Marlon x Lacy x Jason in New York (hour 4), Sep 15, 2026

September 15, 20261 h 00 min778 turns
Drew (?)Driver (Uber)MarlonJason (?)Speaker 5Jet (?)UnknownAnnouncement
00:00
Drew (?)
Okay, this is kind of normal.
00:02
Marlon
Okay, so wait, what does it say? Roasting good detective and recycled dildos? Wow. This made a dildo? This made a dildo. Okay.
00:13
Marlon
Wow. Recycled dildos. So... bro, imagine people like wearing people's fucking... Put the toy on. Put the toy on. Fuck it. Dog.
00:19
Drew (?)
What the fuck? What the fuck? No. No, I gotta read about this. No.
00:28
Marlon
In the stuffed animal version raccoon...
00:35
Marlon
What the fuck? What is this? Is this a sex... Miku is one of the most popular plush toys to modify with a placed hole. No, not the raccoon! No! Please! Please!
00:50
Drew (?)
Do not touch that fucking... Dog, you just touched it.
00:56
Drew (?)
This is actually... um...
01:01
Drew (?)
I ain't gonna lie, bro. Now how the fuck... Turn the light off? Alright, bet. I'm gonna turn the light off. No, no, oh my god, bro. What type of... what are you looking at? What is this? So they turned this bitch on and it just fucking just...
01:21
Drew (?)
What is this? What is this, bro? Like, why this shit freaky as This is scary. This is scary, bro.
01:31
Drew (?)
Okay, yeah, probably not. Okay, Playboy magazine, that's some normal shit.
01:36
Drew (?)
Oh, what is that?
01:40
Drew (?)
Oh, this some J-Dev shit. Wow, this is some
01:41
Marlon
fucking asante shit right here, bro. Yeah, right there. Right there.
01:47
Drew (?)
Uh-huh. Wow, wow. I ain't gonna lie, bro. Bro, I'm putting that shit up. What is this?
01:56
Drew (?)
Some animal shit, man.
02:03
Drew (?)
Yeah. Um, yeah. What the fuck? What type of fucking vibrator is that, bro?
02:08
Marlon
Slick Willie. You get a Slick Willie up here if you do J-J.
02:11
Drew (?)
What the fuck? Oh yeah, nah, I like this though. Oh my god, bro. Wait, did you sign that? We signed this, the paddle? What is it? Oh no, that's some freaky ass shit, bro. Whose names are on this, man? This is insane.
02:24
Marlon
Whose names are on this? Oh my god, Jay. What is this? You know what this is? What is that?
02:33
Marlon
Penis bones. No, it's Dennis Bones.
02:34
Drew (?)
Look at this. Penis bones. Holy... Walrus penis. Oh my god. Walrus penis, bro.
02:41
Drew (?)
For size reference.
02:42
Marlon
Is Dennis have a bigger penis than a walrus? That's crazy.
02:45
Drew (?)
Oh god, your shit's dead, bro. That's insane. You a fucking sword. Imagine putting my shit on a fucking plastic like this.
02:51
Drew (?)
Why would you, why does it be on... I mean, don't,
02:52
Marlon
don't come to this one. Oh my god. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:58
Marlon
Oh my god. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my god. Uh, wow. Yeah, I mean...
03:06
Drew (?)
Okay.
03:11
Drew (?)
Okay. What is this? Deep throat. How far does he go to untangle her taint?
03:19
Drew (?)
Okay, yeah, interesting. Yeah, okay.
03:26
Drew (?)
Yeah. Mm-hmm. This is odd. This is odd. Yeah. Ooh, wow. Oh wow, yeah, nah, this is... bro.
03:30
Drew (?)
They changed a lot of stuff. Oh my gosh, is this the world's... this is the world's first ever vibrator, bro. Oh my god, this is a vibrator for fucking... ...came up with that shit. That's some... yeah, bro. Like how was... how was... how was the first person to... how do like... how do you come? Like if you're the first person, like if you're Adam and Eve... ...never come to be. How do you know? Wow. How do you know?
04:06
Drew (?)
You are warned not to be streaming. Oh. Oh, is it okay if we record though?
04:09
Unknown
We just record, we're not streaming. Record? Recording is not streaming.
04:12
Drew (?)
Oh no, this is just recording.
04:13
Unknown
No, I guess not. Where? Well, I don't want to get recorded.
04:19
Unknown
no, no. Unfortunately,
04:21
Drew (?)
No, you're gonna have to get recorded. Oh, there's no chat, there's no chat. I'm recording. I thought we not stream.
04:23
Unknown
could record, but
04:26
Drew (?)
Wait, wait, wait. YouTube video is not... okay, it's fine. There's no...
04:29
Unknown
want to make content,
04:33
Drew (?)
If you you can reach out to our office. Ah, okay. Okay. Okay. We'll be on our way. On our... Very interesting, uh, area. Just trying to educate. I feel like we did this. Yeah, bro. That was a... that was a fun little lesson. Wow, that was a... that was... that was interesting. Educational, I would say.
05:00
Drew (?)
Yeah, man. I... I was educated. That was very educational. I was... I was more fascinated than anything.
05:07
Drew (?)
That was... that was fascinating, bro. What's up, dog?
05:12
Drew (?)
Yes, sir. Wow, that was a... that was fascinating.
05:27
Unknown
Yeah. Yep. Yeah.
05:34
Marlon
Okay. I mean, uh... Okay, we made it to the first floor. Dog, that was dog.
05:38
Drew (?)
fucking like interesting, That was interesting, bro.
05:41
Unknown
That was dead ass interesting. Fuck, bro. Got the... ooh. Help Lacey? What happened? Who the fuck Lacey? Who the fuck is our cameraman? Where's YBG? Where the fuck are they at? Refund? What happened?
06:03
Marlon
Check your... let me... I'm gonna check your stream. Let me check your stream. Okay. Let's see what Lacey could possibly need help with. Okay. Oh, nice. Remove plus.
06:16
Marlon
Wait, seen the same? How much up is it?
06:18
Drew (?)
Oh yeah, all the kids came too.
06:20
Drew (?)
Alright, do we go to him? Where's uh... oh God.
06:21
Marlon
Let me show you.
06:26
Marlon
Oh we gotta move out right now.
06:31
Marlon
We're sorry, we're sorry. Alright, do you know where he's at? Who's, who's? Jay Lee, Jay Lee for a picture. I don't know if we should go. It's just straight that way.
06:38
Drew (?)
Mom gonna wait for me to join court.
06:45
Marlon
To join court? Five million. Mom, can I get a photo?
06:48
Unknown
Yeah. Can I get a photo with you? Thank you so much.
06:56
Marlon
You can sign my yoga pants? Alright, we gotta go, we gotta go boys. Alright come on, let me do it quick, let me do it quick.
07:01
Drew (?)
Yo, where you at, where you at?
07:04
Drew (?)
Pull up on us. Thank you, thank you.
07:08
Drew (?)
Uh, we just need a, we just need an interview real quick.
07:19
Marlon
Yeah, yeah. Got you, bro. Yes sir. Alright, come on Jay, come on Jay.
07:23
Marlon
Bro, that was kind of like fire though. I can see why he went there. Come on, bro. That was like, it's kind of interesting. It's interesting. But that's not interesting, chat. Like I said, seeing like, like the actual, we saw the world's first vibrator. Bro. First ever.
07:38
Marlon
Like I wonder what woman that was, you know what I'm saying? First ever vibrator, dog.
07:44
Drew (?)
And it gets more interesting.
07:46
Marlon
Wait, so what's, what's on the floor above that one? It was like, more history.
07:48
Drew (?)
Really? Yeah. It's about like, but like some freaky history. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, come on. Jay, can I get a picture? Yeah. From yesterday, bro. I seen you on the truck yesterday, bro.
07:50
Marlon
Marlon, can I get a picture?
07:56
Marlon
Yo, Marlon, can I get a photo? Yeah, been a lot of shit going on. Yo, Jason, can you
08:05
Marlon
take my phone and can you model my phone?
08:11
Unknown
Can you model my phone?
08:12
Marlon
Yo, Marlon, can you model my phone? I can't, I can't. We gotta, we gotta keep it moving, bro. I'm
08:14
Drew (?)
sorry, bro. I'm sorry right now. Marlon, can I take it to the...
08:18
Unknown
Yo, Marlon. Marlon. Yo, let me, let me... I was about to show you...
08:24
Unknown
I can't right now, bro. I'm sorry, bro.
08:26
Marlon
Next time, maybe. I guess. Yo, yo, let me, let me, let me, let me post it on Instagram. Take my picture.
08:40
Jet (?)
Alright, just post it on Instagram. Take my picture. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, take my picture.
08:44
Drew (?)
So, like it's Lacey.
08:46
Unknown
What's up, Lacey? Hell yeah, Lacey. Can I get a photo?
08:51
Marlon
Sorry. Yo, who was that that's watching our stream?
