No Mar! No Mar! Marlon is compromised. You're also compromised. No, Marlon is compromised!
29:08
Drew (?)
Of course you can get one, bro. Thank you. No pictures of my friend, please.
29:13
Marlon
No
29:13
Drew (?)
No pictures of my friend, please.
29:16
Jason (?)
please.
29:20
Drew (?)
Uh, it's T737. Probably that one over the, over the street.
29:38
Drew (?)
Say you a asshole!
29:43
Marlon
Somebody told me that my lawyer was pulled up. I saw my son. What? My lawyer, yeah. I was like, what the fuck?
29:49
Drew (?)
that why you stopped?
29:49
Marlon
Car's coming, car's coming.
29:52
Drew (?)
Hey, get out the street, kids. Y'all gonna get ran over.
29:55
Marlon
How many likes for the, how many... Wait, what? Yo, get up on here. Yo, get up on here. To Mikey. To Mikey. What's up, my dog? You look good. Jason, you gotta tell him, yo! Yo! Yo!
30:10
Drew (?)
What are you talking about?
30:14
Speaker 1
Face out, face out.
30:17
Speaker 1
Drew
30:18
Marlon
Drew, Drew.
30:20
Marlon
chill.
30:22
Drew (?)
Huh?
30:24
Speaker 1
back. Yeah, yeah,
30:24
Marlon
Drew, Drew, you're not gonna sit in the front?
30:28
Marlon
your bag off. Yeah. Yo, let's
30:34
Marlon
What's up bro?
30:36
Marlon
Is it okay if I sit here?
30:55
Marlon
Oh, y'all going to Times Square?
30:58
Marlon
going to Times Square, Times
31:02
Drew (?)
Square. Hey, so y'all going to Times Square, right?
31:04
Marlon
Holy shit, bro.
31:07
Drew (?)
Alright, bro. I brought it to the sh- I I I aimed it to the sugar factory.
31:12
Marlon
Dog
31:13
Jason (?)
Alright, bro.
31:14
Marlon
Boys.
31:14
Jason (?)
to the Sugar Factory.
31:15
Marlon
Oh my, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little sucker right now.
31:17
Jason (?)
on it a little bit.
31:18
Marlon
Dog, sir, sorry about that. Thank you so much for...
31:20
Driver (Uber)
No problem.
31:21
Drew (?)
us,
31:22
Marlon
sir.
31:24
Driver (Uber)
I just don't want damage in the vehicle. I work with the New York Giants football players.
31:27
Marlon
Oh, you work with the New York Giants football players? Oh, so you know how it is then being me, okay.
31:31
Driver (Uber)
Who are you?
31:32
Jason (?)
He's uh, he plays for the Chargers.
31:33
Driver (Uber)
Chargers?
31:34
Drew (?)
Yeah.
31:35
Driver (Uber)
I worked with the Jackson, Roy. Oh,
31:37
Marlon
that's my boy! My quarterback.
31:39
Driver (Uber)
Saquon and stuff like that. Saquon, the same
31:41
Drew (?)
Oh my god, wow. That's so random.
31:44
Driver (Uber)
Javon Holland. I used to work with the Darnay Holmes.
31:48
Marlon
Oh yeah, Holland,
31:49
Jason (?)
yeah.
31:49
Driver (Uber)
Darnay,
31:50
Jason (?)
the tight end? Tight end?
31:51
Marlon
Yeah, Darnay, the tight end. That's uh...
31:53
Driver (Uber)
event in Las Vegas
31:54
Marlon
um,
31:56
Jason (?)
you ever worked with, he's a he's a famous model, his name's Lacey?
32:01
Driver (Uber)
No.
32:03
Marlon
I don't know who he talks
32:07
Drew (?)
Oh my God. So we're actually going to the
32:10
Marlon
Sugar Factory, right? Yeah,
32:11
Drew (?)
I mean we can
32:13
Jason (?)
reroute to
32:14
Marlon
What?
32:15
Drew (?)
you don't even know if
32:17
Marlon
Is this a real place or are you taking me to like some Willy Wonka fucking bullshit right now?
32:21
Jason (?)
it's a store that just sells candy.
32:23
Marlon
Like, look at you.
32:24
Drew (?)
just want to go to a candy shop.
32:26
Jason (?)
Take it to the candy shop. Oh my
32:28
Drew (?)
God.
32:28
Jason (?)
Like Jason, lick my lollipop.
32:30
Drew (?)
Hey, I'm going to the color factory.
32:32
Jason (?)
What is the color factory?
32:34
Drew (?)
Bro, we hit it every goddamn day.
32:35
Marlon
I mean, fuck it, yeah, let's hit every factory then.
32:37
Jason (?)
Oh wait, Hawk asked what time we're coming by the way.
32:39
Marlon
Who?
32:39
Jason (?)
Hawk.
32:41
Marlon
Oh, we're on Hawk?
32:42
Jason (?)
Yes, we on Hawk.
32:44
Marlon
Why are you so... What's up with
32:45
Drew (?)
you so
32:45
Marlon
What's up with you today, bro?
32:46
Drew (?)
mean? What do you mean?
32:46
Marlon
What do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean
32:47
Jason (?)
here for you? They all
32:49
Marlon
So, is this a 10K calorie challenge today or what's going on here for you?
32:53
Jason (?)
guys, can we get Hawks today? I said, yeah, let me...
32:57
Marlon
Okay, let's set it after this then. Let's set it...
32:58
Drew (?)
Sir, sir, I rerouted it to the color factory.
33:02
Driver (Uber)
You change it?
33:03
Drew (?)
Yes. I like colors.
33:06
Driver (Uber)
You like colors?
33:07
Marlon
What's your favorite color, bro?
33:11
Marlon
Okay. What's yours? Purple. Purple? That's just the worst selection I've ever heard in my life.
33:17
Jason (?)
Black.
33:18
Drew (?)
Chrome
33:19
Marlon
Fuck
33:22
Marlon
Wow. Wow.
33:24
Drew (?)
