Marlon 10 min (gemini, window judge)

September 15, 202610 min233 turns
DrewMarlonSpeaker 3Announcement
00:00
Drew
shoot. Okay, this is kind of normal.
00:02
Marlon
Okay, so wait. What did it say, "rolls in good detective and recycled dildos?" Wow.
00:06
Drew
This made a dildo? This made a dildo? Okay.
00:09
Marlon
Wow. Recycled dildos? Wow.
00:12
Drew
I
00:12
Marlon
can't imagine people wearing people's fucking
00:15
Drew
Torch! Torch!
00:16
Marlon
[laughter]
00:18
Drew
I put the torch on. Fucking
00:21
Marlon
Dog, the torch, yo. [laughter]
00:22
Drew
[laughter] Put the fucking
00:25
Marlon
What the fuck? No,
00:28
Drew
now I gotta read about this.
00:28
Marlon
no. In 2007, the stuffed animal version of raccoon-
00:34
Drew
What the fuck?
00:35
Marlon
What is this?
00:36
Drew
It's a sex-
00:37
Marlon
Meeko is one of the most popular plush toys to modify with a pleased hole.
00:42
Drew
No, not the raccoon! [laughter] No! [laughter] Are you fucking pleased?
00:49
Marlon
You
00:50
Drew
got to touch that fucking Dog, you just touched it.
00:54
Marlon
[groan] What?
00:56
Drew
I don't like it. This is actually sweet. Um,
01:00
Drew
I ain't gonna lie, bro. Now, how the fuck? Turn the light off? I'm I'm gonna turn the light off.
01:06
Drew
No, on god, bro. What type of What am I looking at? What is that?
01:10
Marlon
Dog, what
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Drew
is that, bro?
01:11
Marlon
Damn,
01:12
Drew
yo!
01:13
Marlon
So they they turned this bitch on each fucking just [laughter]
01:21
Drew
What is
01:21
Marlon
this?
01:22
Drew
What is this, bro? What is that?
01:23
Marlon
I
01:24
Drew
ain't gonna lie, this shit freak. It's 2007, it's scary. [laughter] It's scary, bro. Okay, that's toys.
01:28
Marlon
This is straight porn. I'm not even gonna lie. Okay, yeah, probably not. Okay,
01:31
Drew
Playboy magazine, that's some normal shit. [laughter] Oh, what is that?
01:36
Marlon
Oh! Damn, J, wow. Oh, my god, this is some uh Oh,
01:40
Drew
this is some gay ass shit.
01:41
Marlon
Wow, this is some fucking satan shit right here, bro.
01:43
Drew
Yeah, bro, damn. Uh-huh. Wow.
01:47
Marlon
Wow, wow, wow, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
01:48
Drew
Bro, [laughter] who's putting that shit? [laughter] I'm really
01:51
Marlon
know who does this shit. I'm being honest. You've got to be on a different type of timing.
01:54
Drew
Slice of some animal shit, man.
01:57
Marlon
Wow.
01:58
Drew
Yeah.
01:59
Marlon
I mean you have all this shit just lying
02:01
Drew
around? Um, yeah. What the fuck? Come on, son. What type of fucking vibrator is that, bro?
02:07
Marlon
Slick Willy? You get a Slick Willy up here in the jay-jay.
02:11
Drew
What the fuck? Oh, yeah, no, I I
02:13
Marlon
like There's no Oh, my god,
02:14
Drew
bro. Wait, did they sign them?
02:16
Marlon
Yo,
02:17
Drew
I don't fuck- Who signed this? The paddle?
02:19
Marlon
What is it?
02:19
Drew
Oh, nah, that's some freaky ass shit, bro. Whose names are on this, man?
02:24
Marlon
Who did it say? Whose that is? Who is
02:25
Drew
on this?
02:26
Marlon
Oh, my god, J. What is this? You know what this
02:28
Drew
is? What is that?
02:29
Marlon
Penis bones.
02:31
Drew
is that
02:31
Marlon
penis bones? Those are their bones. Look at this,
02:34
Drew
penis bones! Holy walrus
02:36
Marlon
penis. Oh,
02:37
Drew
my walrus penis, bro. For for size reference,
02:40
Drew
dinosaurs have a bigger penis than a walrus? That's crazy.
02:42
Marlon
Swear on God, your shit's that long. That is insane. You got a fucking
02:45
Drew
sword.
02:46
Marlon
Imagine putting my shit on a fucking
02:48
Drew
glass like this.
02:49
Marlon
Why would you Why would you be uh-
02:52
Marlon
I mean dog I'll cover the whole screen.
02:54
Drew
Oh,
02:58
Marlon
my god. Woah, woah, woah, woah. Oh,
03:00
Drew
my god. Woah, woah,
03:00
Marlon
woah, woah.
03:02
Drew
Oh, my god.