08:54
Marlon
She did, she did. Y'all got kicked out? Yes. Oh.
08:56
Drew (?)
But you know what's crazy?
08:58
Marlon
What?
08:59
Drew (?)
It was actually good in there.
09:00
Marlon
It was actually fun as fuck. I'm not gonna lie. Dude.
09:04
Marlon
Damn, they just sold off a great segment, bro.
09:07
Drew (?)
Oh my god. Maybe we call the place and be like...
09:10
Marlon
Yeah. I mean, what if we talk to like the manager? Yes, but you should. That's great promo.
09:14
Unknown
Yeah. Bro, it's literally an educational museum. You wanna try? But like...
09:20
Marlon
Yeah, that's a good idea, bro. If y'all, if y'all... Bro, if it was, bro, if it was good in there, then yeah, it's worth it. And Jay, tell them like, yeah, if you could talk to the manager or whatever. You know what I mean? We can change the channel. It was hype in there.
09:28
Marlon
Alright, where, where's Lacey at?
09:33
Marlon
Uh, he's right in front of us, right in front of us. Oh, look, we're going right towards him. Right here, right here.
09:39
Drew (?)
Yo, bro, can I get a photo?
09:46
Drew (?)
Lacey!
09:52
Drew (?)
Oh my god. Look, let me show you Lacey. I ain't gonna lie bro, this city might blow up tonight bro. Good game. My guy got the big three, it's the big three.
09:57
Drew (?)
Yo, we missed it bro. Got kicked out but it was generations.
10:00
Drew (?)
This shit never coming off, huh?
10:20
Drew (?)
You slept in that shit too? Yeah, I fucked it up.
10:26
Drew (?)
What is that? So what's our plan bro? Because...
10:31
Jason (?)
We got mad side characters.
10:39
Drew (?)
So we need a plan. Wait, can I get one photo? Music playing, shit, it's a whole party here.
10:48
Unknown
Okay so what's the plan bro? What's your sugar spot bro?
10:50
Speaker 5
Sugar museum or some shit. Y'all should go to the museum.
10:52
Drew (?)
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
10:54
Speaker 5
Chill, chill, chill.
11:00
Drew (?)
What about Jet, bro? He's an ass, he's an ass.
11:06
Speaker 5
Yo, you want this? Where the fuck is your shirt? In my bag. Yo, you want it again? Nah, I'm playing, I'm playing.
11:24
Drew (?)
So what we doing today, bro?
11:27
Unknown
Yeah, yeah, flip, flip.
11:31
Speaker 5
So what we doing?
11:32
Drew (?)
Right now Jet is talking to the manager at the... It's actually good to get in there.
11:42
Drew (?)
Like we saw the world's first vibrator.
11:46
Speaker 5
First one ever created.
11:59
Drew (?)
Hey, right there. We just need to hop in that enclosed area and reset, bro.
12:13
Drew (?)
Taxi!
12:16
Jet (?)
This is my biggest fear.
12:20
Drew (?)
Hold on, let me get your hand.
12:30
Unknown
Fuck, bro.
12:32
Drew (?)
We're getting attacked. Okay, let's go down there.
12:38
Unknown
Losing you is my biggest fear.
12:50
Drew (?)
Wiping all my eyes and it's tears. Still banging, bro.
12:52
Unknown
So we just going...
12:57
Drew (?)
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, one second, one second, one second.
13:08
Drew (?)
Yo, you're a fat piece of shit. What? Look, dumbass.
13:10
Unknown
What do we do, bro? What do we do, bro?
13:12
Drew (?)
I mean, bro, if we get a little blacked out... Hey, bro, that's still in there, so maybe like... Maybe something is cooking up right now.
13:18
Marlon
He's taking some numbers, I'm seeing, I'm seeing, Jay, I'm seeing. You see it? I'm seeing it right through it, yep. You see it?
13:27
Unknown
Yeah, I think, I think, I think we're about to get good news.
13:29
Drew (?)
I think we're about to get good news, yeah, yeah. Yo, I'm overstimulated
13:31
Drew (?)
as we speak. Oh no, me too. Oh no, that's true. Bro, it's a lot, it's a lot, bro. That's what happened at Times Square, it was fucking with my brain. Who's calling JD?
13:36
Drew (?)
Lacey, how many likes you gonna put on this?
13:41
Drew (?)
What? Yo, I ain't gonna lie, these kids wildin', bro. Yo, I think we camp in the dispensary, bro. No, no, look, right there. Jay is in there right there.
13:50
Drew (?)
Oh, Jay! Good news! Wait, they said no filming?
13:57
Jet (?)
well they basically,
14:04
Drew (?)
I'm gonna, they got my, they got my... I got this.
14:08
Jet (?)
Yo, we're in the middle of the street. This guy's screaming, "Ora."
14:13
Drew (?)
I got this, yo. Guys, don't worry.
14:14
Unknown
I'll tell him it's Lacey here, guys.
14:15
Drew (?)
Hey, boss.
14:17
Drew (?)
Lacey, stop, Lacey, stop. You're gonna ruin our chances, bro, 'cause we already... Lacey, Lacey.
14:21
Unknown
No, you fat piece of shit.
14:24
Jet (?)
Come back, come back, come back. Fucking Marlin, go.
14:28
Jet (?)
No, save Marlin. No, save Marlin.
14:32
Drew (?)
We gotta move, we gotta move, Lacey, Lacey, come on.
14:35
Jet (?)
Marlin.
14:44
Unknown
Oh, we got two cameramen, okay, nice.
14:46
Unknown
Yo, yo, yo.
14:50
Marlon
Hey, hey, hey! We can't get in here. They can't get in here. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
14:54
Marlon
Yeah, we have to get in here.
14:58
Unknown
No, they can't get in here. Oh, wait. Hey, just... Wait, is this a dispensary? Please let us in!
15:02
Drew (?)
Yeah, that will work. That will fucking work.
15:06
Marlon
Let us in, let us in.
15:13
Drew (?)
Yo, Lexi, can you shout out my friend?
15:16
Drew (?)
Shout out Lexi. Thank you, bro. Oh my gosh. What the fuck?
15:20
Unknown
Can you shout out Lexi? Bro, shout out. They can't get in here. Oh my god. Bro, I got it. I'm here. I'm here.
15:26
Drew (?)
Marley, get a second. Just me, just me. No, Victoria Lane. It's me, I'm right here. Us three, us three, us three. Us four, yeah. We have money, we have money. We'll buy out all the joints, we'll buy everything. I'll buy the whole store.
15:35
Unknown
I'll buy the whole shit.
15:38
Drew (?)
I'll pay the rent.
15:39
Unknown
Oh god, oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh, I got a gun. Oh, he's pulling out a gun. Oh shit. We're good. We're good. Marley, right there.
15:55
Marlon
Happy weight, bro. Watch out, watch out. We need to get in somewhere and regroup. You ever been to like Iron Man's here, man?
16:00
Marlon
Uh, probably not. Nah, but you know what I'm saying, just being honest, you know what I mean?
16:06
Marlon
Yeah. Just tell him because he's a bitch. Huh? Say it because he's a bitch. Nah, he's not a bitch, you know what I'm saying, but I already
16:15
Jet (?)
got someone that... Taxi! Taxi!
16:21
Drew (?)
Yeah, nice. Everybody yell at taxi, bro. What the fuck you think it is, a seater? What the fuck? Hey!
16:34
Drew (?)
Can you lock it? Hey, we're going to the store to reset. Time... rewind... just you and I...
16:52
Marlon
Favorite. Lacey, Lacey.
16:54
Drew (?)
Lacey, come on, Lacey. I like it, be stuck here.
16:58
Drew (?)
Yo, Jace, can I get a photo? Oh, there's a sidekick right here. Jace can go get a little sidekick chat. Oh, that's hard.
17:09
Unknown
Hey, hey, hey, close the door. Wait for Lacey to close it. Yes, yes.
17:17
Drew (?)
Oh my god, safe house!
17:18
Jet (?)
Yo, this is like fucking Call of Duty Zombies, bro. We're stuck in here.
17:22
Drew (?)
Bro. We're literally surrounded.
17:24
Unknown
We're gonna reboot, chat.
17:25
Marlon
We gotta reboot, bro. We got a system. Pick us up right here.
17:27
Unknown
But we're not going though.
17:28
Drew (?)
One, I don't know how long it would take. Two, that's annoying. I'm gonna text him right now.
17:33
Jet (?)
Oh, editor, okay. What you texting your editor for, bro? I mean, we could order Uber Black, you know
17:35
Jet (?)
what I'm saying? Wait, wait, Jace. So what did the people say?
17:47
Jet (?)
Uh, I'm emailing right now, but they have my phone me if their management...
17:55
Marlon
number, so they're gonna text
18:15
Marlon
But do they sound positive or like nah, honestly?
18:20
Drew (?)