Black
33:25
Marlon
I mean, that's one for Twitter
33:26
Drew (?)
right
33:26
Marlon
I mean, that's one for Twitter right there, I must say.
33:27
Drew (?)
Black is not a color. It is a word for like white, black.
33:30
Marlon
Black is beautiful.
33:31
Jason (?)
Black and white.
33:32
Drew (?)
not make that a race thing.
33:32
Marlon
and
33:33
Drew (?)
Do not make it
33:33
Jason (?)
Do not make it
33:34
Drew (?)
Do not make that a race thing.
33:36
Jason (?)
Black and white are both colors.
33:37
Drew (?)
Black is a shade, bro.
33:38
Jason (?)
No, black's a color. It's a beautiful color.
33:40
Marlon
Beautiful.
33:41
Jason (?)
blue, you
33:45
Marlon
Oh, wow. Shade in another way.
33:49
Jason (?)
We'll just be segregating now.
33:52
Jason (?)
But when he asked your favorite color, what you said blue, you didn't say blue's not a color, it's a shade.
33:56
Drew (?)
Blue is a color, not a shade.
33:57
Driver (Uber)
Where is Charger team located though? Huh? You play in Chargers, you say?
34:02
Marlon
I play in Chargers, yeah.
34:03
Driver (Uber)
Which... where is it located?
34:04
Marlon
said what?
34:05
Driver (Uber)
You said what? Where is it located?
34:06
Marlon
Los Angeles, California.
34:08
Driver (Uber)
LA
34:08
Marlon
Yeah.
34:09
Driver (Uber)
I'm not into American football so much.
34:12
Marlon
Nah. I'm a boxer.
34:13
Driver (Uber)
Oh, boxer?
34:23
Driver (Uber)
I'm gonna tell you something, but after that.
34:25
Drew (?)
Oh.
34:26
Driver (Uber)
You Pacquiao?
34:29
Drew (?)
What now?
34:30
Driver (Uber)
Are you Pacquiao?
34:32
Jason (?)
Pacquiao? Yes, yes.
34:33
Driver (Uber)
If I don't know Filipino, I'm gonna tell you Pacquiao, but...
34:36
Drew (?)
Okay,
34:37
Marlon
Okay, yeah, yeah.
34:39
Driver (Uber)
That's your... that's your father?
34:41
Marlon
Yeah, that's his father, yeah.
34:42
Drew (?)
I'm a Pacquiao.
34:44
Driver (Uber)
Really?
34:45
Drew (?)
Yeah.
34:46
Driver (Uber)
He's your father though?
34:47
Marlon
Yeah, yeah,
34:49
Driver (Uber)
I have many Filipino friend, that's why I don't...
34:52
Marlon
He speaks Tagalog. Tagalog.
34:55
Driver (Uber)
Tagalog.
34:57
Jason (?)
Mahal kita.
34:59
Driver (Uber)
Mahal kita. I love him and I'm not a woman.
35:02
Jason (?)
Mas o menos.
35:05
Driver (Uber)
Manny's our friend in Australia, they're Filipino.
35:11
Driver (Uber)
You really his son.
35:14
Drew (?)
Yeah.
35:20
Driver (Uber)
I'm pretty sure you're not his son, but...
35:24
Jason (?)
You know Manny?
35:25
Driver (Uber)
Can you show me the picture of Manny Pacquiao family?
35:36
Drew (?)
Shit, you probably shouldn't do this while you're driving.
35:41
Marlon
That's when he's like, like he's a little younger, yeah. He got a little, he lost the...
35:45
Drew (?)
He started boxing.
35:48
Jason (?)
In the back, in the back.
35:49
Driver (Uber)
This one?
35:49
Drew (?)
Yeah.
35:53
Drew (?)
just recently shaved and I just started
35:55
Driver (Uber)
I love him, he's a very good guy, so.
35:58
Driver (Uber)
I respect him.
35:59
Drew (?)
Thank you. My father's a great guy.
36:01
Driver (Uber)
Yes. He should
36:02
Drew (?)
He should...
36:03
Driver (Uber)
I wish he become president in Philippines. He
36:06
Drew (?)
should
36:07
Marlon
Oh, is your dad doing that?
36:08
Drew (?)
Yeah, my dad's...
36:08
Driver (Uber)
still running.
36:09
Drew (?)
Oh,
36:10
Marlon
Oh, I didn't know your dad was doing that.
36:11
Driver (Uber)
But what happened, Duterte's daughter become president. I study politics, so.
36:19
Driver (Uber)
what was the family name? Used to be problem
36:23
Marlon
of America.
36:24
Drew (?)
Nah.
36:26
Marlon
No?
36:27
Driver (Uber)
She had many shoes.
36:28
Marlon
Oh, that's what I was
36:30
Drew (?)
thinking.
36:30
Driver (Uber)
What's the family name?
36:33
Marlon
Paris Hilton?
36:34
Driver (Uber)
No, no, no.
36:35
Marlon
Not Paris.
36:35
Driver (Uber)
They used to be president in Philippines. Used
36:37
Drew (?)
It was um... What was the family name?
36:44
Marlon
Your dad told us that one time.
36:46
Speaker 6
Marcos?
36:47
Driver (Uber)
Yeah.
36:48
Speaker 6
Marcos? Yeah.
36:49
Marlon
Oh yeah, that's what it was.
36:50
Drew (?)
that's what
36:50
Marlon
it was. Ah, that's
36:51
Driver (Uber)
Their son president actually with that Duterte's daughter, I think.
36:56
Marlon
Oh wow.
36:56
Drew (?)
Oh, got it.
37:04
Driver (Uber)
Don't look like him, but...
37:06
Drew (?)
I don't look like him?
37:06
Driver (Uber)
Nah.
37:07
Drew (?)
Are you sure?
37:08
Marlon
Brother, he looks like a piece of shit, am I right? I mean those pictures are from
37:12
Jason (?)
You know they say, they say that because he's mixed with Asian, so as he got older the Asian genes started to pick up a little bit.
37:19
Driver (Uber)
What does that mean he mixed? His wife and mother is Filipino, that's why.
37:23
Drew (?)