03:03
Marlon
Uh, wow. Wow. This is, yeah.
03:06
Drew
I mean,
03:07
Marlon
okay. Okay.
03:07
Drew
This is Deep Throat.
03:08
Marlon
All right.
03:10
Marlon
Wait, how far does it go if to go to untangle her teeth?
03:11
Drew
Okay. Yeah, interesting. Okay. All right. All right. Mhm.
03:15
Marlon
Uh, this is uh This is Yeah, he said,
03:19
Drew
"Oh, wow." Yeah, no, this is uh right.
03:23
Drew
They changed a lot,
03:24
Marlon
that stuff, actually. Oh, my gosh,
03:25
Drew
is this the world- Yo, fuck you,
03:29
Marlon
bro.
03:30
Drew
This is the world's first ever vibrator,
03:32
Marlon
bro. 1920.
03:33
Drew
Oh, my god. It's a vibrator for fucking You'll never get over that
03:35
Marlon
shit. Oh, damn. That's some Yeah,
03:37
Drew
bro. Like, how was it
03:38
Marlon
How was- How was the first person to- how do Like,
03:39
Drew
how do you cum? Like if you're the first person like if you're Adam and
03:41
Marlon
Eve. I mean, they never cummed, but yeah. How do you know?
03:44
Drew
Wow. How do you know?
04:01
Marlon
Oh,
04:04
Speaker 3
oh, is it okay if we record,
04:06
Drew
though? Yeah, we just recorded mash. We record-
04:09
Marlon
Oh, no. This is
04:10
Drew
just recorded.
04:11
Speaker 3
No, I can't saw the time.
04:12
Drew
Wait. Where? Why? I don't want to be in the video.
04:18
Speaker 3
No, that's fine. I'm just filming.
04:19
Drew
Oh, there's no chat.
04:19
Speaker 3
There's no chat. I thought we could record, but not show way too great.
04:22
Drew
Wait,
04:23
Speaker 3
wait,
04:24
Marlon
wait.
04:24
Speaker 3
YouTube video's not okay? It's fine? It's no? Okay.
04:26
Drew
Okay. Okay. Okay, well we're
04:30
Speaker 3
on our way. All right, all right.
04:32
Drew
Very interesting uh area. We're just We're trying to educate, you know?
05:00
Drew
Oh, well, that was
05:02
Marlon
That was an interesting lesson. Well, that was that was that was interesting.
05:05
Marlon
She teaches while sitting. Yeah, man.
05:07
Drew
I mean, I, I was educated.
05:10
Marlon
No, I'm definitely educated. I was more I was more fascinated than anything. That was That was fascinating, bro.
05:12
Drew
Yes, sir.
05:14
Marlon
All right, I'm so I'm fascinated.
05:16
Marlon
Yeah.
05:21
Marlon
Yeah. Okay. I mean, uh,
05:26
Marlon
Okay. We made it to the first floor. Dog, that was fucking like interesting, dog.
05:31
Marlon
That was dead-ass interesting, boy.
05:32
Drew
We got the
05:33
Marlon
pool. "Help, Lacy? What happened?" Bro, fuck Lacy. Where the fuck is our cameraman? Where's YBG?
05:39
Drew
Where the fuck are they at? "Ray, refund?"
05:41
Marlon
What happened?
05:43
Drew
Check his stream.
05:44
Drew
Let me I'm- I'm gonna check his stream. I'm- Let me Let me check his stream, okay?
05:48
Drew
Let's see what Lacy could possibly need- be needing help with right now, okay?
05:52
Drew
Oh, nice. Over 18+.
05:55
Drew
What's he doing? Where is he in the stream?
05:59
Marlon
Oh, yeah, all the kids came to Uh, uh. All right, do we go to him? Let me see where he is, though.
06:06
Drew
Where's uh Oh, god. Oh, we got to move that right now, bro.
06:14
Drew
All right, you know where he's at?
06:16
Marlon
Take it low- Who's
06:18
Drew
Who's Check Lacy- Check Lacy's
06:19
Marlon
location. Uh,
06:20
Drew
I don't know if we should go to him, bro.
06:21
Marlon
Marlon. It's just straight that way. Where is
06:23
Drew
YBG? How many likes for me to join the four? [laughter] To join
06:26
Marlon
court? 5 million.
06:28
Speaker 3
Marlon, can
06:29
Drew
I get a photo? Yeah. Oh yeah, folks
06:31
Marlon
Thank you so much. You can't climb on you. You're under please. Come on. All right, we got to go. We got to go, boys. Thank you, Marlon. All right, come
06:37
Drew
on. Let me do it quick. Let me do it quick.
06:38
Drew
Yo, where you at? Where you at? Yeah, thank you, bro. Pull up on us. Yo, thank you. Thank you. Uh, we just need uh,
06:46
Marlon
just needed a cameraman.