The people that were there want you guys to go, but there's a certain person that has to come through and like approve everything. really want you guys to go. I mean, bro, if we get that cleared... Hey, that's fun. That was actually fun as fuck. He dead got scared by big ass dildo though. No, I ain't gonna lie, bro, there was a fucking power drill with a dildo attached to it. I saw that. I literally saw that. I saw it pinned
18:24
Unknown
Okay, okay, okay. They seem like they
18:33
Marlon
to it. I got scared, man. I dropped the phone. I seen it drop. I dropped the phone. Yours got even smaller too when you got scared.
18:36
Drew (?)
Bro, no, I just seen a power drill attached to a dildo. Never in my life have I seen that. Yes, like an actual power drill. I ain't gonna lie though, it's triple my size though. Yo, um... So what are we
18:44
Drew (?)
gonna do? Look behind us, bro. All right, we could call Black.
18:48
Marlon
Shit, do y'all have protein smoothies?
18:52
Jet (?)
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. If y'all can, that'd be amazing.
18:56
Jet (?)
Y'all have like a little low, like low calorie protein smoothie?
19:03
Drew (?)
Yeah.
19:12
Marlon
Appreciate it, bro.
19:15
Marlon
Um, listen, we gotta we gotta figure out a a way to a way to like get new money. Fuck that. Uh, well, they
19:22
Drew (?)
see how like a sugar factory? There's also another...
19:30
Marlon
Is that actually bigger though? There's another spot. Um, I I uh...
19:33
Marlon
Bro, I heard there's a spot. It's a uh abandoned train station.
19:39
Drew (?)
Okay. What y'all gonna do there?
19:43
Drew (?)
I don't know. Listen, there's another factory called the Color Factory.
19:46
Marlon
Bro, I don't give a fuck about a color factory. What do you want me to do? What do you want me to say?
19:49
Drew (?)
There's a lot of like balloons and shit.
19:52
Marlon
Oh, I do see that. Okay.
19:53
Drew (?)
Or we could go to this place called Beat the Bomb. Beat the Bomb? That's fire. That shit's fire.
19:58
Marlon
What is that? What is that?
20:00
Drew (?)
An escape room? I don't
20:06
Marlon
know what it is. It's like an amusement center. Oh, is it like an escape room? That'd
20:08
Drew (?)
be kind of fun. I don't think it's an escape room. I think it's like they like get dirty.
20:17
Marlon
Dirty? I don't fucking know, bro. Balloon Museum? I have heard about that, I think.
20:20
Drew (?)
There's a fucking balloon, bro. And there's a museum for everything here.
20:25
Marlon
But those protein shits is kind of good, bro. I'm gonna make you a strong New Yorker. It's fire. A strong New Yorker? Yeah, you got creatine, protein. It's like banana, strawberry.
20:34
Drew (?)
Wait, is that protein?
20:38
Jet (?)
Yeah. Wait, can I get one too? Yeah, I got you. Wait, let me get one too, boss. Appreciate that.
20:42
Drew (?)
Go to the Wax Museum. Is that in New York?
20:45
Marlon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:46
Unknown
Is that on um... is that just... what's the main... what's the main area? Times Square? Times Square. Oh. Times Square is full
20:52
Drew (?)
of life, bro. Actually, the overstimulation there will be bad.
20:59
Marlon
Damn, I haven't been to Ireland in a long time. Like this. I forgot how bad it is, bro. Bro, I feel
21:04
Unknown
like New York's one of the worst places, lowkey. Because there's just so many people on the streets. Like everyone walks.
21:09
Marlon
Like you just gotta swim in a pool. Like I'm in New York.
21:11
Drew (?)
Suki. Is he still eating, you think?
21:14
Drew (?)
Yes, bro, for sure. Did he take a shower? So you think they're gonna watch us? They're just staying outside. Hey, can I just pay for for everything?
21:22
Drew (?)
these after when we pay
21:24
Marlon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:32
Drew (?)
Thanks, bro. What the fuck? Are we in the
21:33
Marlon
fucking Wax Museum ourselves or what's going on here, boys? Hey?
21:39
Marlon
I've never been to the Wax Museum. I don't know if it's like interesting or not, but... The Sex Museum? No, Wax Museum.
21:46
Drew (?)
I heard it was... huh? Wait, Suki's been outside, bro.
21:51
Drew (?)
Who's he outside with? That's a lot of water. He's with TJR, bro. Where? I don't know.
21:59
Jason (?)
Alright, where are we going, bro? They're still out there.
22:03
Unknown
Nah. Should we call an Uber?
22:06
Drew (?)
Probably a good idea,
22:08
Jet (?)
bro. To where?
22:13
Jason (?)
Whatever. Sex Museum said no. We could go, I'm just saying we could go to the Sugar Factory. I'ma mash out.
22:19
Marlon
We can go to the Sugar Factory, we go to the Color Factory.
22:22
Jason (?)
What is the Color Factory?
22:24
Marlon
It's like Willy Wonka there or some shit, like why is it fucking funny? Yo, Sugar Factory. What's that even about?
22:37
Jason (?)
Uh, basically it's like a big, imagine a mall but it's just a candy store. You just want to
22:40
Marlon
go to a candy store. You just buy infinite candy, bro.
22:48
Marlon
That's not a factory, that's a store. No, what's the factory part? It's a factory built out of sugar. So if I go there, there'll be sugar on the walls. There'll be sugar
22:58
Marlon
on the walls. Uh, no, it's like infinite candy you can get. Yo, have you guys ate anything else but you today? I'm genuinely wondering. Oh.
23:01
Drew (?)
No, nothing New York has done. No, I haven't
23:02
Jason (?)
though. I drove an hour, I didn't eat all day, so I went and got food, and then I was on my way to you guys, and the pizza shop owner came out and was like, hey, you want a free slice of pizza? A hungry man doesn't pass up free food. So I went to the store.
23:13
Drew (?)
Alright bet, I'm about to get an Uber to the Sugar Factory. And what happened to my McDonald's?
23:17
Marlon
McDonald's? Yeah, I'm gonna. Uh, I had to get breakfast. Oh, let me, I need my bag. What I got in my pocket right now? I like that. I like that.
23:28
Drew (?)
How the fuck you spawn in with that?
23:29
Jason (?)
I like that part, I like that. What do you mean I like that? You probably ate bitches. Got my hoodies?
23:33
Drew (?)
What's up with this fit, bro? Ew. Ew.
23:36
Drew (?)
Ew, I keep kissing it. Ew. Nice to be drinking soda for real. Relax, relax. What does that mean? Like help me
23:41
Drew (?)
out too with like your like. Can I get a little. Why are y'all getting
23:43
Marlon
stopped? Why are y'all getting stopped, bro? Is Uber on his way? Yeah. How long, how long? It's outside. It's here? But wait, we gotta wait for our food. Do y'all
24:19
Drew (?)
have a back entrance?
24:25
Drew (?)
A back and a.
24:31
Jason (?)
Okay, it is prebiotic. It is prebiotic.
24:34
Marlon
Oh, I'm being Scoober. Huh? I'm being Scoober.
24:38
Drew (?)
Huh? I'm chilling.
24:42
Marlon
Wait, so what? Silky just walking around? Silky just walking around.
24:44
Drew (?)
What does that mean, y'all chat? Nah, must be nice. Must be nice, Silky, not getting
24:47
Jet (?)
bothered, huh? Must be nice. So somebody's mom
24:49
Marlon
pulled up, bro. Hold on, give me a second. I ain't gonna lie, that was hard. On the beach, bro? You didn't time out, I'm not your artist.
24:53
Drew (?)
I can't do that. That's a chrome. That's a chrome piece, bro.
24:55
Jason (?)
How much, uh, how much
24:59
Drew (?)
is that? Glasses? Wait, how much the whole fit matter of fact? Uh... Talk to me. So this just, this jacket right here, I don't know if you can see. Get the flashlight real quick.
25:02
Marlon
No, no, I can see it. Look at it right here. See the flashlight jacket right there. part? See right there? That's all chrome design
25:08
Drew (?)
on the entire
25:14
Marlon
Okay. And then, what does it say on the back? What does it say
25:17
Jason (?)
on the back? It says chrome heart.
25:20
Drew (?)
Chrome hearts. Read the
25:21
Jason (?)
last line. It says fuck you on it. That's why I said all you who don't have chrome, fuck you.
25:30
Jason (?)
Wow. This was six thousand, uh, haven't taken it off since the day I got it. Oh god. These are chrome glasses. Try it. Archon. That was one, two thousand? Six, it's Archon, six hundred. Yeah. Six thousand dollar chrome Archon. Yes, yes. Dog. And these are, uh, chrome glasses right here.
25:50
Jason (?)
Yeah, I see it. Yeah, very well.
25:53
Jason (?)
These are cheap, cheap. How much?
25:55
Jason (?)
Huh? How much? Two hundred.
26:01
Drew (?)
What? A what? I may got three and a half. Oh, so good. He can get the other half.
26:03
Jason (?)
For the glasses, what were they? They completed the fit. Four thousand? I ain't gonna lie, bro, you... You paid crypto? Yeah.