He doesn't look like me? Really?
37:25
Driver (Uber)
Really though.
37:27
Drew (?)
Look at it, look at it now.
37:29
Marlon
What... What about that? Like, fuck you mean?
37:33
Driver (Uber)
Show me a picture with your father. My father?
37:36
Drew (?)
No, no, no.
37:36
Driver (Uber)
No, no, no. With your father.
37:42
Marlon
Yeah, can I show you a recent one? This one when we was in the Philippines, bro.
37:46
Driver (Uber)
Are you Filipino too though?
37:53
Driver (Uber)
I'm a Turkish dude. That's our national stuff.
37:57
Driver (Uber)
Hello. Hi.
38:00
Driver (Uber)
Kim bu?
38:01
Drew (?)
Aleykümselam.
38:05
Driver (Uber)
Ben şey arıyorum müşteri var da arabada arayacağım kardeşim tamam mı? Ben tek sat dedim sana.
38:17
Driver (Uber)
What's up man?
38:18
Marlon
Trying to find a picture right now.
38:27
Driver (Uber)
Where you guys posted on Instagram?
38:33
Marlon
at a temple, I think it was a couple months ago here. This was when we... This is when we was there like on the way
38:40
Drew (?)
literally on the way
38:41
Marlon
on the way.
38:42
Drew (?)
Literally
38:43
Marlon
like on the way to the castle
38:49
Driver (Uber)
I love your father though.
38:53
Marlon
Very good guy.
38:53
Driver (Uber)
I miss your videos. What was it again? I hope that's not the AI too.
38:59
Drew (?)
No, no, no. He hate AI.
39:00
Marlon
I hate AI
39:01
Driver (Uber)
He keep bluffing that side.
39:02
Speaker 1
that's
39:03
Marlon
No, no, no.
39:04
Drew (?)
He could never be serious. He loves talker, bro.
39:06
Marlon
He always be bragging about this shit.
39:09
Drew (?)
That shit gets annoying actually.
39:10
Marlon
have
39:11
Drew (?)
I know I like when... but it's my dad though. I have to brag.
39:14
Driver (Uber)
This is my father. He passed away from Alzheimer's.
39:16
Marlon
So sorry.
39:17
Drew (?)
So
39:17
Driver (Uber)
Oh, he was a
39:18
Marlon
boxer too?
39:19
Jason (?)
Wow.
39:19
Driver (Uber)
My father was one of the biggest boxers in Europe.
39:21
Marlon
Oh, wow.
39:23
Driver (Uber)
is my dad. So
39:24
Jason (?)
So sorry for your loss, sir.
39:25
Marlon
loss.
39:26
Driver (Uber)
My uncle was a national technical trainer in Turkey. I met with Felix Savon, like many, many professional, like Klitschko.
39:34
Jason (?)
Klitschko?
39:35
Driver (Uber)
I used to be a translator too. I speak a little bit Spanish too, so.
39:38
Marlon
That's really cool.
39:39
Driver (Uber)
But I met a lot of big boxers.
39:40
Jason (?)
I'm from Spain, so.
39:42
Driver (Uber)
Yeah. What part? Malaga?
39:45
Jason (?)
Uh, Sisi.
39:46
Driver (Uber)
Where?
39:47
Jason (?)
Sisi.
39:48
Driver (Uber)
What is Sisi though?
39:49
Jason (?)
It's like a small town.
39:55
Jason (?)
No, no, it's Sisi.
39:57
Drew (?)
Sisi's Pizza?
39:59
Jason (?)
No, no. CC, that's like a little, it's like a, it's like a, you know how they have boroughs in New York? It's like that. What? What is it?
40:08
Jason (?)
I'm from, I'm from Toledo, Toledo.
40:10
Marlon
What
40:10
Jason (?)
is New
40:11
Marlon
York like
40:12
Driver (Uber)
New York. Toledo, Ohio? Yeah.
40:21
Driver (Uber)
I like his style actually, your father, you know, Pacquiao.
40:25
Drew (?)
My dad. He should have beat Floyd Mayweather. I'm not gonna lie. Did I ever tell you...
40:27
Marlon
you...
40:28
Driver (Uber)
No, I don't like Mayweather.
40:29
Drew (?)
You don't like Mayweather?
40:30
Marlon
We don't even say that name around here. Did I ever tell you the time when, um...
40:33
Driver (Uber)
He's not a good role model for people. Your father is. He's bragging about...
40:38
Marlon
You wanna tell him about that one time...
40:39
Driver (Uber)
When he fight with him?
40:40
Marlon
When he was like ten.
40:41
Driver (Uber)
I always tell my friend, my friends always ask me.
40:43
Drew (?)
Wait, what happened?
40:43
Driver (Uber)
Because I came from boxing family.
40:45
Marlon
Oh, wow.
40:46
Driver (Uber)
When your father fight with him, he didn't fight with your father because your father is a technique fighter.
40:51
Marlon
Yeah, he kept
40:51
Drew (?)
Yeah, he kept running. He kept
40:53
Driver (Uber)
He's like a chicken. Because he wanna defend his title, he don't wanna really argue with your father.
40:58
Marlon
Headless chicken, yeah.
40:59
Drew (?)
Tell the story. Mac Grover...
41:00
Driver (Uber)
Mac Grover
41:01
Marlon
Bro, tell him the story when he was like ten and he almost knocked you out. Like dead ass. Because he was running around too much.
41:06
Drew (?)
So one time I snuck out my house in elementary school because I was just a delinquent, you know, grew up. Obviously my father had a lot of money, so I was spoiled in a way. So I snuck out, dad rung my phone, he's like, "Where you at? Where you at?" Obviously speaking in Tagalog. And yeah, I had to come home. And then all of a sudden, my dad, Manny obviously, I call him dad, but came home, threw me, threw the gloves at me. I'm ten, mind you, all right? Manny Pacquiao threw the gloves at me. All right? Twelve ounce gloves. He said, "I gotta, I gotta whoop your ass."
41:44
Marlon
insane.
41:45
Drew (?)