06:53
Drew
Yeah, yeah.
06:55
Marlon
Yes, sir. All right, come on, Jay. Come
06:58
Marlon
on, Jay.
07:01
Drew
Bro,
07:03
Drew
that was kind of like fire, though.
07:06
Marlon
I can see why he went there.
07:23
Marlon
Come on, bro. Yeah, but that is kind of interesting.
07:29
Drew
That is interesting. Was that not interesting, chat?
07:31
Marlon
Like chat, seeing like like the actual, we saw
07:33
Drew
the world's first vibrator. Bro,
07:35
Marlon
first ever.
07:38
Marlon
Like I wonder what woman that was, you know what I'm saying? First ever vibrator,
07:44
Drew
dog. And it gets more interesting. Wait, so
07:46
Marlon
what's what's on the floor above that one?
07:48
Drew
It was like four more history.
07:50
Marlon
Really? Yeah,
07:51
Drew
just about like more like some freaky history.
07:54
Marlon
Yeah, yeah.
07:55
Drew
Marlon,
07:56
Drew
can I get a pic, too?
07:57
Marlon
Yeah, come on.
07:58
Speaker 3
Jason, can I get a picture? Yes. Bro,
07:59
Drew
I seen you on
07:59
Speaker 3
the truck yesterday, bro.
08:01
Drew
I seen you on the truck yesterday, bro.
08:04
Drew
Yo Marlon, can I get a photo?
08:05
Marlon
Yeah, then Lester hold it. Let me get closer.
08:08
Drew
Yo, Jason, can you take my phone and can you mug my phone? Yo, Marlon, can you mug my phone?
08:12
Marlon
I can't, bro, I can't. We gotta We gotta keep it moving, bro. I'm sorry, bro. That's straight. I'm sorry. Alright, alright.
08:16
Drew
Marlon, can I take you to the ice cream shop? Yo, Marlon. Marlon. Yo, ice cream
08:22
Speaker 3
shop? Yo, let me I want to buy you some I would love to get you a
08:23
Marlon
I I can't right now, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Hey. Next Next time, maybe. Hey guys.
08:28
Marlon
Yo. Yo, let me Let me Let me Let me walk with y'all. Can I walk with y'all to the ice cream? No, just spawn. Probably go to him.
08:33
Drew
Take another pic.
08:33
Marlon
Take him again. Take
08:35
Drew
him again.
08:36
Speaker 3
I'm sorry.
08:37
Drew
Uh, huh. So, like, is Lacey
08:40
Marlon
What's up, dick? Hell yeah,
08:41
Drew
bro.
08:43
Drew
Can I get a photo, please?
08:47
Drew
Sorry.
08:49
Marlon
Yo! Who is that watching on the stream? Did Dad came up there as you were watching, or shit?
08:55
Drew
Y'all get kicked out?
08:56
Marlon
Yes,
08:56
Drew
bro. But you know what's crazy? What? It was actually good and It was actually
09:00
Marlon
fun as fuck, I'm not gonna lie.
09:03
Drew
Mhm. True.
09:04
Marlon
Damn, they just told off another great segment, bro.
09:06
Drew
Oh, fuck. Maybe we call the place and be like,
09:09
Drew
Yeah, I mean, what did we do?
09:10
Marlon
We'll talk to the manager.
09:11
Drew
Yes, bro, you should. Bro, that's great promo. Yeah.
09:13
Marlon
Bro,
09:14
Drew
it's literally an educational museum.
09:16
Marlon
You want to try? But like
09:19
Drew
Yeah, that's a good idea, bro. If y'all If y'all
09:20
Marlon
Bro,
09:21
Drew
if it was Just try.
09:21
Marlon
Bro, if it was
09:22
Drew
good in there, then, yeah, it's worth it. And, Jason,
09:24
Marlon
tell them like manager, can we talk to the manager or whatever, you know what I mean?
09:27
Drew
Can I get a photo?
09:28
Marlon
Who's D-M-ing chat, man?
09:31
Drew
All right, where where's Lacey at?
09:32
Marlon
Uh, he's around the corner. He's around the corner.
09:37
Drew
Oh look, bring her right towards you.
09:39
Drew
Right,
09:41
Marlon
right
09:41
Drew
here,
09:41
Marlon
right here.
09:43
Drew
Yo, bro, can I get a photo?
09:47
Drew
Marlon, can I take your picture? Lacey!
09:49
Drew
Lacey! Oh,
09:51
Speaker 3
my god. Look, let me
09:52
Drew
show you, Lacey. I ain't gonna lie, bro, the city might blow up tonight, bro. In game, it's a game. Oh,
09:55
Speaker 3
my god, it's a big three! It's a big three! It's a trap, the big three.
09:57
Drew
Yo, you missed it, bro.
09:59
Speaker 3
What happened?
Marlon 10 min (gemini, window judge)