26:06
Drew (?)
Nah, crypto money is not real money, so you're good. Holy fuck.
26:16
Drew (?)
We did the...
26:18
Jason (?)
We did the... I actually W man.
26:21
Marlon
You did, actually. What kind of shit? Did you pay
26:23
Drew (?)
for the dinner? What's in it exactly?
26:41
Marlon
Um, strawberries, uh, bananas, frozen strawberries. Okay. There's no creatine right now, but I put protein smoothie, I put ice, um, banana.
26:45
Drew (?)
Also peanut butter in there. Okay. Yeah, pretty much it. Thank you, bro. Appreciate that, buddy. Mmm. How is it? Pretty good. Thank you, bro. Thank you, man.
26:48
Unknown
W's, bro.
26:49
Drew (?)
Mmm. Let me pay for it. No, no, no. I paid for both. I paid for both. I paid for both.
26:51
Unknown
That's what it's about, bro. That's it.
26:58
Unknown
Appreciate it, bro. I want to try that for one.
27:09
Drew (?)
Thank you, bro. Thank you for closing us down. Of course, bro. And I mean... is it is it milk?
27:24
Unknown
Yeah, it's coconut milk. Coconut milk? Okay.
27:32
Drew (?)
I thought you said fucking dumbass. Like, look at you.
27:36
Drew (?)
So final final total is what, boy? Uh, twenty twenty dollars. Is that a monkey?
27:37
Jet (?)
Are you deadass? I ain't gonna lie, if you don't smack the shit out of him... It's a fucking monkey!
27:40
Jet (?)
What the fuck do you mean if I don't smack the shit out of him? What do you mean?
27:42
Unknown
Bro, what does that microaggression mean? Seriously?
27:45
Drew (?)
Talk about talk about Lacey.
27:48
Drew (?)
I know. Hey, the Uber's outside, shall we?
27:51
Unknown
Let's hit the road, boys. Yo, can I get a
27:53
Drew (?)
picture with all y'all? Of course, bro. Yo, what a fucking song, by the way.
27:58
Unknown
Mhm. Can I get a picture with y'all?
28:09
Speaker 5
Thank y'all, bro. Appreciate it.
28:15
Speaker 5
Love it. Have a good rest
28:16
Drew (?)
of your trip. Have a good flight back. Hey Jack! Let's go, we out. Likewise. Immediate right, it's a suburban, black suburban, black truck.
28:22
Jason (?)
Listen, hey, no pictures and you guys are YouTube, okay? Hey boys, boys, boys. I got
28:24
Speaker 5
this, all right? Talk to me, talk to me. No pictures. I gotta lock it. Okay. Oh. Boys, I
28:38
Jet (?)
got this, all right? Talk to me, listen.
28:39
Speaker 5
I got this. You got this? All right, bro, good luck.
28:45
Unknown
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Of course, bro.
28:47
Jet (?)
Thank you, bro. Enjoy. Thank you. Have a good day, man. You too. Have a good flight back, all of y'all. Thank you, man. Thank you, Josh. All right, everybody! In the Uber,
28:53
Jet (?)
y'all should switch to Drew because he's gonna sit in the front seat.
28:56
Jet (?)
Thank you, thank you. No Mar, no Mar, no pictures, Mar.
28:59
Jet (?)
No, no, no, no.
29:02
Jet (?)
No Mar. Marlon is compromised. You're also compromised.
29:06
Jet (?)
No, Marlon is compromised.
29:10
Speaker 5
Of course you can get one, bro.
29:12
Unknown
Thank you.
29:20
Drew (?)
on my phone, No pictures Jason. I forgot about this. Jason, I forgot about this. I'm not afraid about this.
29:38
Drew (?)
Uh, it's T737. Probably that one
29:42
Marlon
over the street. Where the fuck is Marlon? Say you a asshole.
29:45
Unknown
Wait, wait, wait. Tell me about my lawyer, what you told him. Yo. I told my soul. What? My lawyer, yeah. Oh, so what the fuck?
29:49
Drew (?)
Is that why you stopped?
29:49
Jet (?)
Car's coming, car's coming.
29:52
Drew (?)
Hey, get out the street, kids. Y'all gonna get ran over.
30:01
Speaker 5
Jason, how many likes, bro? Give me money, son. Wait, what? Yo, give me money. Ten likes, ten likes, ten. Thank you, bro. Oh my god. Jason, you from Tel Aviv?
30:07
Unknown
Yo! What the fuck? Yo! What are you talking about?
30:16
Unknown
Peace out, peace out. No, bro.
30:18
Speaker 5
Drew. Come on, bro. Drew. Hold up, hold up. Can I get one more photo? You good, Marlon? Can I get a sign?
30:24
Jet (?)
Drew, Drew, you're not gonna sit in the front?
30:30
Jet (?)
Marlon, y'all want a photo? Okay. Huh? Get in the front. Yeah, yeah, okay, bet. Yeah, yeah,
30:34
Speaker 5
I'm about to hop in.
30:35
Jet (?)
What's up, YG? What's up, bro?
30:37
Unknown
Is it okay if I sit here?
30:38
Driver (Uber)
Okay. Take your bag off.
30:44
Drew (?)
Yeah.
30:55
Marlon
Where's Jet? Jet, you're good. Jet, come in. We're going to Times Square. Oh yeah, we're going to Times Square. Times Square. Hey, so y'all going to Times Square, right? Times Square, Times Square. Thanks a lot, dude. What's up, my face, bro?
31:07
Drew (?)
We're going to Times Square, guys. See y'all at Times Square. Holy shit, bro.
31:12
Marlon
bro. I brought it to the sh- I All right, I I aimed it to the Sugar Factory. Dog. Boys. Oh my, I'm- Should we have a little suck on that? I'm not gonna lie, a little sucker right now. Suck on it a little bit. Dog, sir, sorry about that. Thank you so much for-
31:20
Driver (Uber)
No problem.
31:21
Marlon
Appreciate that, sir.
31:24
Driver (Uber)
I just don't want damage in the vehicle. Yeah, yeah. I work with the New York Giants football players.
31:27
Marlon
Oh, you work with the New York Giants football players? Oh, so you know how it is then being me. Okay.
31:31
Driver (Uber)
Who are you?
31:32
Jason (?)
He's a- he plays for the Chargers.
31:33
Driver (Uber)
Chargers?
31:34
Marlon
Yeah.
31:35
Driver (Uber)
I work with the Jackson, Roy.
31:37
Marlon
Oh, that's my boy! My quarterback.
31:39
Driver (Uber)
They call me sometimes. Wait, wait, wait, DeSean Love? Yeah. Oh my god, wow. That's
31:44
Marlon
that's so random.
31:44
Driver (Uber)
Javon Holland. I used to work with the Darnay Holmes.
31:48
Marlon
Oh yeah, Holland, yeah.
31:49
Jason (?)
end, tight end.
31:49
Driver (Uber)
No, Darnay. The tight
31:51
Marlon
Yeah, Darnay, the tight end. That's the-
31:53
Driver (Uber)
He went to Las Vegas.
31:54
Marlon
Yeah, former, yeah, former.
31:57
Jason (?)
You ever worked with the um- you ever worked with- he's a he's a famous model, his name's Lacey? No, no.
32:01
Driver (Uber)
No.
32:14
Drew (?)
So we're actually going to the Sugar Factory right now? Yeah, I mean we can reroute to anywhere. What? Like you didn't even
32:17
Marlon
know if this place is good? Is this a real place or are you taking me to like some Willy Wonka fucking bullshit right now? Brother, it's a
32:21
Jason (?)
store that just sells candy.
32:23
Marlon
Like look at you.
32:23
Drew (?)
So you just want to go to a candy shop.
32:26
Jason (?)
Take it to the candy shop. Oh my god. Let you lick my lollipop.
32:29
Drew (?)
Hey, I'm going to the Color Factory. What is the Color Factory? Bro, we hit it every goddamn time.
32:35
Marlon
I mean fuck it, yeah, let's hit every factory then.
32:37
Jason (?)
Oh wait, Oct asked what time we're coming by the way. Who? Oct.
32:41
Marlon
Are we going to Oct?
32:42
Jason (?)
That's what he asked.
32:44
Marlon
Why are you so close to his ear, bro? Because you didn't respond though. What's your problem? What do you mean, what do you
32:47
Jason (?)
mean, what do you mean?
32:49
Marlon
So is this a 10K calorie challenge today or what's going on here for you? They all texted the group
32:53
Jason (?)
chat and said, hey guys, can we have Oct today? I said yeah, let me.
32:57
Marlon
Okay, let's head after this then. Sir, sir, I rerouted it to
32:58
Drew (?)
the Color Factory.
33:02
Driver (Uber)
You changed it?
33:05
Drew (?)
Yes. I like colors.
33:06
Marlon
You like colors? What's your favorite color, bro? Um, blue.