But, but the way he punished me, he didn't like just discipline me. He was like, "I'll give you a chance." So he gave me, gave me the gloves and then I had to like fight back, but obviously I was only ten, so I would get my ass whooped.
41:59
Jason (?)
But that's the day Manny Pacquiao found out his son was gay.
42:02
Driver (Uber)
What?
42:05
Driver (Uber)
I didn't get it. What does that mean?
42:06
Jason (?)
Yeah, he found out he was gay that day.
42:10
Driver (Uber)
I don't wanna get in that conversation.
42:12
Marlon
No, no, no. It's just like...
42:14
Drew (?)
We're actually a throuple.
42:19
Driver (Uber)
Like I said, your father is very good guy.
42:21
Drew (?)
Thank you. Very good, very good.
42:27
Drew (?)
So yeah, we got around just four more minutes.
42:36
Marlon
What a day, man.
42:37
Drew (?)
day.
42:38
Marlon
What a day.
42:40
Drew (?)
Color Factory is closed. What?
42:41
Jason (?)
What?
42:42
Marlon
No, come on, bro.
42:44
Drew (?)
we have to extend
42:45
Marlon
the Uber. No,
42:47
Drew (?)
How do you even know that? How do they know that?
42:50
Drew (?)
It's open, bro.
42:55
Drew (?)
Call Ryan. Why y'all saying call Ryan, bro?
42:59
Marlon
You know Ryan Garcia?
43:00
Drew (?)
Why'd you call your dad? My dad? He doesn't speak English well.
43:04
Marlon
You know Ryan Garcia, sir?
43:07
Driver (Uber)
No, though.
43:07
Marlon
call your dad?
43:08
Jason (?)
Fighter Ryan Garcia
43:09
Drew (?)
Second round knockout. World title, world title.
43:11
Marlon
World title, world title.
43:12
Driver (Uber)
I didn't watch it though. Nothing.
43:13
Marlon
I didn't
43:15
Driver (Uber)
Where was the game? Where was the fight?
43:19
Driver (Uber)
Vegas.
43:21
Driver (Uber)
I follow like, you know, this guy from Dagestan.
43:25
Marlon
Oh, Dagestan?
43:27
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, actually not Russian.
43:28
Marlon
Khamzat?
43:29
Driver (Uber)
Khamzat? They are Turkish origin people
43:30
Jason (?)
In two years Dagestan.
43:31
Driver (Uber)
My grand family is from the same area, like area, Caucasus.
43:36
Marlon
Oh, wow.
43:36
Driver (Uber)
In Turkey, this area, I show to you guys. There, there, people really like, you know, tough people. Because it's high mountains.
43:46
Marlon
That's why they like breathe better, right? Because it's like higher...
43:48
Driver (Uber)
Because mountain life. Dagestan means Turkish land of the mountain.
43:52
Marlon
Land of mountain
43:53
Driver (Uber)
of mountain. Dagestan is a province, like autonomous area. It's not a free republic, but part of Russian Federation. That's why they say Russian, but they are not Russian. They are Turkish origin people.
44:04
Driver (Uber)
Yeah. That's it. Dag means mountain. Yeah. Dagestan, land of the mountain.
44:07
Jason (?)
Dag means mountain.
44:07
Driver (Uber)
Dagestan, land of the mountain.
44:09
Marlon
Also, it's D-A-G-E, stand.
44:11
Driver (Uber)
No, land. D-A-G-E, land.
44:13
Jason (?)
Land of the mountain, but because it's called that because it's on a mountain?
44:16
Driver (Uber)
Look, right here. Close to this region, you see?
44:19
Marlon
Oh, wow. That is on a mountain.
44:20
Jason (?)
Higher altitude.
44:21
Marlon
That's why they breathe better,
44:22
Jason (?)
That's why they breathe better, right? That's why it produces...
44:24
Marlon
That's why athletes, yeah, from there.
44:25
Driver (Uber)
Most thing they eat, they breed everything organic over there. Everything.
44:30
Marlon
That's why they're so um...
44:32
Drew (?)
built. Sexy
44:32
Marlon
built.
44:33
Driver (Uber)
Not, I'm not gonna say sexy, but because they are Muslim too, so they just pray and do... Oh yeah, you're right, you're right.
44:39
Marlon
Yeah, my bad.
44:40
Driver (Uber)
They don't do stupid thing. No drug, no alcohol.
44:42
Marlon
fully like locked in on training, yeah, yeah, right.
44:46
Driver (Uber)
They don't do nothing crazy.
44:49
Drew (?)
Yeah.
44:50
Marlon
I want to go to Dagestan and get trained.
44:52
Drew (?)
trained.
44:53
Driver (Uber)
That's what they say, like two to three years.
44:55
Marlon
Two, three years, forget it, you know.
44:57
Driver (Uber)
they kind of joke, everyone like... Send me your... like two three.
45:00
Marlon
Yeah, exactly, yeah. We just sent his ass to Dagestan
45:02
Drew (?)
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
45:02
Marlon
We just sent his ass to Dagestan, that's what happened.
45:04
Drew (?)
I went to Dagestan actually one time.
45:05
Marlon
Oh, you did?
45:06
Drew (?)
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie guys, it's just when I went to Google it says Color Factory is closed.
45:09
Jason (?)
We call
45:10
Drew (?)
We call, we call.
45:11
Driver (Uber)
You're gonna change the location?
45:13
Drew (?)
I have to call, yeah. Maybe we should change. I don't mind.
45:15
Announcement
Thank you for calling Color Factory.
45:15
Driver (Uber)
Fuck it, DJ.
45:16
Marlon
Thank you for calling Color Factory.
45:18
Announcement
Visit our website, colorfactory.co, for information tickets for each of our venues located in New York City, Houston, and Chicago.
45:18
Jason (?)
Color Factory?
45:19
Marlon
Visit our website, colorfactory.co, for information tickets for each of our venues located in New York City, Houston, and Chicago.
45:30
Marlon
Chicago, huh? Damn, you look where Zitty was in there.
45:33
Drew (?)
So it instantly went to voicemail.
45:35
Marlon
I mean, you called the one in Chicago.
45:38
Drew (?)
Uh, should we...
45:39
Jason (?)
Sugar Factory is still off out there?
45:41
Drew (?)
let's, yeah. I mean...
45:45
Drew (?)
No, Times Square is honestly a horrible idea.
45:47
Marlon
I'm just wondering if the Sugar Factory actually is a thing or if I walk in it's a fucking candy store. Like, which one is it?
45:53
Drew (?)
a
45:54
Marlon
Sugar
45:54
Drew (?)
We're gonna reroute us. We're gonna reroute us.
45:57
Marlon
No problem.
46:01
Drew (?)
No
46:02
Marlon
Oh my. Oof. Oh my God.
46:05
Jason (?)
It's far?
46:06
Marlon
He slapped on minutes there.
46:07
Drew (?)
Twenty
46:09
Jason (?)
Can you go somewhere a little closer?
46:10
Marlon
Yeah, could go a little closer.
46:11
Drew (?)
maybe we can... That's looking
46:12
Jason (?)
That's looking like a instead,
46:14
Drew (?)
Ooh, okay, yeah, maybe. I'm gonna just type in the word factory on the Google, maybe something will pop up.
46:20
Jason (?)
Sir, sir, you got any recommendations in New York City?
46:24
Driver (Uber)
What kind of recommendation?
46:25
Marlon
Anything we can do and explore, maybe go inside, see something nice, interesting, you know, whatever, you know, anything.
46:31
Driver (Uber)
You're asking the right guy. I can take you the city tour though.
46:34
Marlon
City tour.
46:35
Driver (Uber)
tour. There is a lot of things. Dumbo, Flatiron, Little Island, Chelsea, Brooklyn Bridge.
46:42
Marlon
Mmm.
46:44
Driver (Uber)
When I tell you, like when I work privately, when I was working last couple days with this some Indian lady head of, like you know, some bank from Kansas.
46:52
Marlon
I
46:52
Driver (Uber)
I always do private tour. Like this I showed you.
46:55
Marlon
Okay. From outside, yeah. Okay, yeah.
46:56
Drew (?)
yeah.
46:57
Driver (Uber)
Like I was with Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf.
47:00
Marlon
Mmm.
47:00
Driver (Uber)
You see the tennis player?
47:01
Marlon
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The US Open, yeah?
47:04
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, I was with them.
47:06
Drew (?)
I do lots of, like you know...
47:06
Driver (Uber)
I do lots of, like you know...
47:07
Jason (?)
Fitness Factory? No, no, it's closed.
47:09
Drew (?)
It's open.
47:09
Driver (Uber)
No, it's closed.
47:10
Drew (?)
open.
47:11
Driver (Uber)
Next week, next week, ten days I'm gonna work in United Nations.
47:14
Drew (?)
What?
47:14
Jason (?)
What? Oh, for the FBI?
47:16
Marlon
Gotta be some type of...
47:17
Driver (Uber)
type of... So so that I... What is that?
47:20
Marlon
What?
47:21
Driver (Uber)
They kind of like, you know, company I work with, so they send me job.
47:24
Drew (?)
Fitness Factory is literally a one mile drive.
47:27
Jason (?)
No, I mean, bro, at this point I...
47:29
Driver (Uber)
The sugar factory, right?
47:31
Drew (?)
Uh, this is right now the sugar factory, but you know, we'll probably find another factory. They have a, they have a nuts—
47:37
Driver (Uber)
What do you guys want to do?
47:38
Drew (?)
Uh, just something entertaining, something fun.
47:40
Marlon
we can do, right?
47:41
Jason (?)
They kicked us out of the sex museum.
47:44
Drew (?)
Yeah.
47:45
Driver (Uber)
Yeah. If you go with the cameras like that, of course they're gonna—
47:47
Jason (?)
Well, I thought you were supposed to have sex with the, you know, the art. Pulled my dick out and they kicked me out, sir.
47:56
Driver (Uber)
One of the like most picture-taking place in the city, Dumbo.
48:00
Marlon
What is that? What is that?
48:02
Driver (Uber)
Dumbo is like, you see the thing is like, you know, under the bridge, like, you know, Brooklyn Bridge. You see the Empire State, Empire, uh, building slithered in between like bridge. That's it.
48:14
Marlon
But
48:15
Driver (Uber)
most of the people there—
48:15
Jason (?)
Wax, wax factory, wax museum?
48:17
Marlon
Wax museum? I'm down,
48:19
Jason (?)
yeah. The wax factory, wax museum, right?
48:21
Marlon
down to go to the wax museum.
48:23
Driver (Uber)
Otherwise there is a charging bull next to Wall, Wall Street.
48:26
Drew (?)
A what?
48:27
Marlon
A what?
48:27
Driver (Uber)
A charging bull. Oh, charging bull,
48:28
Marlon
yeah, yeah, charging bull, yeah.
48:31
Drew (?)
Yeah, let's go to the wax museum.
48:32
Marlon
Like an actual bull that charges at you or no?
48:33
Driver (Uber)
No, no.
48:34
Drew (?)
The wax museum
48:35
Jason (?)
Oh, okay.
48:36
Drew (?)
What's that called?
48:38
Driver (Uber)
I live in San Diego, La Jolla. I know LA very well too.
48:41
Jason (?)
They have an ice cream factory?
48:42
Drew (?)
You fat ass
48:44
Driver (Uber)
Ice cream factory?
48:45
Jason (?)
Is that a thing?
48:46
Driver (Uber)
No, I don't think so.
48:47
Drew (?)
A wax museum.
48:49
Driver (Uber)
I know one ice cream factory, Ben and Jerry's, that's in Vermont.
48:52
Marlon
No way they have a hamburger
48:53
Drew (?)
and fries factory.
48:54
Marlon
Same guy.
48:57
Marlon
She's trying to tell him, bro, that is not—
48:59
Jason (?)
It's called the Madame Tussauds.
49:01
Drew (?)
Okay, we're going.
49:02
Driver (Uber)
That's in 42nd.
49:03
Drew (?)
Oh, it's so close.