33:11
Marlon
Okay, what's yours? Purple. Purple? That's just the worst selection I've ever heard in my life.
33:17
Jason (?)
Oh, what's yours?
33:20
Drew (?)
Chrome.
33:22
Marlon
Black. Black is not a color, bro. Wow, wow. Black is not a color. I mean that's one for Twitter. Exactly. Right there, I must say.
33:27
Drew (?)
Black is not a color. It is a word for like white.
33:30
Marlon
Black is beautiful.
33:31
Jason (?)
Black and white are both colors.
33:32
Marlon
Are you serious? Do not make it, do not make that
33:35
Jason (?)
a race thing. Black and white are both colors. Black is a shade, bro. No, black's a color. It's
33:40
Marlon
a beautiful color. Yeah, absolutely beautiful color.
33:43
Drew (?)
Beautiful. Black is not a color, it's a shade.
33:45
Marlon
Oh wow, shade in the mouth too, eh?
33:49
Jason (?)
just be segregating now. But
33:52
Jason (?)
I'll when he asked your favorite color, what you said blue, you didn't say a shade.
33:55
Drew (?)
blue is not a color, it's
33:57
Driver (Uber)
Blue is a color, not a shade. Where is Charger team located?
34:01
Driver (Uber)
So what? You play in Chargers, you said? I play in Chargers, yeah. Where is it located?
34:03
Marlon
You said what?
34:05
Driver (Uber)
Where is it located?
34:06
Marlon
Uh, Los Angeles, California. LA? Yeah.
34:10
Driver (Uber)
I'm not into American football so much.
34:12
Marlon
Oh, you don't follow it a lot?
34:13
Driver (Uber)
Nah, man. I'm a boxer. Oh, boxer? Yeah.
34:14
Marlon
Oh, you know boxers? I'm a boxer. Really?
34:16
Drew (?)
Yeah. Manny Pacquiao.
34:23
Driver (Uber)
I'm gonna tell you something but after that. Oh. You Pacquiao? Yeah, yeah. The one, no?
34:30
Driver (Uber)
Are you Pacquiao?
34:31
Jason (?)
Yes, yes.
34:33
Driver (Uber)
If I don't know Filipino, I'm gonna tell you Pacquiao but. Okay, yeah.
34:39
Driver (Uber)
Okay, yeah, yeah. I'm Filipino. That's your, that's your. That's your father?
34:44
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, that's my father, yeah. Oh, Pacquiao.
34:47
Driver (Uber)
Really? Yeah. Yeah. He's your father though? Yeah, yeah.
34:48
Unknown
Filipino.
34:49
Driver (Uber)
I have many Filipino friend, that's why I don't don't know him. It's it's Tagalog. Tagalog.
34:52
Marlon
Tagalog.
34:58
Driver (Uber)
Tagalog, yeah. Mahal kita. Mahal kita? You don't love me, man. I'm not a woman.
35:02
Jason (?)
Mas o menos!
35:05
Driver (Uber)
I have many friends in Australia, they're Filipino. Oh, okay.
35:11
Driver (Uber)
Let me see, you really his son.
35:16
Jason (?)
I'm pretty sure you know this song but.
35:19
Unknown
You know Manny?
35:20
Driver (Uber)
Can you show me the picture of Manny Pacquiao family? Yeah, I'll show you. One second. No, he's asking his uh ChatGPT. Oh wait.
35:24
Jason (?)
Probably shouldn't do this while you're driving. Yeah.
35:25
Driver (Uber)
There he's right there. Yeah, right there. On the right? Yeah, right there. That's me.
35:40
Jason (?)
That's when he's like a little younger, yeah. A little bit younger. He got a little... he lost weight.
35:41
Marlon
I lost some weight.
35:49
Driver (Uber)
Is that a boxing?
35:49
Jason (?)
In the back, in the back. This one?
35:50
Marlon
Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm.
35:52
Drew (?)
See, look at my smile. But I just recently shaved and I just started
35:55
Driver (Uber)
growing it out. I love him. He's a very good guy, sir.
35:58
Driver (Uber)
I respect him.
35:59
Drew (?)
Thank you. My father's a great guy.
36:01
Driver (Uber)
Yes.
36:02
Drew (?)
They should've... and my... I wish he
36:03
Driver (Uber)
become president in Philippines. Yeah. I miss him.
36:05
Drew (?)
Yeah, my dad's still running.
36:06
Marlon
They should've. Oh, is your dad running now?
36:08
Driver (Uber)
He run?
36:10
Marlon
Yeah, he's running.
36:11
Driver (Uber)
Oh, I didn't know your dad was running. But what happened, Duterte's daughter become president. I study politics, so. Yeah.
36:19
Driver (Uber)
And the... what was the female name? for America. Used to be problem, um...
36:24
Drew (?)
Nah.
36:27
Driver (Uber)
No? She have many shoes.
36:28
Marlon
Oh, that's what I was thinking of. Yeah. What's the female name? Oh, it's um... Paris Hilton?
36:34
Driver (Uber)
No, no, no. No, not Paris. They used to be president in Philippines. Oh, it used to be...
36:37
Drew (?)
It was uh... I'm trying to think.
36:45
Drew (?)
What was her name? I think it was like a... Bro, come on.
36:46
Jason (?)
I think it was...
36:48
Marlon
Your dad told us that one time. Slack, yeah. Slack.
36:49
Drew (?)
Marcos? Yeah. Ah, it was Marcos. Oh yeah, that's what it was. Ah, that's
36:51
Driver (Uber)
what it was. Their son president actually with that Duterte's daughter right now.
36:56
Marlon
Oh wow.
36:56
Drew (?)
Oh, got it.
37:04
Driver (Uber)
Don't look like him, but... I don't look like him? Nah. You sure?
37:08
Marlon
But he looks like a piece of shit, am I right?
37:11
Jason (?)
I mean those those pictures are from though. You know they say, they say that because
37:19
Driver (Uber)
he's he's mixed he's mixed with Asian so as he got older the Asian genes started to pick up a little bit. Yeah. What does that mean he makes...
37:25
Driver (Uber)
His wife and mother is Filipino though.
37:27
Marlon
That doesn't look like me? Really? Really though.
37:29
Driver (Uber)
Okay, what about now? What do you mean what about now? Like... fuck you mean? Show me a show me a picture with your father. My brother? No no no, with your father.
37:46
Driver (Uber)
You want you want... I bet. I got you on... I got you
37:53
Driver (Uber)
on one sec. Like a recent one? Yeah, I'll show I can I show you a recent one? This one when we was in uh Philippines real quick.
37:57
Driver (Uber)
Are you Filipino too, yeah? I'm half half half Filipino.
37:58
Unknown
Yeah, it's cousins. Oh! Is that a wolf? Is that a fucking wolf?
38:00
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, just...
38:01
Marlon
I'm a Turkish...
38:02
Unknown
that's our national stuff, so. Hello? Hi. Aleyküm selamün aleyküm abi. Kim bu? Aleyküm selam.
38:05
Driver (Uber)
Ben Can Can. Sen abi seninle konuşmuştum ben Ali Atalay abi. Ben şey... müşteri vardı arabada, arayacağım kardeşim, tamam mı? Ben text attım sana. Text. Arayacağım. Tamam abi, tamam. What's up man? I'm trying to find a picture right now. I'll send I'll I'll show you a picture as well. You you send him one?
38:28
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, I'm gonna send it to you. Where you guys supposed to Instagram?
38:31
Marlon
Um... nah, we was we was at uh... at the temple. I think it was a couple months ago here. This was
38:39
Marlon
when we... this when we was there like on the way. Literally on the way. It's on on the way. Literally. Like on the way to the castle.
38:52
Driver (Uber)
Wow. Yeah, I know. Crazy, right? I love your father though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a very good guy. Very good guy. I wish he could just, um, what was it again? I hope
39:02
Marlon
that's not the AI too. No, no, no. AI slap. He keep laughing, that's why. Oh, nah, nah. He can never be serious. He can never be serious. He loves talking about it. He always be bragging about it. That shit gets annoying, actually. I know, but it's
39:08
Drew (?)
my dad though. I have to brag.
39:14
Driver (Uber)
Yeah. This is my father. He passed away from Alzheimer's. Oh, so sorry. Oh, he was a boxer too? My father was one of the biggest boxers in Europe.
39:21
Drew (?)
Oh, wow.
39:23
Driver (Uber)
This is my dad. So sorry for your loss, sir. Sorry for your loss.
39:26
Driver (Uber)
My uncle was a national technique trainer in Turkey. I met with Felix Savon, like many, many professional, like Klitschko.
39:35
Driver (Uber)
Oh, Klitschko? Oh, wow. I used to be a translator too. I speak a little bit Spanish too, so. That's really cool.
39:39
Driver (Uber)
But I met a lot of big boxers.
39:41
Drew (?)
I'm from Spain, so.
39:42
Driver (Uber)
Huh?
39:42
Marlon
Yeah.
39:43
Driver (Uber)
What part? Malaga? Uh, Sisi.
39:48
Driver (Uber)
Where? Sisi. What is Sisi though?
39:49
Jason (?)
It's like a small town.
39:55
Jason (?)
What, what, what town are you in? I forgot when we was there. It was called... Sisi. It's like a what? No, no, no. It's a Sisi. Sisi's Pizza? no, no. Sisi. That's like a little, it's like a, it's
40:06
Driver (Uber)
like a, it's Why do you say New York like that? Toledo, Ohio? Yeah. Like genuinely.
40:08
Jason (?)
No, like, you know how they have boroughs in New York? It's like that. But I'm from, uh... What is it? I'm from, I'm from Toledo, Toledo.
40:21
Driver (Uber)
I like his style actually, your father, you know, Pacquiao.
40:25
Drew (?)
My stepdad. He should have beat Floyd Mayweather. I'm
40:27
Driver (Uber)
not gonna lie. Did I ever tell you... No, I don't like Mayweather though.
40:30
Marlon
You don't like Mayweather? We don't even say that name around here.
40:34
Driver (Uber)
He's not a good role model for people. Your father is.
40:38
Marlon
Always bragging about it. You want to tell him about that one time...
40:39
Driver (Uber)
When he fight with him? I always tell my friend, my friends always ask me. Because I came from a boxing family. When your father fight with him, he didn't fight with your father because your father is a technique fighter.
40:51
Drew (?)
Yeah, he kept running. He kept running.
40:53
Driver (Uber)
Of course, he's like a chicken. Because he want to defend his title, he don't want to really argue with your father. Headless chicken, yeah. But... Tell him the story. Bro, tell him the story when he was like and he
41:01
Marlon
almost knocked you out, like dead ass, because he was running around too much.
41:05
Drew (?)
So one time I snuck out of my house in elementary school because I was just a delinquent, you know, grew up. Obviously my father had a lot of money, so I was spoiled in a way. Um, so I snuck out. Dad run my... rung my phone he's like where you at where you at obviously speaking in Tagalog um and yeah I had to come home and then all of a sudden my dad Manny obviously I call him dad but
41:33
Drew (?)
came home came with me threw the gloves at me I'm mind you all right Manny Pacquiao threw the gloves at me all right ounce gloves he said I gotta I gotta whoop your ass but but the way he punished me he didn't like just discipline me it was like I'll give you a chance so he gave me gave me the gloves and then I had to like fight back but obviously I was only so I would get my ass whooped that's that's the day Manny Pacquiao found out his son was gay
42:02
Driver (Uber)
What?
42:03
Drew (?)
Yeah him.
42:05
Driver (Uber)
I didn't get it what does that mean?
42:07
Jason (?)
Yeah he found out he was gay that day.
42:10
Driver (Uber)
I don't want to get in that conversation.
42:11
Drew (?)
Yeah no. No no no it's just like insane. We're actually a throuple.
42:19
Driver (Uber)
Like I said, your father is a very good guy.
42:23
Drew (?)
Very good, very good.
42:27
Drew (?)
Thank you. So yeah, we got around four more minutes. Oh.
42:36
Unknown
What a day, man. Yeah, what a day.
42:40
Drew (?)
What a day. Color Factory's closed. What?
42:44
Unknown
No. Come on, bro.
42:59
Marlon
So we have to extend the Uber. No, please.
43:04
Marlon
How do you even know that? How do they know that? It's open, bro.
43:07
Driver (Uber)
You just lied. I just lied.
43:08
Drew (?)
Call Ryan. Why y'all saying call Ryan, bro? You know Ryan Garcia? Or you should call your dad.
43:12
Driver (Uber)
My dad? He doesn't speak English well. You know Ryan Garcia, sir? No, I don't. You don't follow boxing?
43:16
Driver (Uber)
Fighter Ryan Garcia. He just beat Ben Conner in the second round. World title, world title. I didn't watch it
43:18
Drew (?)
though. Nothing. Where was the game? Where was the fight?
43:22
Driver (Uber)
In Vegas. I follow like, you know, this guy from Dagestan.
43:25
Unknown
Dagestan.
43:27
Driver (Uber)
Actually not Russian. They are Turkish origin people.
43:30
Drew (?)
Send them two years Dagestan.
43:32
Driver (Uber)
My grand family is from the same area, like area, Caucasus. Oh wow. In Turkey, this area, I show to you guys. They're very people really like, you know, tough people. Because it's high mountains.
43:46
Marlon
That's why they like breathe better, right? Since it's higher.
43:48
Driver (Uber)
Because mountain life. Dagestan means Turkish land of the mountain. Dagestan is a province, like autonomous area. It's not a free republic, but part of Russian Federation. That's why they say Russian, but they are not Russian. They are Turkish origin people.
44:04
Driver (Uber)
Dagestan is land of the mountain? Yep. That's what Dag means mountain. Dagestan, land of the mountain. Oh, so it's Dag-e-stan.
44:09
Marlon
No, land. Dag. Land of the mountain. But because it's called that because it's on a mountain?
44:16
Driver (Uber)
Look, right here. Close to this region, you see?
44:18
Marlon
Oh wow. That is on a mountain. Higher altitude. That's why they breathe better, right? That's why it produces.
44:25
Driver (Uber)
Most thing they eat, they breathe everything organic over there. Everything.
44:30
Marlon
That's why they're so sexy built.
44:34
Driver (Uber)
I'm not gonna say sexy bit because they're Muslim too, so they just pray and do good. Oh yeah, you're right. My bad. They don't do stupid thing. No drug, no alcohol. They just like fully like
44:42
Unknown
locked in on training.
44:47
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, exactly. They don't do nothing crazy.
44:50
Marlon
I want to go to Dagestan and get trained.
44:53
Driver (Uber)
That's what they say, like two to three years. Two, three years, forget it, you know? No, they kind of joke everybody. Like send me your kid like two, three years.
45:00
Marlon
Yeah, exactly. We just sent his ass to Dagestan. I went to Dagestan
45:03
Drew (?)
actually one time. Oh, you did? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, guys. Not gonna lie guys, just went to Google, it says Color Factory is closed. Did he call? We called, we called.
45:11
Driver (Uber)
You're gonna change location?
45:13
Drew (?)
I have to call, yeah. I mean maybe we should change. Yeah, I don't mind. Not a pocket that day.
45:16
Unknown
Okay. Chicago, huh?
45:20
Announcement
Color Factory. Visit our website, colorfactory.co. Purchase tickets for each of our venues located in New York City, Houston, and Chicago.
45:30
Marlon
Chicago, huh? They didn't even look what city, what city was in there.
45:33
Drew (?)
So it instantly went to Voicemail.
45:35
Marlon
I mean you called the one in Chicago. Uh, should we... Sugar Factory still option out there?
45:47
Marlon
I, let's see, yeah, I mean... I'm just wondering... No, Times Square is actually a horrible idea. I'm just wondering if the Sugar Factory actually is a thing or if I walk in and it's a fucking candy store. Like which one is it? Sugar Factory.
45:53
Drew (?)
Sugar Factory.
45:57
Driver (Uber)
I'm gonna reroute us. I'm gonna reroute us.
46:02
Marlon
No problem.
46:03
Drew (?)
Yeah. Oof. Oof.
46:04
Marlon
Oh my. Oof. Oh my God. It's far? He slapped on minutes there. Slapped minutes. minutes. Can we go somewhere a little closer?
46:08
Drew (?)
Yeah, could go a little closer.
46:10
Marlon
Yeah, I mean we can... I was looking like a instead, Ooh, okay, yeah,
46:11
Drew (?)
maybe. I'm gonna just type in the word factory on the Google, maybe something will pop up.
46:20
Jason (?)
Sir, sir, you got any recommendations in New York City?
46:24
Driver (Uber)
What kind of recommendation?
46:25
Marlon
Anything we can do and explore maybe. Go inside, see something nice, interesting, you know, whatever, you know.
46:31
Driver (Uber)
You're asking the right guy. I can take you the city tour though. City tour. There is a lot of things. Dumbo, Flatiron, Brooklyn Bridge. Little Italy, Chelsea,
46:42
Unknown
Ooh.
46:44
Drew (?)
When I tell you
46:45
Driver (Uber)
like when I work privately, when I was working last couple days with this Indian lady head of always do private tour. like you know some bank from Kansas. They Like this I showed you. Okay. Around town, yeah.
46:55
Marlon
Okay, yeah.
46:57
Driver (Uber)
Like I was with Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf.
47:00
Drew (?)
Mmm.
47:00
Driver (Uber)
You see the tennis player?
47:02
Drew (?)
Oh, they are? Oh yeah yeah
47:03
Driver (Uber)
yeah yeah. The US Open, yeah? Yeah, I was with them.
47:06
Drew (?)
Yeah. I do lots of like you know...
47:09
Marlon
Fitness Factory. No, no, it's closed. Next week, next week, ten
47:12
Driver (Uber)
days I'm gonna work in United Nations. What the fuck? Oh, FBI!