49:05
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, it's next to it actually.
49:07
Drew (?)
Wait, what? It's a, it's a— I'm gonna change it to that. Oh, it's
49:10
Marlon
amazing.
49:10
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, that's a wax museum. That's what you're talking about, right?
49:13
Drew (?)
Yeah, wax. Oh, for some reason it was a mile.
49:16
Jason (?)
is an ice cream factory, they're saying.
49:17
Drew (?)
Swear to God, I'm not even trolling.
49:18
Jason (?)
Swear to God
49:18
Driver (Uber)
even trolling.
49:19
Drew (?)
No, yeah, we believe you.
49:20
Driver (Uber)
yeah, that's in—hold on, sorry about that. That's in Broadway though. But it's like tiny place. That's not really factory. Just like, you know,
49:28
Marlon
you don't like that
49:28
Driver (Uber)
You don't like that. Museum
49:29
Jason (?)
of Ice Cream, miles away.
49:33
Driver (Uber)
That's in Broadway.
49:34
Marlon
Is that far?
49:35
Driver (Uber)
It's close to here actually.
49:36
Marlon
Okay. Maybe wax museum, then we just skip the ice cream factory.
49:40
Drew (?)
So for some reason, uh, um, wax museum,
49:46
Drew (?)
bit of a drive, boys.
49:47
Marlon
What?
49:48
Drew (?)
But look, bike.
49:50
Drew (?)
I can't bike.
49:51
Marlon
I guess he's biking.
49:55
Drew (?)
I can't bike.
49:56
Marlon
So let me guess, we going to the ice cream museum.
50:00
Drew (?)
the bomb
50:04
Drew (?)
What is beat the bomb? I was talking about...
50:05
Jason (?)
Somebody in the chat said go to the illusion place.
50:08
Drew (?)
It's closed, yeah. Illusion place.
50:10
Marlon
I think I've been to one of those. They look fun.
50:12
Jason (?)
The Illusion Factory?
50:13
Drew (?)
Oh yeah, like when you run into like...
50:16
Marlon
It's like I stand here and like you stand here and I'm like way bigger.
50:19
Drew (?)
That's now though.
50:20
Jason (?)
though.
50:21
Marlon
Maybe not.
50:22
Jason (?)
Like right now if we just stood across the street, you'd be way bigger.
50:25
Drew (?)
Oh, the illusion? Museum of Illusions? minutes away.
50:29
Marlon
down to
50:29
Jason (?)
Ooh, I'm down to go to the Museum of Illusions.
50:31
Drew (?)
I'm down, I'm down.
50:33
Marlon
I'm down.
50:33
Driver (Uber)
That's next to Meatpacking District.
50:35
Drew (?)
Okay, I'm gonna change the location one more time, sir.
50:40
Marlon
Wait, so you live in San Diego?
50:42
Driver (Uber)
I used to live in San Diego.
50:44
Marlon
Where you live now?
50:45
Driver (Uber)
And I lived Florida after that, years.
50:48
Marlon
Ooh
50:48
Driver (Uber)
I lost my house. I was living next to NASA, Kennedy Space Center. Then moved back to New York.
50:53
Marlon
Oh wow, so you're from New York originally?
50:56
Driver (Uber)
Okay, I'm originally from Istanbul, Turkish. I born over there and kind of raised here, both sides. Okay.
51:02
Driver (Uber)
I love
51:03
Marlon
Turkey by the way.
51:03
Jason (?)
You ever been to Erie, Pennsylvania?
51:05
Driver (Uber)
Uh, I'm a truck driver though. I did seven year, state, truck haul, like car delivery.
51:11
Jason (?)
So you've been to Erie?
51:13
Driver (Uber)
Seven year, state. I've been everywhere in United States, state. Erie, Erie is next to the lake between uh Ohio and New York State. Very small town in the coast of lake.
51:25
Drew (?)
And it's, it's like...
51:27
Driver (Uber)
You from Erie?
51:28
Jason (?)
I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania.
51:29
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, very tiny place. There is like, you know, college place.
51:31
Jason (?)
Very dangerous, right? Not at all, right? Very dangerous.
51:35
Drew (?)
Nah,
51:36
Driver (Uber)
I don't think so.
51:37
Marlon
Have you ever been to Arlington or no?
51:39
Drew (?)
Arlington, Texas.
51:40
Driver (Uber)
Very safe
51:41
Jason (?)
Very safe, right? Sweet.
51:42
Drew (?)
How's Arlington, Indiana?
51:43
Driver (Uber)
Jason, I drive seven year, state. Wow. I put more than mile in with my semi. I'm a truck driver.
51:51
Marlon
Ever been uh Sweden, Sweden, Malmo?
51:57
Drew (?)
Oh my, he's pulling up a Facebook right now.
51:59
Marlon
I know, I know. You don't even want to speak about how dangerous it is, right?
52:01
Driver (Uber)
One of my cousin husband Swedish.
52:04
Marlon
okay.
52:04
Driver (Uber)
This is when I was in Mongolia.
52:06
Jason (?)
He was in Mongolia? Mongolia, is that a fucking dragon?
52:09
Driver (Uber)
No, no, no, that's bullshit. I've been more than seventy countries.
52:13
Drew (?)
Wow.
52:14
Driver (Uber)
never married, so I've been many countries.
52:16
Drew (?)
Especially
52:17
Driver (Uber)
Especially in Europe. I got big family in Germany.
52:19
Drew (?)
You've been to the Philippines?
52:21
Driver (Uber)
That's I never been though.
52:22
Drew (?)
What about Vietnam?
52:23
Driver (Uber)
And I, there's a big Filipino community in Los Angeles. I have couple friend married with the Filipino. They used to always trying to take me Palawan Island actually.
52:33
Marlon
Oh, Palawan, yeah yeah yeah.
52:34
Driver (Uber)
Boracay and Palawan. They say Palawan Island one of the best actually.
52:37
Marlon
Yeah.
52:38
Driver (Uber)
I see some video too, but I never been. Which is, I've been my, I was, uh, Filipino friend in Australia actually. I stay in their house in New South Wales.