47:16
Marlon
Gotta be some type of... What is that?
47:18
Driver (Uber)
What?
47:21
Driver (Uber)
They kind of like you know company I work with, so they
47:24
Drew (?)
send me job. Fitness Factory is literally a one mile drive.
47:27
Jason (?)
No, I mean bro, at this point I don't... You're going to Sugar Factory, right?
47:31
Drew (?)
Uh, this is right now the Sugar Factory, but you know, we'll probably find another factory. They have a... What do you guys want to do? Uh, just something entertaining, something fun. Entertaining weekend.
47:40
Jason (?)
They kicked us out of the sex museum.
47:45
Driver (Uber)
Yeah. If you go with the cameras like that, of course they're gonna... Well, I thought
47:47
Jason (?)
you were supposed to have sex with the, you know, the art. kicked Pull my dick out and they
47:56
Driver (Uber)
me out, sir. One of the like most picture taking place in the city, Dumbo. What is that? What is that? Dumbo is like you see the thing is like, you know, under the bridge, like, you know, Brooklyn Bridge. You see the Empire State, Empire Building. Yeah. Slit in the between like bridge. That's it. But
48:15
Jason (?)
most people they would like... Wax factory? Wax museum?
48:17
Drew (?)
Wax museum? I'm down, yeah.
48:19
Jason (?)
The wax factory, wax museum, right? I'm down to
48:21
Drew (?)
go to the wax museum.
48:21
Driver (Uber)
Otherwise there is a Charging Bull next to Wall Street.
48:26
Drew (?)
Okay, let's go. You know, Charging Bull.
48:27
Driver (Uber)
Charging Bull, yeah, yeah,
48:28
Marlon
Charging Bull, yeah. Yeah, let's go to the wax museum.
48:31
Drew (?)
Like an actual bull
48:32
Marlon
that charges at you or no?
48:35
Jason (?)
No, it's a wax museum.
48:38
Driver (Uber)
Oh, okay. Or is that in LA? What's that called? I live in San Diego though, I know LA very well too.
48:41
Jason (?)
They have an ice cream factory?
48:42
Drew (?)
You fat ass fuck.
48:44
Driver (Uber)
Ice cream factory?
48:45
Jason (?)
Is that a thing?
48:46
Driver (Uber)
No, I don't think so.
48:48
Drew (?)
Oh, wax museum.
48:48
Driver (Uber)
I know one ice cream factory, Ben Jerry's, that's in Vermont.
48:52
Marlon
No way they have a hamburger and fries factory. Swear to God.
48:57
Marlon
She's trying to come, bro. Like it's not...
48:59
Jason (?)
It's called the Madame Tussauds.
49:02
Driver (Uber)
Okay, we're going. That's in 42nd. Yep. Oh, it's so close.
49:05
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, it's next to it actually.
49:07
Drew (?)
Oh, it's a mile, it's a... I'm gonna change it to that then. No, it's amazing.
49:11
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, that's a wax museum, that's what you're talking about, right?
49:13
Drew (?)
Yeah, wax. Oh, for some reason it was a mile. There is an ice cream
49:15
Jason (?)
factory, they're saying.
49:17
Drew (?)
Yo, bro. No, yeah, we believe you.
49:18
Jason (?)
Swear to God, I might be trolling.
49:20
Driver (Uber)
Oh yeah, yeah, we definitely believe you. Hold on, sorry about that. That's in Broadway though. But it's like tiny place. That's not really factory. Yeah, you don't like that. Just like you know that... You don't like that. ...what they call like... Museum of Ice
49:28
Jason (?)
Cream, miles away.
49:33
Driver (Uber)
That's in Broadway. Is that far?
49:34
Marlon
It's close to here actually.
49:35
Driver (Uber)
Okay. Maybe wax museum, then we just skip the ice cream factory, I don't know.
49:40
Drew (?)
So for some reason, um, wax museum...
49:46
Drew (?)
bit of a drive, boys. What? By like bike. I can't bike.
49:51
Marlon
I guess he's biking.
49:55
Jason (?)
I can't bike.
49:56
Marlon
So let me
50:00
Drew (?)
guess, we going to the ice cream museum?
50:04
Drew (?)
Beat the bomb? What is beat the bomb? I was talking about...
50:05
Jason (?)
Someone in the chat said go to the illusion. The Illusion Place. It's closed, yeah.
50:08
Drew (?)
Illusion Place.
50:10
Marlon
I think I've been to one of those, they're lowkey fun.
50:12
Jason (?)
The Illusion Factory?
50:16
Marlon
Oh like like you when when you run into like...
50:22
Jason (?)
It's like I stand here and like you stand here and I'm like way bigger.
50:25
Drew (?)
Oh. That's now though. What do you mean now? Like right now if we just stood across the street you'd be way bigger. Oh, the illusion? Museum of Illusions? Eleven minutes away. Ooh, I'm down
50:30
Jason (?)
to go to the Museum of Illusions.
50:33
Driver (Uber)
I'm down, I'm down. That's next to Meatpacking District.
50:35
Drew (?)
Okay, I'm gonna change the location one more time, sir.
50:38
Driver (Uber)
No problem.
50:39
Marlon
Sorry about that. Wait, so do you live in San Diego?
50:42
Driver (Uber)
I used to live in San Diego, but... Where do you live now?
50:46
Driver (Uber)
And I lived Florida after that, eleven years. Ooh. I was living next to NASA, Kennedy Space Center. Then moved back to New York.
50:53
Marlon
Oh wow, so you're from New York originally?
50:56
Driver (Uber)
Okay, I'm originally from Istanbul, Turkish. I born over there and kind of raised here, both sides.
51:02
Marlon
Okay. I love Turkey by the way.
51:03
Jason (?)
You ever been to Erie, Pennsylvania?
51:05
Driver (Uber)
Uh, I'm a truck driver though. I did seven year, forty-eight state, truck haul, like car delivery.
51:11
Jason (?)
So you've been to Erie?
51:13
Driver (Uber)
Seven year, forty-eight state. I've been everywhere in United States, forty-eight state. Erie is next to the lake between Ohio and New York State. Very small town in the coast of lake.
51:26
Drew (?)
And it's it's like... You from Erie?
51:28
Jason (?)
I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania, yeah.
51:29
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, very tiny place, there's like you know... Super dangerous, very dangerous, right?
51:31
Jason (?)
Not at all, right? Very dangerous.
51:36
Driver (Uber)
Nah, it didn't look dangerous. I don't think so.
51:37
Marlon
Have you ever been to Arlington or no? Arlington, Texas.
51:39
Drew (?)
Oh yeah, Arlington, Texas.
51:40
Marlon
Very safe, right? Sweetest...
51:41
Jason (?)
How's Arlington in you?
51:43
Driver (Uber)
Jason, I drive seven year, forty-eight state.
51:46
Drew (?)
Wow.
51:47
Driver (Uber)
I put more than eight hundred thousand mile in with my semi. Holy shit. I'm a truck driver.
51:51
Marlon
Ever been uh Sweden, Sweden Malmö?
51:57
Unknown
Oh my, he's pulling up a Facebook right now. I know, I know. You
51:59
Driver (Uber)
don't even want to speak about how dangerous it is, right? One of my cousin husband Swedish. Mm. Okay. This is when I was in Mongolia.
52:06
Jason (?)
You was in Mongolia? Holy... is that a fucking dragon?
52:09
Driver (Uber)
Gee, that bullshit. I've been more than countries.
52:13
Unknown
Wow. So you... I never married,
52:13
Driver (Uber)
so I've been many countries. Especially in Europe. I got big family in Germany.
52:16
Unknown
You've been to Vietnam?
52:20
Unknown
You've been to the Philippines?
52:21
Driver (Uber)
That's I never been though.
52:22
Unknown
What about Vietnam?
52:23
Driver (Uber)
And I... there's a big uh Filipino community in Los Angeles. I have couple friends married with the Filipino. They used to always trying to take me Palawan Island actually. Boracay and Palawan. They say Palawan Island one of the best actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see some video too, but I never been. Which is I've been my uh Filipino friend in Australia actually. I stay in their house in New South Wales, north of Sydney. Oh, Palawan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a big Filipino community over there too in Australia. Okay.
52:54
Driver (Uber)
That's very nice. You guys island country, so...
52:59
Marlon
Yeah, no, yeah.
53:02
Marlon
I mean, yeah. Life's got weird going on.
53:04
Driver (Uber)
There is a big diaspora, Filipino diaspora all around the world. I love the Philippines.
53:09
Driver (Uber)
Travel around the world.
53:11
Driver (Uber)
You know what I'm saying? They Catholic and they never do abortion like, you know. That's why they more than million people.
53:18
Marlon
Jesus. Yeah, it's kind of... It's pretty, I'm pretty sure it's illegal, right? What does that mean? Illegal?
53:22
Driver (Uber)
No, that's kind of religious fact in Philippine. I think they don't like abortion stuff.
53:27
Marlon
We didn't see, I swear. You and your...
53:30
Driver (Uber)
I think that's a big deal in Filipino. Y'all did an
53:30
Marlon
abortion a couple years ago, no?
53:34
Jason (?)
What the fuck is he talking about?
53:38
Marlon
Wasn't it a couple years ago?
53:45
Marlon
Talking about? You and your cousin. My cousin? Oh, sorry, that's like... okay, yeah, my bad. Um, but no, sir. Um, yeah, it's good that you've been traveling, honestly.
53:50
Driver (Uber)
I never married though, that's why.
53:51
Marlon
You never got married?
53:53
Driver (Uber)
I'm not that young though. I'm, I become right now.
53:56
Marlon
Oh, wow.
53:57
Driver (Uber)
I look young maybe. I used to be much younger before I lost the houses. I lost three house in Florida. Holy shit. Tsunami? No, no, financial crisis. Oh, sorry.
53:57
Marlon
You look very young, yeah.
54:10
Driver (Uber)
Ah, the Great Depression? Not... Great Depression was in He just hit... Great Depression was... years ago, bro. Yeah, you off like years.
54:25
Marlon
What do you mean
54:27
Driver (Uber)
But the second biggest deal actually like So basically what happened
54:33
Jason (?)
back in Florida, it was called a recession.
54:37
Driver (Uber)
No, no, Florida was the...
54:38
Marlon
That's the Boston Tea Party.
54:39
Driver (Uber)
Florida was the worst state in the whole country with the mortgage crisis Because of the recession? Especially where we live. Next to NASA, they shut down the NASA, lay off everybody. It become like a ghost town, like, you know, Daytona Beach. But it was a very nice area, close to Orlando, you know. Yeah, but I
54:56
Drew (?)
feel like you lived like different lives, sir.
55:00
Driver (Uber)
No, no. Why?
55:01
Drew (?)
Because you've been in so many places.
55:03
Jason (?)
Yeah, been around.
55:05
Driver (Uber)
I'm single myself and I spend my money wisely though. I don't do drugs, no alcohol. Always been single?
55:08
Marlon
Never married.
55:11
Driver (Uber)
girlfriend, of course.
55:12
Jason (?)
Sir, question. I used to have Do you mind if I have a piece of candy? I haven't had one yet.
55:15
Driver (Uber)
That's why I put it there. You guys can have it. I mean, you've had like five.
55:19
Drew (?)
I mean, you
55:24
Marlon
got the sugar factory in
55:29
Driver (Uber)
front of you, you know what I mean? You say you play... You say you played the the game, like your season didn't start?
55:33
Marlon
Uh yeah, it started but um...
55:34
Jason (?)
They lost the first game.
55:35
Marlon
We lost our first game actually.
55:37
Jason (?)
Who'd you guys lose to again? Actually yesterday. Who'd you guys lose to again?
55:40
Marlon
Steelers.
55:41
Driver (Uber)
How old are you? Lost the Steelers though.
55:43
Driver (Uber)
Yeah. What? How old are you?
55:44
Marlon
Uh, years young, but yeah.
55:47
Driver (Uber)
Just like Jake and them.
55:48
Marlon
Exactly, yeah. Like we same same draft class.
55:51
Driver (Uber)
Man.
55:52
Jason (?)
He went undrafted though.
55:53
Driver (Uber)
What is your full name? Let me see.
56:01
Marlon
Uh, it's Marlon. M-A-N-C... uh sorry, um, M-A-R-L-O-N. R? Yeah, yeah. I went undrafted though, so I don't
56:11
Marlon
really know. Yeah, but uh L-O-N. Okay. Uh, and then uh Garcia. Garcia.
56:16
Driver (Uber)
Not Marlon Brando, right? Yeah, yeah, that's
56:17
Marlon
where my mom got it from actually.
56:21
Driver (Uber)
Internet personality, man. Yeah, I don't know
56:22
Marlon
Ah, that's you. Yeah, that's me. That's him right there.
56:25
Marlon
why they put that. It's because...
56:27
Driver (Uber)
Ah, you from Sweden though?
56:29
Marlon
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
56:30
Driver (Uber)
Really? My cousin also Swedish. Oh. You have cousins all over the place. No, no, no. I have a big family. Yeah, me too. That's what I'm saying,
56:36
Marlon
me too, yeah.
56:37
Driver (Uber)
No, they're in finance and they live in Frankfurt right now. Oh, nice. Alex is his name. Nice. You should go to Images. He used to work for the Swedish government though.
56:46
Marlon
Oh, really?
56:46
Driver (Uber)
Yeah, he was doing like, you know, um, how to say, financial like hedge fund stuff.
56:51
Marlon
Yeah.
56:53
Driver (Uber)
But they live in Germany. They used to live in London, so. Have you heard of Vet sir?
56:57
Driver (Uber)
What is that?
56:58
Jason (?)
Vet. No. The brand? He's a he does modeling too, so he's a model.
57:02
Driver (Uber)
I can see that. I see that. You see that?
57:03
Jason (?)
All three of us now.
57:05
Driver (Uber)
Me too, yeah.
57:08
Driver (Uber)
No, not really. Online character.
57:11
Jason (?)
It's cool. You should go to Images, sir. Go to Images on his page right there.
57:13
Driver (Uber)
I like Norway better than Sweden.
57:15
Marlon
Oh, come on, sir.
57:17
Driver (Uber)
I've been there four times. I love it. What?
57:19
Driver (Uber)
Because I get connection flight. Oh, it'll get me. I usually stop by Germany, but lately I've been Norway.
57:24
Marlon
Oh yeah.
57:25
Driver (Uber)
I like Norway. I went all I drive all the way to Troms.
57:30
Marlon
I don't know who that is on the left.
57:34
Driver (Uber)
Yeah. Actually maybe you know my friend is a very big model, Alion.
57:38
Marlon
Alion? Oh yeah, Alion. Remember that? Oh yeah, Alion. He's French. No, Senegal. Senegal, that's what it was. I know, I
57:42
Driver (Uber)
take care of his family. Oh, nice. Okay. Senegalese. This guy.
57:52
Marlon
How do you like know so many people and stuff?
57:54
Driver (Uber)
I work a lot though. Alion. Alion. Oh yeah, yeah. He follow me too.
57:58
Jason (?)
Oh yeah.
58:00
Driver (Uber)
a very good guy though. Very good
58:04
Driver (Uber)
Yeah. He's guy. He's a big model though. Like you know Louis Vuitton, all these brands. Yeah. I'm a retired NBA player. I don't know, he likes to joke a lot. I don't know.
58:15
Jason (?)
No, I used to...
58:15
Driver (Uber)
When you say the NBA player... brother, he work with Jason though. Jason Tatum. Oh yeah, that's my boy.
58:17
Jason (?)
I used to be in the NBA. One of my best friend like
58:21
Jason (?)
That's my boy Jason. I used to I used to play with LeBron back in the day. My name's Mike Bibby.
58:27
Jason (?)
Mike Bibby's my name.
58:27
Marlon
You know who Mike Bibby is?
58:29
Driver (Uber)
I can't remember. That's me, Mike Bibby.
58:30
Jason (?)
Mike Bibby? No, it's just...
58:38
Driver (Uber)
You know who uh Mike Hawk is?
58:42
Driver (Uber)
No, no, no. Who's Mike Hawk? Fucking with me, do you see?
58:48
Driver (Uber)
Free to free to do that, no problem.
58:51
Driver (Uber)
I'm I'm I'm a good person as long as you don't disrespect, I'm fine. Of course.
58:58
Drew (?)
Come on Jay, like do it. Mike Hawk is a professional basketball player.
59:00
Marlon
Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is.
59:03
Driver (Uber)
Yeah. But I used to know the Turkish guy, Hedo Turkoglu, because when I used to live in Florida, I'm lucky I I watched like LeBron, Kobe, everyone. Because um one of my best friend he's a seven footer, he was in the Turkish national team. So they used to give me field codes, so free to watch from behind the bench. And I have one Italian customer, they have a betting company in Savona, Liguria near Milan. He come over here every year and I'm lucky to like he got me a ticket too, so I go watch the game again.
59:33
Marlon
You probably seen me play then, Mike Bibby.
59:36
Marlon
Uh, don't worry about it.
59:37
Driver (Uber)
What side? But I don't know. What? Besiktas or...
59:40
Driver (Uber)
Besiktas. Besiktas, huh? You see my father jersey?
59:44
Marlon
Oh yeah, Besiktas.
59:44
Driver (Uber)
I born in Besiktas. Oh, I like that. I'm Besiktas too.
59:47
Driver (Uber)
I born in Besiktas and my father was fighting for Besiktas. Because Besiktas people confuse. Besiktas is BJK means Besiktas Gymnastic Club. Besiktas just not like you know football.
Marlon x Lacy x Jason in New York (hour 4), Sep 15, 2026