52:47
Marlon
Yeah.
52:48
Driver (Uber)
I stay in their house in New South Wales. North of Sydney. There's a big Filipino community over there too in Australia.
52:52
Marlon
Okay.
52:54
Driver (Uber)
You guys island country, so...
52:57
Drew (?)
Yeah.
52:59
Marlon
Yeah, no, yeah. I mean, uh...
53:02
Drew (?)
mean,
53:02
Marlon
Everywhere, bro.
53:04
Driver (Uber)
There is a big diaspora, Filipino diaspora all around the world.
53:08
Drew (?)
Philippines.
53:09
Jason (?)
Travel around the world.
53:11
Driver (Uber)
I'm saying they Catholic and they never do, uh, abortion like, you know. That's why they more than hundred million peoples.
53:18
Marlon
Jesus.
53:18
Driver (Uber)
Jesus.
53:19
Marlon
It's pretty, I'm pretty sure it's illegal, right?
53:21
Driver (Uber)
does that mean?
53:21
Marlon
Uh, illegal?
53:22
Driver (Uber)
No, that's kind of religious fact in Philippine. I think they don't like abortion stuff.
53:27
Marlon
I swear we, you and...
53:30
Driver (Uber)
I think that's a big deal in Philippine.
53:31
Marlon
Y'all did an abortion a couple years ago, no?
53:34
Drew (?)
What the fuck is he talking about?
53:35
Marlon
Wasn't it a couple years ago?
53:38
Marlon
you and your cousin
53:39
Drew (?)
My cousin?
53:40
Marlon
Oh, sorry, that's like, okay, yeah, come on back.
53:45
Marlon
Um, but no, sir. Um, yeah, it's good that you've been traveling, honestly.
53:49
Driver (Uber)
I never married though, that's why.
53:51
Marlon
You never got married?
53:53
Driver (Uber)
I'm not that young though. I'm, I become 49 right now.
53:55
Marlon
now. Oh, wow.
53:57
Driver (Uber)
I look young maybe.
53:58
Marlon
You look very young, yeah, yeah.
53:59
Driver (Uber)
I used to be much younger before I lost the houses. I lost three house in Florida.
54:03
Drew (?)
Holy shit.
54:04
Jason (?)
this
54:04
Driver (Uber)
an army? No, no, financial crisis. Oh, sorry. Ah,
54:08
Drew (?)
Ah, the Great Depression?
54:10
Driver (Uber)
Not the Great
54:11
Jason (?)
Great Depression
54:12
Driver (Uber)
Great Depression was in He just said he just said
54:14
Jason (?)
just said he just said
54:17
Driver (Uber)
Great Depression was
54:20
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, year of like, uh, years
54:25
Marlon
What you mean, G?
54:26
Drew (?)
He always makes it up.
54:27
Driver (Uber)
But the second biggest deal actually, that
54:33
Jason (?)
Yeah, so basically what happened back in Florida, it was, it was called a recession.
54:37
Driver (Uber)
No, no, no.
54:38
Marlon
That's the Boston Tea Party.
54:39
Driver (Uber)
Florida was the worst state in the whole country with the mortgage crisis
54:43
Jason (?)
recession.
54:44
Driver (Uber)
Especially where we live, next to NASA, they shut down the NASA, lay off everybody. It become like a ghost town, like, you know, Daytona Beach. Otherwise very nice area, close to Orlando, you know.
54:56
Drew (?)
Yeah, but I feel like you lived like thirty different lives, sir.
55:00
Driver (Uber)
No, why? Because you've
55:01
Marlon
Because you've been in so many places. So much
55:03
Jason (?)
experience. Yeah, been around.
55:05
Driver (Uber)
I'm single myself and I spend my money wisely though. And I don't do drugs, no alcohol.
55:10
Marlon
Always been single?
55:11
Driver (Uber)
Never married.
55:12
Jason (?)
Sir, question.
55:12
Driver (Uber)
I used to have girlfriend, of course.
55:14
Jason (?)
mind if I have a piece of candy? I haven't had one yet.
55:15
Driver (Uber)
That's why I put it there. You guys can't have it.
55:19
Drew (?)
I mean, you've had like five.
55:24
Marlon
I mean, you got the sugar factory in front of you. You know what I mean?
55:29
Driver (Uber)
You say you play the game, like your season didn't start?
55:33
Marlon
started, but um.
55:34
Jason (?)
They lost the first game.
55:36
Marlon
We lost our first game, actually.
55:37
Jason (?)
Who'd you guys lose to again?
55:37
Marlon
Actually yesterday.
55:38
Jason (?)
Who'd you guys lose to again?
55:40
Marlon
Steelers.
55:41
Driver (Uber)
How old are you?
55:41
Jason (?)
Oh, Steelers.
55:42
Marlon
Yeah.
55:43
Driver (Uber)
What? How old are you?
55:44
Marlon
Uh, years young. Wow.
55:47
Driver (Uber)
Just like Jake and them.
55:48
Marlon
Exactly, yeah. We're like the same draft class.
55:51
Driver (Uber)
class.
55:52
Jason (?)
He went undrafted though.
55:53
Driver (Uber)
What is your full name? Let me see.
55:56
Marlon
Uh, it's Marlon. M-A-N-C. Uh, sorry, um, M-A-R-L-O-N. R? Yeah, yeah. I went undrafted though, so I don't really. Yeah, L-O-N. Okay.
56:11
Marlon
Uh, and then, uh
56:14
Driver (Uber)
Not Malon Brando, right?
56:15
Marlon
Garcia. Garcia.
56:16
Driver (Uber)
Not Malon Brando, right?
56:17
Marlon
Yeah, yeah, that's where my mom got it from actually. Yeah.
56:21
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, that's me.
56:22
Marlon
Yeah, that's
56:23
Driver (Uber)
Internet personality, Marlon.
56:25
Marlon
I don't know why they put that. It's
56:27
Drew (?)
'cause.
56:27
Driver (Uber)
You from Sweden though?
56:29
Marlon
Yeah, yeah.
56:30
Driver (Uber)
Really? My cousin also is Swedish.
56:32
Drew (?)
Oh.
56:32
Marlon
You have cousins all over the place.
56:34
Driver (Uber)
no, no. I have a big family.
56:36
Marlon
That's what I'm saying, me too, yeah.
56:37
Driver (Uber)
No, they're in finance and they live in Frankfurt right now.
56:40
Marlon
nice.
56:41
Driver (Uber)
Alex is his name.
56:42
Drew (?)
No, sir, you should go to images.
56:43
Driver (Uber)
He used to work for the Swedish government though.
56:45
Marlon
Oh, really?
56:46
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, he was doing like, you know, how to say, financial, like hedge fund stuff. Okay,
56:51
Marlon
nice.
56:53
Driver (Uber)
But they live in Germany. They used to live in London, so.
56:55
Jason (?)
Have you heard of the vet, sir?
56:57
Driver (Uber)
What is that? The
56:58
Jason (?)
The vet.
56:59
Driver (Uber)
No.
56:59
Jason (?)
The brand? He does modeling too, so he's a model. I can't see
57:02
Driver (Uber)
I can't see that.
57:03
Jason (?)
all three
57:04
Drew (?)
of us, nah.
57:06
Jason (?)
Me too,
57:06
Marlon
No, not really.
57:07
Driver (Uber)
Nah, not really. Online character, probably something else.
57:11
Jason (?)
You should go to images, sir. Go to images on his page right there.
57:13
Driver (Uber)
I like Norway better than Sweden.
57:15
Marlon
Oh, come on, sir. I've
57:17
Driver (Uber)
been there four times. I love it though.
57:18
Drew (?)
What?
57:19
Driver (Uber)
Because I get connection flight. I usually stop by Germany, but lately I've been Norway.
57:24
Marlon
Oh, yeah.
57:25
Driver (Uber)
I like Norway. I drive all the way to Troms.
57:29
Marlon
I don't know who that is on
57:30
Driver (Uber)
that is on the left.
57:31
Marlon
Yeah, I don't know who that is on the left. Yeah
57:34
Drew (?)
that's me.
57:34
Driver (Uber)
Little picture of shirt off. He said maybe you know my friend is a very big model, Alion. Alion?
57:38
Drew (?)
yeah,
57:38
Marlon
Alion. Oh yeah, Alion. Remember that's the guy who are in French.
57:42
Driver (Uber)
Senegal.
57:43
Marlon
Senegal, that's what it is.
57:44
Driver (Uber)
I know, I take care of his family.
57:47
Drew (?)
Senegalese.
57:48
Driver (Uber)
This guy.
57:52
Marlon
How do you like know so many people and stuff?
57:54
Driver (Uber)
I fuck a lot though. Alion.
57:56
Drew (?)
Oh yeah.
57:57
Driver (Uber)
You see? He follow me too.
57:58
Drew (?)
too.
57:58
Jason (?)
Oh yeah
58:00
Driver (Uber)
Very good friend. Very good.
58:04
Driver (Uber)
He's a big model though. Like you know Louis Vuitton, all this brand.
58:08
Marlon
Yeah.
58:10
Jason (?)
I'm a retired NBA player.
58:13
Marlon
I don't know, he likes to talk a lot. I don't know.
58:15
Jason (?)
likes to talk a lot. I
58:15
Driver (Uber)
When you say the mid player...
58:17
Jason (?)
I used to be an NBA
58:18
Driver (Uber)
best friend like brother, he work with Jason though. Jason Tatum.
58:21
Jason (?)
Oh yeah, that's my boy. That's my boy Jason. I used to play with LeBron back in the day. My name's Mike Bibby. Mike Bibby's money.
58:27
Marlon
You know who Mike Bibby is?
58:29
Driver (Uber)
I can't remember.
58:30
Jason (?)
That's me, Mike Bibby.
58:33
Driver (Uber)
No, what's
58:35
Driver (Uber)
I know one
58:38
Driver (Uber)
No, no, no. Who the fuck is Mike Hawk?
58:42
Driver (Uber)
Fucking with me, you see?
58:48
Driver (Uber)
Free to do that, no problem.
58:50
Marlon
problem.
58:51
Driver (Uber)
I'm a good person. As long as you don't disrespect, I'm fine.
58:56
Drew (?)
Of course.
58:58
Marlon
Come on Jay, let's do it.
58:59
Drew (?)
Mike Hawk is a professional basketball player. Oh
59:01
Marlon
is. Yeah, he is. Yeah.
59:03
Driver (Uber)
But I used to know the Turkish guy, Hedo Turkoglu, because when I used to live in Florida, I'm lucky I watch like LeBron, Kobe, everyone. Because one of my best friend, he's a seven footer, he was in the Turkish national team. So they used to give me field codes. So free to watch from behind the bench. And I have one Italian customer, they have a betting company in Savona, Liguria near Milan. He come over here every year. And I'm lucky to like, he got me a ticket too, so I go watch the game again.
59:32
Jason (?)
something.
59:33
Marlon
Let me ask you something.
59:34
Jason (?)
You probably seen me play then, Mike Bibby.
59:36
Marlon
Don't worry about it.
59:37
Driver (Uber)
But I don't know them. What?
59:38
Marlon
Beşiktaş or?
59:40
Driver (Uber)
Beşiktaş, yeah.
59:41
Marlon
Beşiktaş, huh?
59:42
Driver (Uber)
You see my father jersey?
59:43
Marlon
Oh yeah, Beşiktaş.
59:44
Driver (Uber)
I born in Beşiktaş.
59:45
Marlon
Oh, I like that. I'm Beşiktaş too.
59:47
Driver (Uber)
I born in Beşiktaş and my father was fighting for Beşiktaş, you understand?
59:50
Marlon
Mm. Oh yeah.
59:52
Driver (Uber)
Because Beşiktaş people confuse. Beşiktaş is BJK means Beşiktaş Gymnastic Club. Ah. Beşiktaş just not like you know football.
Marlon x Lacy x Jason in New York (hour 4), Sep 15, 2026